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How to become ordained in under 3 minutes
Did you ever want or wish you were a minister. Well, now is your chance. This site will ordaine you in under 3 minutes. Then it's just a matter of following up with your local government as to what you have to do for them to recognize you as a religous minister type person.
http://ulc.org |
Wow.... I don't know wether to be amused or really, really frightened....
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Thank you. I am now another step closer to forging my own religion involving hub caps and four leaf clovers.
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Done... and it actually took about 1 minute.
I am please to introduce to you... Reverend Giant Hamburger Who has been ordained this Monday, June Ninth, 2003 . Let me know how I can best serve you. I'd like to thank the gods, my parents, my loving wife and children and hrdwareguy for helping me realize my dreams. -GH |
you shouldnt have showed me this...
I am ordained. *scratches head* Huh. I thought it would be cooler. Well, im going to marry a Marilyn Manson action figure to a Ninja Turtle. |
Ahhh yes the joys of becoming whatever you wish via the internet. I think three of the losers (opps did I say that out loud) that work in my office are "ministers". Slow day at work or what?!
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Of course ANYONE with time and money could build a church and start having services. Being ordained don't mean snit unless you are trying to advance in that religion (and most religions aren't even that well structured anyway) but I will go take my realism over here...
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haha, the right reverend bundy hereby announces that as of today, the green bic pen is now officially married to the black artline.
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Does this mean we can all wear stupid white pointy hats?
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I was ordained on March 26th. Two of the cats are married, one of the cats is now married to the dog, the goldfish are all married to each other (group thing), and the lawnmower is married to the circular saw.
Does this mean I'm tax-exempt? |
your only tax exempt if you start a church... ive been ordained for about a year... nothing exciting yet, but ill feel fine once the rapture comes!
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