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Meridae'n · 02-04-2007, 05:18 PM

Might as well have a meet n greet thread again seeing as though we've been given our area back (thanks Hal!).

I'm from Deniliquin, but have been living in Albury/Wodonga for the past 4 years and have just moved down to Frankston. If any of you know of any other shitholes I've missed along the way please let me know so I can plug up any holes in my resume (and yes I've already lived in Moree). I've been working in a cardboard box factory for the last 3 years but have nearly finished my accounting degree (which I started in 1998... I'd like to thank Goldeneye, MarioKart 64, Civ2, and the Duke of Kent Hotel in Wagga for extending my studies) so I've moved to Melb to finally count beans.

I go for Essendon, Canterbury, the Waratahs, and me and my mates have found out they sell full-strength beer at the National Hockey Centre so we're going to become Melbourne Kestral members.

Oh, and I know ella's real name.

spindles · 02-04-2007, 07:23 PM

still in the same place as before. I live in Asquith in Northern Sydney - been here 4 years. I've finally been able to pony up to join the local golf club and have been slowly working on pushing my handicap out to the club maximum (yep, I am in fact a shit golfer). My grand plan is to have it (my handicap) down to 20 by year end. Small children means my time and money to devote to this is not a lot, but I do sneak out to play on a Wednesday arvo.

I work from home for a UK based software company - hence the ability to sneak out and also to spend more time than I should on here and other favourite internet hangouts

Now where is our kalgoorlie friend to start a new map of where we all are?

Meri and I have the Waratahs and (NRL) Bulldogs in common - but I'm a carlton supporter whenever I care enough about AFL to take note (which given their recent form hasn't been often

)

dlish · 02-05-2007, 01:25 AM

well well well.. its 3 out of 3 for NRL bulldog supporters here.

im in bankstown in sydneys sth west. been in the area my whole life..was born down the road and went to school across the rd from the same hospital.. i know what your thinking, its sounds like a lame life, but ive been out and about.

as i posted earlier, im leaving sydney in two weeks ( i go on the 19th of feb) two weeks from today. im just finishing off a project (i run my own construction company), but im sick of the stress and sleepless nights. im officially an insomiac.

so i decided that for the sake of my own health and wellbeing ill work in dubai for a little while and see how it goes. was offered a generous package, so im gonna try my luck for a little bit and see how it goes.

other than barracking for the doggies, i also follow the swans when they are in the finals. i totally despise the aussie cricket team for winning all the time, but i guess thats better than losing to the pommies.

wheres the resta yaz

Stick · 02-07-2007, 01:56 PM

Here I am in outer western Sydney - St Marys. I have all the ingredients to make me a fine bogan - Harley, tattoos, guns ( I shoot pistol, rifle and shotgun matches)
and a 'number 1' haircut. Used to have the regulation goatee, but then I joined the Army reserve, and they'll only let you have a mo, and, as all real men know, a moustache is gay.
Self employed plasterer, learning to fly helicopters and small planes (bloody expensive!), I haven't been trapped into marriage and hopefully never will,
though I have come close a couple of times. Go to the gym three times a week - not trying to be an Arnie, just keepin' it trim. Not into the footy. At all. Of any variety.
Since the Oz forum disappeared many moons ago I just lost the vibe for coming here.

slimshaydee · 02-07-2007, 10:51 PM

Still in the eastern suburbs of Melb, where I've been all my bloody life. Finished my degree in banking & finance at the end of last year and am about to embark on the search for a job after a long hard summer of drinking piss and playing poker.

Tigerlily · 02-07-2007, 11:18 PM

Currently residing in Brisvegas, about 5 minutes from Brisbane CBD. I moved here just over 3 years ago, before that it was Melbourne, and before that briefly Darwin, and before that Melbourne with a few stints overseas drinking and (let's be honest) slutting my way around the world with a backpack on.

