09-27-2006, 09:11 AM | #1 (permalink) | |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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OK...as many of you know I'm a recruiter. I see a lot of crazy resumes. Such as McDonald's workers trying to make their job sound extremely professional and such. Anyway....this one we found today tops them all. I think she might be a bit bitter. I know that the witty people here at TFP can top this one...Come on...post your own sales or related field resumes. I'll do mine later...gotta get back to work before I lose my real job.
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Whatever did happen to your soul? I heard you sold it Choose Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company Last edited by shesus; 09-27-2006 at 03:19 PM.. |
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09-27-2006, 02:02 PM | #2 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: At my daughter's beck and call.
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Oh man! As a man, I'd hate to feel like I've ever contributed to anyone feeling this bitter!!!
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09-27-2006, 04:36 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Mistress of Mayhem
Location: Canton, Ohio
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Wow, gotta admire the truth in advertising!
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09-27-2006, 05:00 PM | #5 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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shesus, i hope you interview her...
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09-28-2006, 07:25 AM | #6 (permalink) |
Fancy
Location: Chicago
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I'm debating on calling her. Just for a laugh. Maybe today, but unfortunately I don't have any prostitution jobs.
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09-29-2006, 06:26 PM | #7 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Shesus... call her right now. You need to know if that is just bitterness or really great creativity. If it is the latter there *has* to be a marketing firm on the lookout for someone like that...
Seriously.
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