shesus

OK...as many of you know I'm a recruiter. I see a lot of crazy resumes. Such as McDonald's workers trying to make their job sound extremely professional and such. Anyway....this one we found today tops them all. I think she might be a bit bitter. I know that the witty people here at TFP can top this one...Come on...post your own sales or related field resumes. I'll do mine later...gotta get back to work before I lose my real job.

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I heard you sold it

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Amaras

Oh man! As a man, I'd hate to feel like I've ever contributed to anyone feeling this bitter!!!

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Propaganda is to a democracy what the bludgeon is to a totalitarian state.
-Noam Chomsky
Love is a verb, not a noun.
-My Mom
The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty years later.
-Louis Aragon, "La Porte-plume," Traite du style, 1928

maleficent

/me checks to see where her resume is posted... Nope - that's not mine but i might have to steal it...

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Lady Sage

Wow, gotta admire the truth in advertising!

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uncle phil

shesus, i hope you interview her...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

shesus

I'm debating on calling her. Just for a laugh. Maybe today, but unfortunately I don't have any prostitution jobs.

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I heard you sold it

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Charlatan

Shesus... call her right now. You need to know if that is just bitterness or really great creativity. If it is the latter there *has* to be a marketing firm on the lookout for someone like that...

Seriously.

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MichaelFarker

Was a photo attached?

Guess it doesn't matter though. You can't win that game telling the truth about what you want.

shalafi

Is she willing to relocate?