A better way to ride the cycle of life - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

hunnychile · 10-11-2006, 03:14 PM

"I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get
ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9
peaceful months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating,
spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish
off as an orgasm. It's got to be better this way cause this getting old sucks!"

uncle phil · 10-11-2006, 03:18 PM

/me has heard this sooo many times...

no offense...

hunnychile · 10-11-2006, 03:27 PM

Okay. Dump it then

Ch'i · 10-11-2006, 03:35 PM

Likewise, but you get an A for effort.

Aro23 · 10-11-2006, 07:13 PM

that would be nice but then, it's the other way around

10-11-2006, 03:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	A better way to ride the cycle of life "I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, then, you spend your last 9 peaceful months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday, and then you finish off as an orgasm. It's got to be better this way cause this getting old sucks!" __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

10-11-2006, 03:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me has heard this sooo many times... no offense... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-11-2006, 03:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	Okay. Dump it then __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

10-11-2006, 03:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Likewise, but you get an A for effort.

10-11-2006, 07:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
Aro23 Crazy	that would be nice but then, it's the other way around