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KWSN · 08-30-2004, 12:04 PM

Mountain - Nantucket Sleighride (to Owen Coffin)

new lyric

Oh, this is a crock of shit!
I lost the fucking thing!
Oh wait, no here it is in my pocket.

agball · 09-01-2004, 12:31 PM

The Streets, "It was supposed to be Easy"

New Lyric:

The Ultimate in Vanity
Exploiting Their Supremacy
I Can't Believe the Things You Say
I Can't Believe
I Can't Believe the Price You Pay
Nothing Can Save You

Sticky · 09-01-2004, 05:18 PM

Metallica - And Justice For All

Next Lyric:

Thinks about her now and how he never really wept he says
I can't be held responsible
'Cause she was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

Troublebot · 09-02-2004, 11:29 AM

Verve Pipe- Freshmen

I’m not looking for an answer anymore
I’m not looking for a visionary
Help me mother mary
I’ve done my time
I’m closer everyday to a life of crime

thales · 09-02-2004, 01:07 PM

Rick James - Jude

My house smells just like a zoo
It's chock full of shit and puke
Cockroaches on the walls
Crabs crawling 'round my balls
Ohhhh, but I'm so clean cut
I just want to f**k some slut

pedro padilla · 09-03-2004, 01:46 AM

fear - i love livin in the city

nothin to do
excitement level zero
couldn´t find a girl
cuz they´re all out chasin heroes

09-03-2004, 01:51 AM

The Boxer, Simon and Garfunkel

Standin at the crossroads of life
and I dont know where to go
You know you got my heart babe,
but my musics got my soul

pedro padilla · 09-03-2004, 02:32 AM

simon and garfunkel? dood you are way high.

cheeterbo · 09-03-2004, 05:22 PM

the boxer -simon & garfunkel

new lyric

sweetness, i was only joking when i said by right you should be bludgeoned in your bed

pedro padilla · 09-03-2004, 07:57 PM

big sloppy wet kiss to you also darlin

tehhappyboy · 09-03-2004, 08:06 PM

the smiths, bigmouth strikes again

good one,

lyrics:
you get your PhD. how happy you will be,
when you get a job at wendy's and are honored with employee of the month.

vermin · 09-04-2004, 04:14 PM

Aren't those the alternate lyrics to "Freebird"?

kazoo · 09-05-2004, 08:42 PM

Barenaked Ladies: Never is Enough/Stunt
Country Dick Montana & the Beat Farmers: Happy Boy

Though I get weary doesn't mean that I'm unwilling, my body belies me, I'm of fertile mind

Sticky · 09-10-2004, 11:09 AM

I think I have this right.

Erasure - Piano Song

Next Lyric:
I can't stand to fly
I'm not that nieve.
Men want men to ride
With clouds between their knees.

Arlene · 09-10-2004, 11:21 AM

Quite sure that it is : Superman - Five For Fighting

next one
Some things are too hot to touch
The human mind can only stand so much
You can't win with a losing hand

Sticky · 09-10-2004, 01:04 PM

Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed

Next Lyric:
Don't think sorry's easily said
Don't try turning tables instead
You've taken lots of Chances before
But I'm not gonna give anymore
Don't ask me
That's how it goes
Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin'

kazoo · 09-11-2004, 07:33 AM

Eye in the Sky-Alan Parsons Project

New lyric:
she'd tell the whole town,
she'd tell the whole world,
I had to shut her up

Arlene · 09-11-2004, 10:50 AM

Ruth Ruth-I Killed Meg The Prom Queen

new lyric:
So you said let's meet at eleven
And you kissed me goodbye in the rain
And whispered I love you my darling
Maybe I'll bring some cocaine

kazoo · 09-12-2004, 04:56 PM

Lee Clayton - A little cocaine

New lyric:
I blinked and answered 'Neon'
I thought I'd blow her mind

Tophat665 · 09-13-2004, 05:01 PM

Good one! Tom "T-Bone" Stankus - Existential Blues

His eyebrows grow together
People in the office are bound to talk

joanne18481 · 09-13-2004, 05:34 PM

My name it means nothing,my fortune is less,
My future is shrouded in dark wilderness,
Sunshine is far away, clouds linger on,
Everything I posess,now they are gone,
They are gone,they are gone...........

