Crack

Like a horse!

or a spider...






Either way, discuss.

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Lady Sage

I hardly have the ability to see you as a brown recluse... have you seen what one bite can do to a body?

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Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
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Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Average_Joe

I said like a horse, but that would take some serious rope.

paddyjoe

you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

Ourcrazymodern?

Leading to an even more comfortable nest for one's offspring, or yet another trap?

Hanged = hung?
They shoot horses, don't they?

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Lady Sage

Such a visual PJ... Crack, shooting silk from his penis, makes a silk blouse for his date of the evening.

In true spider form... as soon as mating is finished, she takes the blouse, bites off his head and...

Oww.

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If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open.
It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper
Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

Ourcrazymodern?

Meowwww....!
Black widows, brown recluses sounds like the title of pulp fiction.
I value spiders because of their immense comraderie in the war against the insects. Where would we be without them, and centipedes?
Hanged like a horse has a cool ring to it.

The fetlock and the pastern are in the same vicinity.

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Charlatan

Have you ever seen a spider penis? Proportionally speaking they are hung like a horse.

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- Old Man Luedecke

ngdawg

And dare I ask how you came upon this information?

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bernadette

I got bit by a recluse once. It wasn't much fun for a while after that.

I like horses.
NOT that way!!!!!! (sickos)

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Ourcrazymodern?

I watched beetles fucking on the grape vine one day. It was...quite exciting.

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