I work in Management at a not-for-profit organisation up here, and most days I like it, some days I bear it, and others, I'd just like to stab myself in the face with paperclips to ease the frustration of it all. Just like everyone else I guess.

I found TFP by accident on bigboards.com was looking for a fun place to hang out and waste time, but I think it's going to end badly... I think it's a little bit too serious and self-applauding for me.

ryfo · 02-07-2007, 11:28 PM

residing in Melbourne also, always have, probably will cark it here too! Machine operator and motorcycle mad. Glad the Aus board is back, have missed having an Aussie corner in here ......

dlish · 02-08-2007, 01:50 AM

tigerlily

they've brought back the aussie forum just in time here cos we've got the best 'cunt thread' where anything goes. i know it sounds like most people out there are serious (you must be on the politics board)..but us aussies arent as high strung as our yankee cousins. here anything goes... sit back relax and enjoy

spindles · 02-08-2007, 03:00 AM

tigerlily - maybe you need to spend more time here or in nonsense - really not overly serious in either place

aKula · 02-08-2007, 05:18 AM

Seems to be a greater frequency of "what's happening to this forum?" panic threads. They die down after a while. Better to just get on with the posting. On that note: I live in Melbourne.

Tigerlily · 02-08-2007, 11:15 PM

Oh, and really, fuck you all NRL jesus.......

GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER!

dlish · 02-08-2007, 11:55 PM

Collingwood MY Ass!

lock it in Eddie..thats my final answer!..yep im sure.

Stick · 02-09-2007, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tigerlily

...but I think it's going to end badly... I think it's a little bit too serious and self-applauding for me.

Yeah, I wondered if all the Seppo's were born with a rod up their arse, or whether it was inserted later.
Thank fuck the Oz forum is here to save us all.

Tigerlily · 02-09-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlishsguy

Collingwood MY Ass!

lock it in Eddie..thats my final answer!..yep im sure.

I'll Collingwood your arse my friend.

dlish · 02-09-2007, 08:31 PM

more like.. colon-wood my arse! lmfao!

TIO · 02-10-2007, 08:50 PM

Born in Gladstone, Queensland. Have lived in Melbourne and the USA, now I call Perth home (living in the half-arsed nightclub district, about 5 minutes walk from the CBD).

I support the Lions and the Western Force. I gave up following the NRL a while ago because as a Broncos fan, it was just too boring.

Ella · 02-11-2007, 08:54 PM

Wel, most of you bastards know me from yonks back, but I'm Ella (yeah, yeah, Meri knows and I know his too) and I live in BrisVegas too - also around 5kms from the CBD!

Born and bred in wonderful Melbourne town, moved to Tassie and then up to QLD 10 years ago. Have two gorgeous girls and a man who loves me (we've been together two years now....who'dve thunk it??) and I'm a government spook.

And I can drink. Oh yes....I can drink.

Tigerlily · 02-12-2007, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella

Wel, most of you bastards know me from yonks back, but I'm Ella (yeah, yeah, Meri knows and I know his too) and I live in BrisVegas too - also around 5kms from the CBD!

Born and bred in wonderful Melbourne town, moved to Tassie and then up to QLD 10 years ago. Have two gorgeous girls and a man who loves me (we've been together two years now....who'dve thunk it??) and I'm a government spook.

And I can drink. Oh yes....I can drink.

5 Minutes North or South?!

Ella · 02-12-2007, 12:40 AM

I'm south, sweets. You?

Tigerlily · 02-15-2007, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ella

I'm south, sweets. You?

North

Clayfield

bundy · 03-12-2007, 07:39 PM

sydneys home, but i live in tokyo now.
i'm originally from a very small island, but thats my secret and i'm not sharing.
haven't been around here much lately, so what did i miss?
did the aussie forum vanish for a while?

Stick · 03-13-2007, 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bundy

...did the aussie forum vanish for a while?

Yep. Disappeared like a fart in the breeze. Will probably go the way of the Dodo again.
Oops, there I go being all negative again.

