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lindalove · 09-28-2006, 09:09 AM

"Fred couldn't remember if dingleberries were poisonous"

Crack · 09-29-2006, 05:22 AM

Fred hadn't had sex in a very long time, needless to say, his standards were beginning to lower...

lindalove · 09-29-2006, 03:16 PM

"Is there a squirrel living in you? 'Cause I can clearly see your nuts"

Ch'i · 09-29-2006, 04:22 PM

Mother of God.....

Grasshopper Green · 09-29-2006, 05:27 PM

That gives a new meaning to the "grASS is greener on the other side of the fence!"

Charlatan · 09-29-2006, 06:22 PM

Hmmm... I wonder if need a condom? Don't wanna catch Dutch Elm Disease.

lindalove · 09-30-2006, 09:19 PM

"Hello? A-1 landscaping? I wanted a naked LADY, assholes! A lady! No, I don't care if it's Pride week; I'm not celebrating!"

ngdawg · 09-30-2006, 09:38 PM

"Am I supposed to kiss it, fuck it or eat it? (damn, I think I got wood!)"

Ch'i · 09-30-2006, 09:38 PM

"This is the best Christmas ever."

Elphaba · 09-30-2006, 11:13 PM

Fred knew instinctively that Barney intended an insult. Fred had little else other than instinct.

_God_ · 10-01-2006, 12:12 PM

"Fred had been a nature lover until that unfortunate incident involving the dog with a large bladder."

Lady Sage · 10-01-2006, 01:03 PM

"He might be ready, but I'm not easy"

bernadette · 10-01-2006, 03:36 PM

"Fred covets his neighbor's wife's bush."

lindalove · 10-01-2006, 06:45 PM

"Larry found himself strangely aroused while looking at his neighbor's neatly trimmed bush."

Aro23 · 10-04-2006, 03:44 PM

fred: goodthing this fence isn't high enough!

Intense1 · 10-05-2006, 08:41 PM

Yeesh, Tequila, never again!

Disco Stu · 10-07-2006, 03:29 PM

I guess its time to mow the rectum

lindalove · 10-08-2006, 01:13 PM

"Mr. Dibley waited four months to moon his neighbor, yet when the guy finaly returned from his vaction, it was already too late, the grass has gotten the better of him."

09-28-2006, 09:09 AM	#1 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	Caption this yard guy! "Fred couldn't remember if dingleberries were poisonous"

09-29-2006, 05:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Fred hadn't had sex in a very long time, needless to say, his standards were beginning to lower... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

09-29-2006, 05:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	That gives a new meaning to the "grASS is greener on the other side of the fence!" __________________ "They say that patriotism is the last refuge to which a scoundrel clings; steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and they make you king" Formerly Medusa

09-29-2006, 06:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Hmmm... I wonder if need a condom? Don't wanna catch Dutch Elm Disease. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-30-2006, 09:38 PM	#8 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	"Am I supposed to kiss it, fuck it or eat it? (damn, I think I got wood!)" __________________ Don't blame me. I didn't vote for either of'em.

09-29-2006, 03:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	"Is there a squirrel living in you? 'Cause I can clearly see your nuts"

09-29-2006, 04:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	Mother of God.....

09-30-2006, 09:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	"Hello? A-1 landscaping? I wanted a naked LADY, assholes! A lady! No, I don't care if it's Pride week; I'm not celebrating!"

09-30-2006, 09:38 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ch'i Artist of Life	"This is the best Christmas *ever*."

09-30-2006, 11:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	Fred knew instinctively that Barney intended an insult. Fred had little else other than instinct.

10-01-2006, 12:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
_God_ Banned Location: You're kidding, right?	"Fred had been a nature lover until that unfortunate incident involving the dog with a large bladder."

10-01-2006, 01:03 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	"He might be ready, but I'm not easy" __________________ If only closed minds came with closed mouths. Minds are like parachutes, they function best when open. It`s Easier to Change a Condom Than a Diaper Yes, the rumors are true... I actually AM a Witch.

10-01-2006, 03:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	"Fred covets his neighbor's wife's bush." __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

10-01-2006, 06:45 PM	#14 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	"Larry found himself strangely aroused while looking at his neighbor's neatly trimmed bush."

10-04-2006, 03:44 PM	#15 (permalink)
Aro23 Crazy	fred: goodthing this fence isn't high enough!

10-05-2006, 08:41 PM	#16 (permalink)
Intense1 Crazy Location: Music City burbs	Yeesh, Tequila, never again! __________________ (none yet, still thinkin')

10-07-2006, 03:29 PM	#17 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	I guess its time to mow the rectum

10-08-2006, 01:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
lindalove Registered User	"Mr. Dibley waited four months to moon his neighbor, yet when the guy finaly returned from his vaction, it was already too late, the grass has gotten the better of him."