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Create your resume

OK...as many of you know I'm a recruiter. I see a lot of crazy resumes. Such as McDonald's workers trying to make their job sound extremely professional and such. Anyway....this one we found today tops them all. :lol: I think she might be a bit bitter. I know that the witty people here at TFP can top this one...Come on...post your own sales or related field resumes. I'll do mine later...gotta get back to work before I lose my real job. :)

Quote:

WILL PROVIDE CONSISTENT SEXUAL FAVORS FOR 45K/YR OR MORE

Resume / comments:
I've posted my impressive qualifications for 4 years now. I've researched companies to write outstanding cover letters. I've been professional and enthusiastic at interviews. And I continue to lose jobs I am better qualified for to airheaded little skanks who are willing to give you a happy ending. You win. I'll play your sick little games. Just give me the money so I can pay off my house.

Oh man! As a man, I'd hate to feel like I've ever contributed to anyone feeling this bitter!!!

/me checks to see where her resume is posted... Nope - that's not mine but i might have to steal it... :D

Wow, gotta admire the truth in advertising!

shesus, i hope you interview her...

I'm debating on calling her. Just for a laugh. Maybe today, but unfortunately I don't have any prostitution jobs. ;)

Shesus... call her right now. You need to know if that is just bitterness or really great creativity. If it is the latter there *has* to be a marketing firm on the lookout for someone like that...

Seriously.

Was a photo attached?

Guess it doesn't matter though. You can't win that game telling the truth about what you want.

Is she willing to relocate?