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fastom · 10-19-2006, 11:02 AM

I am not a pothead but still find this news story hilarious.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americ...eut/index.html

ironman · 10-19-2006, 11:52 AM

HILARIOUS!!!! I'd kill to be in those soldiers shoes!!!! HA HA HA HA HA

Esoteric · 10-19-2006, 01:23 PM

10 ft. tall plants, holy shit. I would've loved to be there, not fighting Taliban militants but smoking it.

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"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

I wonder if the part I have in bold was intentional or not, since marijuana can give you cottonmouth, heh.

streak_56 · 10-19-2006, 05:27 PM

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One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

my god! could it ever be better

feelgood · 10-19-2006, 06:27 PM

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"Master Sgt. Charles Mapleleaf conducted an additional briefing for reporters to outline their difficulties with hunting the Taliban in the marijuana forest.

"It's difficult" he says.

" I had one unit that was supposed to go out for a couple of days into that forest. They came back that night, and said that they had only made it about 20 meters into the forest, and had to turn around as they had eaten a three day supply of food".

Sgt. Mapleleaf continued "I had another unit that went into the forest, and when they returned we asked them for a report and they told us that they forgot why they went in there in the first place. Additionally, 80% of the unit we sent in couldn't find their rifle."

Comedy gold!

streak_56 · 10-19-2006, 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by feelgood

Comedy gold!

you're f**ked bro

Ace_O_Spades · 10-20-2006, 01:43 AM

I'm just waiting for the anti-marijuana movement to use this as propaganda

"Marijuana = helping the Taliban!!"

splck · 10-20-2006, 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Ace_O_Spades

I'm just waiting for the anti-marijuana movement to use this as propaganda

"Marijuana = helping the Taliban!!"

That's already been done no? I'm sure the US gov had some ads along this line a couple of years ago.

Funny news story, thanks for the laugh.

feelgood · 10-20-2006, 01:12 PM

Stoner 1: Whoa dude, this shit from Afghanistan is the shit man...
Stoner 2: Dude...its from Afghanistan?
Stoner 1: Yah dude
Stoner 2: Dude...by smokin this shit, we're supporting the terrorist there
Stoner 1: Whoa...chill dude, quit sucking on the paranoid juice

Ace_O_Spades · 10-21-2006, 03:57 PM

I don't see the point in importing afghan weed when so much is grown here anyway

I'll wager that only a very very very small portion, if any, of the weed in canada is from afghanistan

Fly · 10-29-2006, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Ace_O_Spades

I don't see the point in importing afghan weed when so much is grown here anyway

and don't forget bro.........

B.C. stands for ......best crops.

10-19-2006, 11:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
fastom Psycho Location: way out west	Reefer madness I am not a pothead but still find this news story hilarious. http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/americ...eut/index.html

10-19-2006, 11:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
ironman Smithers, release the hounds Location: Guatemala, Guatemala	HILARIOUS!!!! I'd kill to be in those soldiers shoes!!!! HA HA HA HA HA __________________ If I agreed with you we´d both be wrong

10-20-2006, 01:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	I'm just waiting for the anti-marijuana movement to use this as propaganda "Marijuana = helping the Taliban!!" __________________ Feh.

10-20-2006, 01:12 PM	#9 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Stoner 1: Whoa dude, this shit from Afghanistan is the shit man... Stoner 2: Dude...its from Afghanistan? Stoner 1: Yah dude Stoner 2: Dude...by smokin this shit, we're supporting the terrorist there Stoner 1: Whoa...chill dude, quit sucking on the paranoid juice __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

10-21-2006, 03:57 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	I don't see the point in importing afghan weed when so much is grown here anyway I'll wager that only a very very very small portion, if any, of the weed in canada is from afghanistan __________________ Feh.