Meridae'n · 03-13-2007, 10:11 PM

Yep, rare event that.

Didn't you tell us once you were from Norfolk once Bundy? Maybe you were just trying to get a shag out of Ella yet again...

bundy · 03-14-2007, 04:56 AM

well you can't blame a bloke fer trying haha...

yes, norfolk it is... but its a tad embarassing when their abbreviation at the commonwealth games is NFI...

Meridae'n · 03-14-2007, 05:07 AM

Knew a bloke at uni who wore a Norfolk Island league jumper around... know anyone who's last name is Geddies?

Leto · 03-16-2007, 10:02 AM

you guys talk funny! I mean that in a good way...

Which is closer to Australia: Hawaii, Korea or Sri Lanka? That's how close I've come. I've been to Collingwood too, but that was to go skiing, and it is north of Toronto... cheers!

cchris · 03-16-2007, 07:07 PM

Geeez I picked a good time to come out of hibernation..............

I'm still me,older,definatly none the wiser and still reckon the best thing to come out of Melbourne is the Hume highway.

I'm fucked if I know why I left this place but I got the shits with the internet as a whole and threw the cunt of a thing I called a pc out the window.
I'm back here every now n then and it's good to see the Aussie forum thingo has been put back and some familiar faces.

Might get a new avtar whatsit too while Im at it.

Charlatan · 03-17-2007, 07:12 AM

Holy Shit! cchris! Good to see you.

It has been ages and ages.

Welcome back.

Latch · 03-21-2007, 09:06 PM

I'm Latch the local Seppo. I'm the one who (in the old area) went through all the dramas of getting a Permanent Residency visa. 3 years at Deakin Uni in Geelong (near Melbourne...). 2 years working in Geelong.

After 1-2 years of having my PR, I decided to pick up and move back to the States. Probably one of the worse decisions I've ever made.. I can't wait to get back down there.. 3-week holiday there in June is the best I've got at the moment.

I'm still going to post here, even though I'm not in Oz atm... good to see all you guys again, for sure. It's weird to see all these old names (with the same avatars

) come out of retirement.

Cunts.

slimshaydee · 03-22-2007, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Latch

It's weird to see all these old names (with the same avatars

) come out of retirement.

Most of us Aussie's had no reason to change our avatars, we had no where to post to show them off

Ella · 03-22-2007, 11:49 PM

Nice to see all you cunts again.

Woops...wrong thread.

Meridae'n · 03-27-2007, 07:01 AM

That's ok Ella u cunt.

Woops...wrong thread.

02-04-2007, 05:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	So where the bloody hell are ya? Might as well have a meet n greet thread again seeing as though we've been given our area back (thanks Hal!). I'm from Deniliquin, but have been living in Albury/Wodonga for the past 4 years and have just moved down to Frankston. If any of you know of any other shitholes I've missed along the way please let me know so I can plug up any holes in my resume (and yes I've already lived in Moree). I've been working in a cardboard box factory for the last 3 years but have nearly finished my accounting degree (which I started in 1998... I'd like to thank Goldeneye, MarioKart 64, Civ2, and the Duke of Kent Hotel in Wagga for extending my studies) so I've moved to Melb to finally count beans. I go for Essendon, Canterbury, the Waratahs, and me and my mates have found out they sell full-strength beer at the National Hockey Centre so we're going to become Melbourne Kestral members. Oh, and I know ella's real name. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

02-04-2007, 07:23 PM	#2 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	still in the same place as before. I live in Asquith in Northern Sydney - been here 4 years. I've finally been able to pony up to join the local golf club and have been slowly working on pushing my handicap out to the club maximum (yep, I am in fact a shit golfer). My grand plan is to have it (my handicap) down to 20 by year end. Small children means my time and money to devote to this is not a lot, but I do sneak out to play on a Wednesday arvo. I work from home for a UK based software company - hence the ability to sneak out and also to spend more time than I should on here and other favourite internet hangouts Now where is our kalgoorlie friend to start a new map of where we all are? Meri and I have the Waratahs and (NRL) Bulldogs in common - but I'm a carlton supporter whenever I care enough about AFL to take note (which given their recent form hasn't been often ) __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

