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slimshaydee 02-07-2007 06:32 AM

the new and improved 'cunt thread'
 
you cunts know what to do.

silent_jay 02-07-2007 08:14 PM

woo hoo, cunt thread is back........what's up cunts?

Lucifer 02-07-2007 08:18 PM

You two Aussies are a couple of cunts, and where'd that other cunt go?

spindles 02-07-2007 09:02 PM

which cunt are you talking about?

slimshaydee 02-07-2007 10:47 PM

dunno, but I don't appreciate that cunt calling some other bloke a cunt. Let's bash the cunt.

Tigerlily 02-07-2007 11:20 PM

Speak up, I cunt hear you!

dlish 02-08-2007 01:54 AM

If you cunt hear me,

then ILL SAY IT LOUDER..YOU'S ARE ALL FUCKING CUNTS!!!.. THE LOTTA YAZ!

Tigerlily 02-08-2007 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlishsguy
If you cunt hear me,

then ILL SAY IT LOUDER..YOU'S ARE ALL FUCKING CUNTS!!!.. THE LOTTA YAZ!


As true as that may be, i cunt believe it! :eek:

Daniel_ 02-08-2007 01:17 PM

I've still not forgiven ya cunts fer the Ashes.

We'll get ya in the triangular series though. Cunts.

spindles 02-08-2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_
I've still not forgiven ya cunts fer the Ashes.

We'll get ya in the triangular series though. Cunts.

I think england have a cunts chance in hell.

dlish 02-08-2007 10:55 PM

speaking of which, we're kicking the pommie cunts asses (does cunts asses make sense?) in the one day series finals

i hate the aussie team cos they are cunts, but i hate the pommie cunts even more

Tigerlily 02-08-2007 11:14 PM

All cricketers are cunts, at least the aussie team showers though, so they don't smell like cunt.

dlish 02-08-2007 11:52 PM

id prefer a little cunt smell, but nothing overly cunt-ilicious

Lucifer 02-09-2007 05:04 AM

I'm totally hung over this morning, and I smell like cunt.

slimshaydee 02-09-2007 07:26 AM

those fucking pommy cunts won the fucking game. that cunt made 120 odd fucking runs and won the cunts the cunting game. FUCKING CUNTS

Daniel_ 02-09-2007 11:57 AM

You cunts got licked.

Told ya.

Tigerlily 02-09-2007 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucifer
I'm totally hung over this morning, and I smell like cunt.


too much cheese on the taco cunt? or mmmm sweeet sweet roses cunt? :lol:

slimshaydee 02-09-2007 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_
You cunts got licked.

Told ya.

lick my cunt ya pommy cunt.

dlish 02-09-2007 08:33 PM

crikey..what the fuck in cunts hell happened last night... surely those pommie cunts cheated.. theres no way we coulda lost to a bunch of pussies like that!

Daniel_ 02-10-2007 04:09 AM

We cheated?

Cunt!

TIO 02-10-2007 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daniel_
We cheated?

Cunt!

What cunt let this whining pommie cunt in the thread, anyway?

Fly 02-10-2007 07:27 AM

what a bunch of cuntholios.........

Daniel_ 02-10-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TIO
What cunt let this whining pommie cunt in the thread, anyway?

You cunts left the door open.

dlish 02-10-2007 01:04 PM

its ok guys, relax..we need at least 1 poor cunt to pick on

Meridae'n 02-10-2007 01:30 PM

Shaydee, where's my props for starting the first one you metro CUNTFUCK

slimshaydee 02-10-2007 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlishsguy
its ok guys, relax..we need at least 1 poor cunt to pick on

we already have that cunt meri for that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridae'n
Shaydee, where's my props for starting the first one you metro CUNTFUCK

you deserve no accolades, cunt.

Ella 02-11-2007 08:59 PM

Fuck I missed this cunting thread.

Meridae'n 02-12-2007 02:51 AM

Welcome back cunt

dlish 02-23-2007 12:13 PM

i go for a few days and this cunt of a thread doesnt do shit...

get ure heads out of ure cunts and start cunting around u mororns

Meridae'n 02-28-2007 07:39 PM

Can't beilieve we got beaten by Cunton on the weekend...

slimshaydee 03-02-2007 08:39 AM

i'm a real cunt to the ladies but they still let me stick it in their cunts.

Stick 03-03-2007 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee
i'm a real cunt to the ladies but they still let me stick it in their cunts.

Yeah, me too. I treat them biker bitches like cunts and they keep comin' back for more.

Ella 03-09-2007 01:22 AM

You cunts are totally off, ya know that?

Stick 03-09-2007 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella
You cunts are totally off, ya know that?

Flattery will get you nowhere, cunt.

Meridae'n 03-13-2007 10:14 PM

Wondering if HTML works in here...


