Meridae'n

Grade-A rooster. Wouldn't work in an iron lung either the lazy cunt.

I hear he can suck a golfball through a garden-hose though...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Tigerlily

I don't know him, but I think he's probably a Grade-A cock smoker with a name like that.

slimshaydee

WHO TOLD YOU I CAN DO THAT

...oh right, the videos, the billboards and all the merchandising.

Charlatan

You forgot about the direct mailing campaign. Junk mail on the doorstep showing what you can do with your junk is just disturbing.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

slimshaydee

I wanted people to know I was more than just a pretty face

dlish

hes a pubslut for sure..the fuck and chuck type definately.

the home video says it all

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

Ella

Yeah, he's alright. Gave me a sage piece of advice once. Forget what it was.

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Meridae'n

"Wear the pink shirt"

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

slimshaydee

slims pink shirt wearing days are over unfortunately.

Meridae'n

More of a salmon man now?

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

slimshaydee

nah, bit of a purple pizzazz man these days.

Ella

Purple of the colour of the sexually repressed, Slim.

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Latch

Slim is slim.. there's not much we can say about him that hasn't already been said.