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Crack 01-03-2007 01:22 PM

Crack is Hanged!
 
Like a horse!

or a spider...

http://www.m-w.com/mw/art/horse.gif

http://www.uky.edu/Ag/Entomology/ent...brnrecluse.jpg


Either way, discuss.

Lady Sage 01-03-2007 01:33 PM

I hardly have the ability to see you as a brown recluse... have you seen what one bite can do to a body?

Average_Joe 01-03-2007 02:06 PM

I said like a horse, but that would take some serious rope. :lol:

paddyjoe 01-03-2007 02:59 PM

you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2007 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

Leading to an even more comfortable nest for one's offspring, or yet another trap?

Hanged = hung?
They shoot horses, don't they?:D

Lady Sage 01-03-2007 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paddyjoe
you should opt for the spider, then maybe you could shoot silk outta your weiner..........

Such a visual PJ... Crack, shooting silk from his penis, makes a silk blouse for his date of the evening.

In true spider form... as soon as mating is finished, she takes the blouse, bites off his head and...

Oww.

Ourcrazymodern? 01-03-2007 06:04 PM

Meowwww....!
Black widows, brown recluses sounds like the title of pulp fiction.
I value spiders because of their immense comraderie in the war against the insects. Where would we be without them, and centipedes?
Hanged like a horse has a cool ring to it.

The fetlock and the pastern are in the same vicinity.

Charlatan 01-14-2007 02:54 AM

Have you ever seen a spider penis? Proportionally speaking they are hung like a horse.

ngdawg 01-17-2007 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Have you ever seen a spider penis? Proportionally speaking they are hung like a horse.

And dare I ask how you came upon this information?

bernadette 01-18-2007 11:53 PM

I got bit by a recluse once. It wasn't much fun for a while after that.

I like horses. :D
NOT that way!!!!!! (sickos)

Ourcrazymodern? 01-27-2007 07:32 PM

I watched beetles fucking on the grape vine one day. It was...quite exciting.


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