Nope. Cunts.

slimshaydee 03-17-2007 06:34 AM

fucking cunt of a noob bluffed me at poker tonight. i should stab him in the cunt. cunthead.

Meridae'n 03-18-2007 03:19 PM

Yeah some cunt got me at one of the $2/3 tables at Crown on Sat night. He was a Saffa too the cunt...

dlish 03-20-2007 08:20 AM

i go to dubai and log on after 3 weeks and u cunts still havent done much in this place.. what the fuck you cunts?!?!?!

Latch 03-21-2007 09:00 PM

Holy shit it's back! Good to see all you cunts again. I'll have to start dropping by TFP more often now :)

slimshaydee 03-22-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latch
Holy shit it's back! Good to see all you cunts again. I'll have to start dropping by TFP more often now :)

you're not welcome here anymore ya seppo cunt :no:

Ella 03-22-2007 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee
you're not welcome here anymore ya seppo cunt :no:

Fuck off Slim ya cunt.

Heya Latch....I was wondering where your seppo ass got to. :thumbsup:

Latch 03-23-2007 05:54 AM

Too bad you're a cunt slim, and whatever you say means nothing.

Thanks El. Good to see all you cunts again.

slimshaydee 03-23-2007 07:50 AM

you cunts ganging up on me again?

slimshaydee 03-24-2007 08:29 AM

fuck, i'm a smashed cunt.

Meridae'n 03-27-2007 06:59 AM

Ha ha, bit of controversy in the cunt shed!

6 viewing! What are u cunts doing???

slimshaydee 04-17-2007 06:37 AM

geez where did you cunts piss off to this time?

fatbob 04-17-2007 06:06 PM

fuck last night i was totally cunted. woke up fully clothed but in a gutter. ho hum work mates going to think i'm a complete cunt tomorrow.

Ella 04-20-2007 02:26 AM

Fuck mate, that sucks. You are a cunt anyways, aren't you?

Meridae'n 04-22-2007 07:22 PM

Fuck workmates. Usually whenever u think you've done something and they'll think you're a cunt, they end up thinking you're some sort of social freight train.

dlish 04-23-2007 04:14 PM

dun matter what happens..workmates are always a bunch a cunts..eve when there not.

Stoked 04-27-2007 05:53 AM

Son of a cunt, this thread is sweet.

Meridae'n 04-30-2007 04:18 PM

Yeah, it used to be used alot more by you cunts though

frozenstellar 05-02-2007 03:24 AM

cmon cunts, a good cunts a quick cunt

sscarnon 05-03-2007 07:58 PM

What the fuck's up cunts!!!

Ella 05-04-2007 02:41 AM

Public servants are cunts. Really.

Meridae'n 05-07-2007 04:33 AM

Fuck Hawthorn are a pack of cunts :diediediedie

Ella 05-18-2007 04:37 AM

Look, it's been many years since I drank at the club, but they were cunts then so they would more than likely be cunts how.

troit 06-03-2007 12:09 PM

http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/letters/c.GIF

http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/letters/u.GIF

http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/letters/n.GIF

http://commtechlab.msu.edu/sites/aslweb/letters/t.GIF

(That spells "CUNT" for all you hearing enabled) ;)

tadger 06-13-2007 03:13 PM

Sorry, I'm new here, but I still cunt figure out what this thread's all about...

Ishmal 06-17-2007 04:11 AM

holey shit!

you cunts are still hanging around here!

Zooksport2 06-24-2007 08:30 PM

What a cunt I am... I never come in here, and there's a thread just to my liking... Now for a bogan thread...

Speaking of cunts, Eddies a cunt.. He's not a TFP'er, so I can call him a cunt, the cunt. Fuck him....

Ella 06-28-2007 03:26 AM

We have an Eddie who's a cunt down here in OzLand too. He likes to bone.

Zooksport2 06-28-2007 03:34 AM

whaddya mean "down here in Ozland"? Isn't Perth Doen here to?

Anyways I bet my Eddies a bigger cunt than yours.... He's half a cunt... smells the same, but no "fucking" good....

frozenstellar 07-01-2007 05:17 AM

i love it - a whole forum dedicated to us aussies, and we have 3 threads:

a dodgy phone sales pitch from some dodgy cunt
some seppo bullshit unrelated to cunts
and the cunt thread.

with the exception of Meri, all the aussie cunts rock - where else would you find such cunt-astic forum content?

Ishmal 07-06-2007 04:14 AM

well there arn't really that many of us cunts...

Zooksport2 07-06-2007 03:05 PM

What the? there's like 22 million of us cunts down here!
speaking of "What the?" what happened to that segment, on Rove.

Ishmal 07-08-2007 04:55 AM

I mean there arn't that many Aussie Cunts on the TFP.