kazoo · 09-13-2004, 11:04 PM

Camper Van Beethoven - My Path Belated and then
At first I was thinking Dylan, but you kinda gave it away

New lyric:
my two main men are Jesus and old John Birch

kazoo · 09-15-2004, 08:21 PM

Following an pm from Tophat665 to break the logjam:

The artist is: Country Dick Montana and the Beat Farmers
Song title is: Gun Sale at the Church

New lyric:
There’ll be Ravens, blocking tackles in the sky
There’ll be cans of Natty Boh for you and I

tspikes51 · 09-15-2004, 08:30 PM

Blue Skies Over Mundalk by Mary Prankster

New Lyric (personal favorite):
Life ain't a track meet,
It's a marathon

warrrreagl · 09-15-2004, 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tspikes51

New Lyric (personal favorite):
Life ain't a track meet,
It's a marathon

Ice Cube, You Can Do It

If you're a long way from home
And can't sleep at all.
You know another mule is
Kicking in your stall.

kazoo · 09-16-2004, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tspikes51

Blue Skies Over Mundalk by Mary Prankster

Try Dundalk, as in Maryland, instead.

tspikes51 · 09-17-2004, 05:33 PM

Yeah, I know, I screwed up. The song is definately a big ol' reference to fair Baltimore. I wish that I could go there sometime.

Tophat665 · 09-18-2004, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warrrreagl

If you're a long way from home
And can't sleep at all.
You know another mule is
Kicking in your stall.

Old School Blues! Well done.

Howlin' Wolf - Evil.

Right:

"Seems like only yesterday
Cocaine and ecstasy
Run around and jump on anything ya see"

kazoo · 09-19-2004, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tspikes51

Yeah, I know, I screwed up. The song is definately a big ol' reference to fair Baltimore. I wish that I could go there sometime.

Mary is such a little cutie, too. Had the privilege of seeing her perform live at a private party in '03.

Tophat665 · 10-20-2004, 07:34 PM

Fair enough, that was Big Audio Dynamite-Stone Thames.

Try this one:
The Mystery Man came over, and he said, "I'm outta Sight."
He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach Nrvana tonight.

Sticky · 10-21-2004, 08:24 AM

Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa

Next:
Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today
We're born again, there's new grass on the field
Roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone can understand the way I feel

Averett · 10-21-2004, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sticky

Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa

Next:
Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today
We're born again, there's new grass on the field
Roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man
Anyone can understand the way I feel

Is it Centerfield by umm... fuck, is it John or Dan Fogerty?

John! Yeah, it's John. The Braves play this before every home game. So I'm saying yes, it is Centerfield by John Fogerty.

Okay, so I'm next? Alright then.....

Well it's one for the money
two for the show

Sticky · 10-21-2004, 01:49 PM

Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis Presley

Next:
Folk down there really don't care, really don't care,
don't care, really don't

Tophat665 · 10-22-2004, 09:51 PM

Which
Which way the pressure lies....
Led Zeppelin-Misty Mountain Hop

And he
Wore a hat
and he
had a job
and he
brought home the bacon
so that
no one knew............

Sticky · 11-11-2004, 09:30 AM

Mongoloid - Devo

Next:
I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

Troublebot · 11-11-2004, 10:55 AM

El Scorcho- Weezer

You're older now, and a clever swine
But they were the only ones who ever stood by you.

Sticky · 11-11-2004, 11:23 AM

Rubber Ring - The Smiths

Next:
I didn't mean to hurt you
I'm sorry that I made you cry

monkeydriven · 11-12-2004, 10:27 AM

Jealous Guy - Lennon

Next:
No L.O.I.T.E.R.I.N.G allowed
Underneath that sign congregated quite a crowd

Troublebot · 11-12-2004, 11:24 AM

Crazy Mary - Lucinda Williams

You go out on a date with your fiancee
The pretty little lady with the eyes of gray
You go to the bathroom to brush your teeth
WHAT! NO TOOTHPASTE?!?

Sticky · 11-15-2004, 10:10 AM

A Selection - Fishbone

Next:
when i was in the french army
i went to look into my kit
expecting to find a crousanwich
the whole thing was filled up with

08-30-2004, 12:04 PM	#281 (permalink)
KWSN green	Mountain - Nantucket Sleighride (to Owen Coffin) new lyric Oh, this is a crock of shit! I lost the fucking thing! Oh wait, no here it is in my pocket. __________________ Your arms are broken!

