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Old 02-14-2007, 07:12 AM   #81 (permalink)
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Onto the third page, good job Charlatan!
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Old 02-14-2007, 03:44 PM   #82 (permalink)
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uncle_phil: 0 points. Clarify.
paddyjoe: +2 for a relatively competent burn. You can do better my friend!
fly: +2 for consistency and lots of lube
angel: +2 for the angle of your glowing donut
OCM: -2 I have my settings set for 100 posts per page, this is still page one.
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:34 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2007, 04:37 PM   #84 (permalink)
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/me will give you three strokes next time...

(charlie, you know what i mean...)
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Old 02-14-2007, 07:18 PM   #85 (permalink)
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one on the round of golf, right phil. umm, what are the other two for?!?!
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:18 PM   #86 (permalink)
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Old 02-14-2007, 09:32 PM   #87 (permalink)
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paddyjoe: +2 for a relatively competent burn. You can do better my friend!

yeah......he's been suckin' hind tit lately.........i know the bastard can do better too.



hey Charlie.........you and the missus wanna go for a horse ride?


*man......i can see the points adding up now*
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Old 02-14-2007, 10:17 PM   #88 (permalink)
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Alright, I'll finally confess it, Charlie.
I haven't read Dune.
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Old 02-15-2007, 03:21 AM   #89 (permalink)
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"Hey, honey! I've got a teaching job in Singapore!!! Paid move and everything! See ya in about a week!!!"
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:41 AM   #90 (permalink)
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shanifaye: +3 for nostalgia
uncle_phil: +2 for being so kinky and right after shani's post too...
paddyjoe: +1 one for thinking like me
astro: +2 for nostalgia and -1 just to revel in it.
fly: +3 for the use of "hind tit" and +1 for the horse you rode in on
fremen: +5 for being honest, but tell me something I don't already know -2
uncle_phil: +2 for the last part. Part one and two already happened -- teaching job and paid move secured!
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:34 AM   #91 (permalink)
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well, I can understand sucking, and being called on it by the powers that be, and when I do suck I will man-up and be the first to admit it, BUT, then to be piled on and watch as points are awarded to the freaking *bastard* who piled on.........



all I can say...........SWEET! good move ass-man, I woulda hammered you too......
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Old 02-15-2007, 09:12 AM   #92 (permalink)
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woulda.

coulda.

........and shoulda my friend.

it's okay joe........good things come to those who wait.

....it is "all about the ass" too joe.....
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:18 AM   #93 (permalink)
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Little Sally skipped through the woods, marvelling at the disorder it seemed to be, and leaving a trail of bread crumbs which quickly disappeared behind her.

...just saw your ass again on a different thread, sir! Everytime it appears it's like it was the first time: Amazing!
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:59 AM   #94 (permalink)
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:17 AM   #95 (permalink)
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Your avatar kind of creeps me out, Charlatan.
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Old 02-15-2007, 11:55 AM   #96 (permalink)
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"Good idea God!"
"Of course it's a good idea!"
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Old 02-15-2007, 06:16 PM   #97 (permalink)
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...just saw your ass again on a different thread, sir! Everytime it appears it's like it was the first time: Amazing!


yeah..........it must be the beer out this way


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Old 02-15-2007, 06:55 PM   #98 (permalink)
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...just saw your ass again Amazing!
yeah, just like your favorite goddam nightmare!
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:19 PM   #99 (permalink)
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All clams are born as males.

The male part of a clam is called the clitoris
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Old 02-15-2007, 07:39 PM   #100 (permalink)
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Your avatar kind of creeps me out, Charlatan.
I just posted something similar about his avatar in the rate thread. (twilight zoneish)

Now about that male part of a clam being called a clitoris... I'm intregued (sp?) can you pierce the hood?? What do ya think Charlatan, are ya up for some clam clitoris hood piercing??? Tee hee hee
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:51 AM   #101 (permalink)
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Charlatan, welcome to the first post of YOUR second page
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Old 02-16-2007, 07:09 AM   #102 (permalink)
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Tally points. Tally points!
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Old 02-17-2007, 08:02 PM   #103 (permalink)
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paddyjoe: +2 for being gracious despite the suckage
fly: +1 for loving joe *so* much
OCM: -1 for little Sally +1 for having an apprciation of fly's ass
Giant Humburger: +3 for clams (there are more points if you are wearing clam diggers)
Medusa: +2 for the fear -1 for lack of details
OCM: -1 for cicular statements
fly: -2 for too much ass for one man to handle (except maybe joe)
paddyjoe: +1 for dreaming big
astro: 0 points for getting all girly on us
angel: +1 for twilight zone (more points if you can do a Rod Serling impression) +2 for piercing clams (just don't get carried away)
Shani: +1 for paying attention to details
OCM: -2 for jumping the gun

After 100 posts (or so) the results so far:

In last place with the only negative points total
Crack: -4

Next our newcomer with the images of hotness that left me frustrated
Tigerlily: 0