02-05-2007, 01:25 AM	#3 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	well well well.. its 3 out of 3 for NRL bulldog supporters here. im in bankstown in sydneys sth west. been in the area my whole life..was born down the road and went to school across the rd from the same hospital.. i know what your thinking, its sounds like a lame life, but ive been out and about. as i posted earlier, im leaving sydney in two weeks ( i go on the 19th of feb) two weeks from today. im just finishing off a project (i run my own construction company), but im sick of the stress and sleepless nights. im officially an insomiac. so i decided that for the sake of my own health and wellbeing ill work in dubai for a little while and see how it goes. was offered a generous package, so im gonna try my luck for a little bit and see how it goes. other than barracking for the doggies, i also follow the swans when they are in the finals. i totally despise the aussie cricket team for winning all the time, but i guess thats better than losing to the pommies. wheres the resta yaz __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

02-07-2007, 01:56 PM	#4 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Here I am in outer western Sydney - St Marys. I have all the ingredients to make me a fine bogan - Harley, tattoos, guns ( I shoot pistol, rifle and shotgun matches) and a 'number 1' haircut. Used to have the regulation goatee, but then I joined the Army reserve, and they'll only let you have a mo, and, as all real men know, a moustache is gay. Self employed plasterer, learning to fly helicopters and small planes (bloody expensive!), I haven't been trapped into marriage and hopefully never will, though I have come close a couple of times. Go to the gym three times a week - not trying to be an Arnie, just keepin' it trim. Not into the footy. At all. Of any variety. Since the Oz forum disappeared many moons ago I just lost the vibe for coming here. __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

02-08-2007, 01:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	tigerlily they've brought back the aussie forum just in time here cos we've got the best 'cunt thread' where anything goes. i know it sounds like most people out there are serious (you must be on the politics board)..but us aussies arent as high strung as our yankee cousins. here anything goes... sit back relax and enjoy __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

02-07-2007, 10:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	Still in the eastern suburbs of Melb, where I've been all my bloody life. Finished my degree in banking & finance at the end of last year and am about to embark on the search for a job after a long hard summer of drinking piss and playing poker.

02-07-2007, 11:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tigerlily Upright Location: Australia	Currently residing in Brisvegas, about 5 minutes from Brisbane CBD. I moved here just over 3 years ago, before that it was Melbourne, and before that briefly Darwin, and before that Melbourne with a few stints overseas drinking and (let's be honest) slutting my way around the world with a backpack on. I work in Management at a not-for-profit organisation up here, and most days I like it, some days I bear it, and others, I'd just like to stab myself in the face with paperclips to ease the frustration of it all. Just like everyone else I guess. I found TFP by accident on bigboards.com was looking for a fun place to hang out and waste time, but I think it's going to end badly... I think it's a little bit too serious and self-applauding for me.

02-07-2007, 11:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	residing in Melbourne also, always have, probably will cark it here too! Machine operator and motorcycle mad. Glad the Aus board is back, have missed having an Aussie corner in here ......

02-08-2007, 03:00 AM	#9 (permalink)
spindles Mine is an evil laugh Location: Sydney, Australia	tigerlily - maybe you need to spend more time here or in nonsense - really not overly serious in either place __________________ who hid my keyboard's PANIC button?

02-08-2007, 05:18 AM	#10 (permalink)
aKula Psycho	Seems to be a greater frequency of "what's happening to this forum?" panic threads. They die down after a while. Better to just get on with the posting. On that note: I live in Melbourne. __________________ "I am the wrath of God. The earth I pass will see me and tremble." -Klaus Kinski as Don Lope de Aguirre

02-08-2007, 11:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tigerlily Upright Location: Australia	Oh, and really, fuck you all NRL jesus....... GOOD OLD COLLINGWOOD FOREVER!