09-01-2004, 12:31 PM	#282 (permalink)
agball Insane Location: Long Island	The Streets, "It was supposed to be Easy" New Lyric: The Ultimate in Vanity Exploiting Their Supremacy I Can't Believe the Things You Say I Can't Believe I Can't Believe the Price You Pay Nothing Can Save You __________________ "A friend with weed is a friend indeed"

09-02-2004, 11:29 AM	#284 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Verve Pipe- Freshmen I’m not looking for an answer anymore I’m not looking for a visionary Help me mother mary I’ve done my time I’m closer everyday to a life of crime __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-03-2004, 08:06 PM	#291 (permalink)
tehhappyboy Tilted	the smiths, bigmouth strikes again good one, lyrics: you get your PhD. how happy you will be, when you get a job at wendy's and are honored with employee of the month. __________________ I'm a happy boy, happy boy, way to get when things are going your way. Hey Hey. ...Pretty sure I asked for Pecan Sandies... Last edited by tehhappyboy; 09-03-2004 at 08:12 PM..

09-04-2004, 04:14 PM	#292 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Aren't those the alternate lyrics to "Freebird"? __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-01-2004, 05:18 PM	#283 (permalink)
Sticky	Metallica - And Justice For All Next Lyric: Thinks about her now and how he never really wept he says I can't be held responsible 'Cause she was touching her face I won't be held responsible She fell in love in the first place __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-02-2004, 01:07 PM	#285 (permalink)
thales Upright Location: New York	Rick James - Jude My house smells just like a zoo It's chock full of shit and puke Cockroaches on the walls Crabs crawling 'round my balls Ohhhh, but I'm so clean cut I just want to f**k some slut

09-03-2004, 01:46 AM	#286 (permalink)
pedro padilla Insane	fear - i love livin in the city nothin to do excitement level zero couldn´t find a girl cuz they´re all out chasin heroes

09-03-2004, 01:51 AM	#287 (permalink)
Diamond Guest	The Boxer, Simon and Garfunkel Standin at the crossroads of life and I dont know where to go You know you got my heart babe, but my musics got my soul

09-03-2004, 02:32 AM	#288 (permalink)
pedro padilla Insane	simon and garfunkel? dood you are way high.

09-03-2004, 05:22 PM	#289 (permalink)
cheeterbo Crazy Location: newyork	the boxer -simon & garfunkel new lyric sweetness, i was only joking when i said by right you should be bludgeoned in your bed

09-03-2004, 07:57 PM	#290 (permalink)
pedro padilla Insane	big sloppy wet kiss to you also darlin

09-05-2004, 08:42 PM	#293 (permalink)
kazoo Psycho Location: Where the night things are	Barenaked Ladies: Never is Enough/Stunt Country Dick Montana & the Beat Farmers: Happy Boy Though I get weary doesn't mean that I'm unwilling, my body belies me, I'm of fertile mind __________________ There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity -Big Daddy

09-10-2004, 11:09 AM	#294 (permalink)
Sticky	I think I have this right. Erasure - Piano Song Next Lyric: I can't stand to fly I'm not that nieve. Men want men to ride With clouds between their knees. __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-10-2004, 11:21 AM	#295 (permalink)
Arlene Upright	Quite sure that it is : Superman - Five For Fighting next one Some things are too hot to touch The human mind can only stand so much You can't win with a losing hand

09-10-2004, 01:04 PM	#296 (permalink)
Sticky	Bob Dylan - Things Have Changed Next Lyric: Don't think sorry's easily said Don't try turning tables instead You've taken lots of Chances before But I'm not gonna give anymore Don't ask me That's how it goes Cause part of me knows what you're thinkin' __________________ Sticky The Stickman

09-11-2004, 07:33 AM	#297 (permalink)
kazoo Psycho Location: Where the night things are	Eye in the Sky-Alan Parsons Project New lyric: she'd tell the whole town, she'd tell the whole world, I had to shut her up __________________ There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity -Big Daddy

09-11-2004, 10:50 AM	#298 (permalink)
Arlene Upright	Ruth Ruth-I Killed Meg The Prom Queen new lyric: So you said let's meet at eleven And you kissed me goodbye in the rain And whispered I love you my darling Maybe I'll bring some cocaine