I'mguessing about 30???

But maybe a Admin could tell us an exact number of Cunts...

Zooksport2 07-08-2007 05:06 AM

Well, obviously we nore more aussie cunts to contribute to this thread!... I will add it to my sig...

Ishmal 07-08-2007 05:15 AM

Thats not a cunt of an idea at all...

Zooksport2 07-08-2007 02:26 PM

Hopefully, it will become cuntagious .

Ishmal 07-13-2007 05:01 AM

Well it definately stands out...

like a cunt on a cactus.

maybe cunts will follow it???

Ella 07-15-2007 12:19 PM

I'd be happy if our forum just consisted of the cunt thread. At least it would be representative.

bundy 07-16-2007 07:22 AM

there's WAY less cunts here than 30.
theres more like 30 cunts cumulative in the history of tfp.
right now, posting its prolly around 10 cunts. or less.
not many cunts huh. it used to be way bigger. so you cunts should all wait a bit and it'll come back. cunts come and go.
trust me.

Ishmal 07-21-2007 10:59 PM

that they do Bundy...

i'm one of those come-and-go cunts...

Ella 07-28-2007 04:03 AM

Now this is a worry. Have none of us felt the need to get out cunt out in the last week? I know I have!!

Zooksport2 07-28-2007 06:25 PM

That make me a slack cunt.....

Sion 08-02-2007 04:57 PM

best use of cunt ever

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ishmal
like a cunt on a cactus.


second best:

Fuck off ya fat cunt-picker. (said one cunt to another)

Zooksport2 08-19-2007 12:26 AM

Oi, I don't care where the cunts are from, let 'em post as much as they wanna. Stop being a cunt......

notaperv 08-25-2007 02:12 AM

Aussie C^nts
 
Hey you all Aussie Cunts... I've been reading this site for a bit and now I can be a CUNT with you all... and do remember that cunts are usefull.... Thats what I say to my cunt mates here in Bundy.... cunt on pls :thumbsup:

frozenstellar 10-01-2007 03:43 AM

we are geelong
the greatest cunts of all
we are geelong
we're always on the ball
we play with cunts as it should be played
at home or far away!

where the fuck are all you cunts? this needs a revival, get on it you seppo cunts.

KellyC 10-03-2007 08:56 PM

I'm not sure if this has been mentioned before, but "cunt" can also be used as a verb for "fucking."

As in, "man I wanna cunt her sweet cunt." And I do!

Sion 10-04-2007 04:02 PM

I love me some cunts.

Zooksport2 10-08-2007 05:05 AM

A few new cunts have been here since I was last here.... I wonder if it had anything to do with my sig?????

Rainwulf 10-21-2007 05:09 AM

you are all blood cuntox's

Jezzabelle 10-28-2007 02:19 PM

Paging Dr. Cunt!

Ishmal 11-05-2007 09:36 PM

Dr Cunt receiving the page...


i'm on the way!

ya cunt.

HEY!

the cunting-Australian section is gone again!

i just followed Zooks sig to revive this...
didn't notice it was in Nonsense until it popped back to the top.

j-man 11-30-2007 10:50 PM

Why did I click on this cunt ?

Zooksport2 12-08-2007 02:24 PM

crikey, there's some rude cunts on here....

ring 12-08-2007 04:59 PM

Lenny Bruce said it best.

Let us keep using the word n!!!gr until it doesn't mean anything anymore.

My contribution.....cunt we have a cuntiful cuntry of cuntribuals?

cunt we cuntrahemd all the cunting hunting cuntsists of?

I am the ultimate cuntess!! well no not really...

dlish 12-08-2007 05:32 PM

you cunts still posting here?

cunt me drunk

ring 12-08-2007 05:34 PM

I am the drunk cunting out nickels on the cunter.

Zooksport2 12-08-2007 05:42 PM

now you cunts are just being silly.....

Unicase 12-13-2007 04:50 AM

How manys cunts read this cunt thread and cunt understand this cunt language cause there is too many cunt in cunts langauge. cunt.

Fly 12-13-2007 05:03 AM

man......haven't seen any of you cunts for awhile.

Rainwulf 01-18-2008 02:55 AM

This cunt is still cunting around being a cunt.

Sion 01-18-2008 04:48 AM

twats that? I cunt hear you...

Rainwulf 01-18-2008 04:53 AM

Im cunting some vodka.
Actually i have run out. what a cunt.

BadNick 01-18-2008 07:11 AM

I just realized that since I'm such a big prick, I'm a good fit in this cunt thread with all you cunts.

Meridae'n 01-18-2008 10:28 PM

Any of you fucking aussie cunts still around?

Zooksport2 02-09-2008 02:05 PM

who you callin' cunt, cunt????


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