02-08-2007, 11:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	Collingwood MY Ass! lock it in Eddie..thats my final answer!..yep im sure. __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

02-09-2007, 08:31 PM	#15 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	more like.. colon-wood my arse! lmfao! __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

02-10-2007, 08:50 PM	#16 (permalink)
TIO Addict Location: The Land Down Under	Born in Gladstone, Queensland. Have lived in Melbourne and the USA, now I call Perth home (living in the half-arsed nightclub district, about 5 minutes walk from the CBD). I support the Lions and the Western Force. I gave up following the NRL a while ago because as a Broncos fan, it was just too boring. __________________ Strewth

02-11-2007, 08:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Wel, most of you bastards know me from yonks back, but I'm Ella (yeah, yeah, Meri knows and I know his too) and I live in BrisVegas too - also around 5kms from the CBD! Born and bred in wonderful Melbourne town, moved to Tassie and then up to QLD 10 years ago. Have two gorgeous girls and a man who loves me (we've been together two years now....who'dve thunk it??) and I'm a government spook. And I can drink. Oh yes....I can drink. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

02-12-2007, 12:40 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	I'm south, sweets. You? __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

03-12-2007, 07:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	sydneys home, but i live in tokyo now. i'm originally from a very small island, but thats my secret and i'm not sharing. haven't been around here much lately, so what did i miss? did the aussie forum vanish for a while? __________________ Ohayo!!!

03-13-2007, 10:11 PM	#23 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Yep, rare event that. Didn't you tell us once you were from Norfolk once Bundy? Maybe you were just trying to get a shag out of Ella yet again... __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-14-2007, 04:56 AM	#24 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	well you can't blame a bloke fer trying haha... yes, norfolk it is... but its a tad embarassing when their abbreviation at the commonwealth games is NFI... __________________ Ohayo!!!

03-14-2007, 05:07 AM	#25 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Knew a bloke at uni who wore a Norfolk Island league jumper around... know anyone who's last name is Geddies? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

03-16-2007, 10:02 AM	#26 (permalink)
Leto Junkie Location: The Danforth	you guys talk funny! I mean that in a good way... Which is closer to Australia: Hawaii, Korea or Sri Lanka? That's how close I've come. I've been to Collingwood too, but that was to go skiing, and it is north of Toronto... cheers!

03-16-2007, 07:07 PM	#27 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Geeez I picked a good time to come out of hibernation.............. I'm still me,older,definatly none the wiser and still reckon the best thing to come out of Melbourne is the Hume highway. I'm fucked if I know why I left this place but I got the shits with the internet as a whole and threw the cunt of a thing I called a pc out the window. I'm back here every now n then and it's good to see the Aussie forum thingo has been put back and some familiar faces. Might get a new avtar whatsit too while Im at it. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

03-17-2007, 07:12 AM	#28 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Holy Shit! cchris! Good to see you. It has been ages and ages. Welcome back. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-21-2007, 09:06 PM	#29 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	I'm Latch the local Seppo. I'm the one who (in the old area) went through all the dramas of getting a Permanent Residency visa. 3 years at Deakin Uni in Geelong (near Melbourne...). 2 years working in Geelong. After 1-2 years of having my PR, I decided to pick up and move back to the States. Probably one of the worse decisions I've ever made.. I can't wait to get back down there.. 3-week holiday there in June is the best I've got at the moment. I'm still going to post here, even though I'm not in Oz atm... good to see all you guys again, for sure. It's weird to see all these old names (with the same avatars ) come out of retirement. Cunts.

03-22-2007, 11:49 PM	#31 (permalink)
Ella Ella Bo Bella Location: Australia	Nice to see all you cunts again. Woops...wrong thread. __________________ "Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

03-27-2007, 07:01 AM	#32 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	That's ok Ella u cunt. Woops...wrong thread. __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?