09-12-2004, 04:56 PM	#299 (permalink)
kazoo Psycho Location: Where the night things are	Lee Clayton - A little cocaine New lyric: I blinked and answered 'Neon' I thought I'd blow her mind __________________ There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity -Big Daddy

09-13-2004, 05:01 PM	#300 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Good one! Tom "T-Bone" Stankus - Existential Blues His eyebrows grow together People in the office are bound to talk __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-13-2004, 05:34 PM	#301 (permalink)
joanne18481 Upright Location: Wales	Black Sabbath - Solitude My name it means nothing,my fortune is less, My future is shrouded in dark wilderness, Sunshine is far away, clouds linger on, Everything I posess,now they are gone, They are gone,they are gone...........

09-13-2004, 11:04 PM	#302 (permalink)
kazoo Psycho Location: Where the night things are	Camper Van Beethoven - My Path Belated and then At first I was thinking Dylan, but you kinda gave it away New lyric: my two main men are Jesus and old John Birch __________________ There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity -Big Daddy

09-15-2004, 08:21 PM	#303 (permalink)
kazoo Psycho Location: Where the night things are	Following an pm from Tophat665 to break the logjam: The artist is: Country Dick Montana and the Beat Farmers Song title is: Gun Sale at the Church New lyric: There’ll be Ravens, blocking tackles in the sky There’ll be cans of Natty Boh for you and I __________________ There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity -Big Daddy

09-15-2004, 08:30 PM	#304 (permalink)
tspikes51 Fuckin' A Location: Lex Vegas	Blue Skies Over Mundalk by Mary Prankster New Lyric (personal favorite): Life ain't a track meet, It's a marathon __________________ "I'm telling you, we need to get rid of a few people or a million." -Maddox

09-17-2004, 05:33 PM	#307 (permalink)
tspikes51 Fuckin' A Location: Lex Vegas	Yeah, I know, I screwed up. The song is definately a big ol' reference to fair Baltimore. I wish that I could go there sometime. __________________ "I'm telling you, we need to get rid of a few people or a million." -Maddox

10-20-2004, 07:34 PM	#310 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Fair enough, that was Big Audio Dynamite-Stone Thames. Try this one: The Mystery Man came over, and he said, "I'm outta Sight." He said, for a nominal service charge I could reach Nrvana tonight. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

10-21-2004, 08:24 AM	#311 (permalink)
Sticky	Cosmik Debris - Frank Zappa Next: Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today We're born again, there's new grass on the field Roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome man Anyone can understand the way I feel __________________ Sticky The Stickman

10-21-2004, 01:49 PM	#313 (permalink)
Sticky	Blue Suede Shoes - Elvis Presley Next: Folk down there really don't care, really don't care, don't care, really don't __________________ Sticky The Stickman

10-22-2004, 09:51 PM	#314 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Which Which way the pressure lies.... Led Zeppelin-Misty Mountain Hop And he Wore a hat and he had a job and he brought home the bacon so that no one knew............ __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

11-11-2004, 09:30 AM	#315 (permalink)
Sticky	Mongoloid - Devo Next: I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon __________________ Sticky The Stickman

11-11-2004, 10:55 AM	#316 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	El Scorcho- Weezer You're older now, and a clever swine But they were the only ones who ever stood by you. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

11-11-2004, 11:23 AM	#317 (permalink)
Sticky	Rubber Ring - The Smiths Next: I didn't mean to hurt you I'm sorry that I made you cry __________________ Sticky The Stickman

11-12-2004, 10:27 AM	#318 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Jealous Guy - Lennon Next: No L.O.I.T.E.R.I.N.G allowed Underneath that sign congregated quite a crowd __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

11-12-2004, 11:24 AM	#319 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Crazy Mary - Lucinda Williams You go out on a date with your fiancee The pretty little lady with the eyes of gray You go to the bathroom to brush your teeth WHAT! NO TOOTHPASTE?!? __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

11-15-2004, 10:10 AM	#320 (permalink)
Sticky	A Selection - Fishbone Next: when i was in the french army i went to look into my kit expecting to find a crousanwich the whole thing was filled up with __________________ Sticky The Stickman