New to the game but showing potential
Medusa: 1

Winner of the most posts but top marks for inconsistency
OCM: 1

A hit an run with the offer of free food... tempting to give negative points for eating and running
JBW: 2

One of two from the rock, but shaky on the points
Hagatha: 2

Made a grand confession (good for the soul) but then crawled away in shame (dude, it's just a book, read it!)
Fremen: 3

Taking time out of his busy schedule for world wide domination
Giant Hamburger: 3

Our second contestant from the rock and a salty dog at that, Satan himself
Lucifer: 4

The man with an identity crisis
Chimera: 5

Doing well for so few posts
Pan: 5

Late to the game and fresh on the comeback trail
astrocloud: 6

Working any angle and looking to dominate the field
Shanifaye: 7

Another on the comeback trail and showing potential to be a leader in this pack
Angel: 7

The tortoise of this game, small points gain each round but always a gain, the "mystro"
uncle_phil: 17

The man with ass to spare and the attitude to share it with all (whether they want to share or not)
fly: 22

In the lead with .5 of a point, fly is nipping at his ass (but what else is new), everybodies favourite Guinness drinking Rochesterian
paddyjoe: 22.5
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Old 02-17-2007, 08:37 PM   #104 (permalink)
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Charlatan, I am enjoying this thread, and I do have to say--you are not only one of my favorite Canadians, you are one of my favorite Cancers (the other being ShaniFaye, who shares my birthday), and one of my favorite fellow foodies.
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Old 02-18-2007, 08:12 AM   #105 (permalink)
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Well, I guess top marks for inconsistency is something...
Are there booby prizes?
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Old 02-18-2007, 08:30 AM   #106 (permalink)
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I thought it's time that you might like some wine.


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Old 02-18-2007, 09:43 AM   #107 (permalink)
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.5.............joe is leading by .5

that's a non alcoholic beer isn't it?
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Old 02-18-2007, 02:23 PM   #108 (permalink)
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The prequels to Dune were as stimulating.
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Old 02-18-2007, 07:26 PM   #109 (permalink)
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Oh joy! I'm just so happy! C'mon, dance with me Charlie........







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that's a non alcoholic beer isn't it?
and DAMN!!! you would accuse a fellow Canadian of THIS!!!
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Old 02-18-2007, 09:08 PM   #110 (permalink)
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.5.............joe is leading by .5

that's a non alcoholic beer isn't it?
How can you confuse wine with beer? Wine is made with grapes. Grape Ape will be very disappointed in you.



GRAPE APE! GRAPE APE!
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:54 AM   #111 (permalink)
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Pickles are too funny.
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:32 AM   #112 (permalink)
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Old 02-19-2007, 10:50 AM   #113 (permalink)
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What's underwear?
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Old 02-19-2007, 06:07 PM   #114 (permalink)
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Onesnowyowl: +2 for just being nice
OCM: +1 for the use of the word Booby
Astro: +3 for the clip, so sad how the mighty had fallen and -1 for the wine (I will server no points for that wine)
Fly: +1 for admitting his love of non-alcoholic beer
OCM: +1 for admitting that he had carnal relations with a series of books
Paddyjoe: +2 for the jumping Bean -1 for emphatic use of capital letters
Astro: +3 for Grape Ape reference and image.
OCM: -1 for being in the wrong thread
fredweena: +2 for making me laugh, -1 for no pictures
OCM: +1 for stubborn refusal to change
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Old 02-19-2007, 07:48 PM   #115 (permalink)
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actually.......i'd like to surrender that single point as.......


near beer is just fucking brutal.


i was more pissed that,that bastard joe was ahead by .5


shall i dig the stockings out?
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Old 02-19-2007, 08:07 PM   #116 (permalink)
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shall i dig the stockings out?
I think there was some debate about what stockings were.

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Old 02-19-2007, 11:20 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Your balls are made of brass for picking up and moving to another country, Charlie.
Too bad they aren't made of copper, then they'd be worth more.
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Old 02-20-2007, 05:56 AM   #118 (permalink)
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Your balls are made of brass for picking up and moving to another country, Charlie.
Too bad they aren't made of copper, then they'd be worth more.
Fremen knows balls.

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Old 02-20-2007, 09:37 AM   #119 (permalink)
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Scary movies too
will move us counterclockwise
and yet not at all.

(-2for haiku)
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Old 02-21-2007, 07:59 AM   #120 (permalink)
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Fly: -1 as requested but +4 for standing true to your principles and -1 for the threat of stockings (though if you did post them, it might work in your favour, it all depends on if you've kept up your form
Astro: +6 that was just awesome... made me laugh
Fremen: +4 for knowing the value of precious metals but -2 for shining my balls
Astro: +2 for a good reference
OCM: +4 for Haiku but -2 for the use of the word counterclockwise (today is Wednesday and that word is not allowed).
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