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Old 06-05-2003, 05:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: London, England
Your best pick-up lines

Lets hear some of your best and cheesest pick up lines...
'Your legs look kind, the kind that should be wrapped around me'
(from askmen.com)
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: Detroit
nod, cock head slightly to one side, point at person and... "How you doin?" (emphasis on middle word)
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Old 06-05-2003, 05:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Nice pants. Wanna fuck?
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-05-2003, 08:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Montreal
crackpot: Do you want a worm-do?
Her: Whats a worm do?
crackpot: It does this... (move my finger like a worm~~~~~~)
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Old 06-05-2003, 09:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 06-05-2003, 11:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: Oreegawn
my brother actually managed to snag his girlfriend with the line "If I was Peter Pan, You'd be my happy thought". totally retarded. although, they were in Disneyland at time time....
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Old 06-05-2003, 11:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: North Bondi RSL
My face is leaving in 15 minutes... wanna be on it?
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Old 06-05-2003, 11:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Location: Tulsa, Ok.
Pssshhh... My DICK is leaving in 15 minutes...
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"
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Old 06-05-2003, 11:52 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Arizona
Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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Old 06-06-2003, 12:08 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: California
I Have Money

Works Everytime
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Old 06-06-2003, 12:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: yo momma
Hey dawg lets get down..im a single man.
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Old 06-06-2003, 03:50 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: Michigan
My doctor said I wasn't contagious anymore.........
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Old 06-06-2003, 05:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: Davey's
Knew a guy in college that would walk up to girls and ask, "Do you take the gravy?"

Actually worked once or twice, but didn't seem worth all the slapping he got.
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Old 06-06-2003, 06:11 AM   #14 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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Location: in a van down by the river
got any Finnish in ya?...........want some?
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Old 06-06-2003, 06:16 AM   #15 (permalink)
I aim to misbehave!
 
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Location: SW Oklahoma
Mustache rides, still only a nickel!
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Old 06-06-2003, 06:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
Still searching...
 
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Location: NorCal For Life
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Lets fuck

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You with all those curves and me with no brakes.
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I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

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Id never personally use one to pick up a girl, but maybe with a girlfriend.
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Old 06-06-2003, 08:08 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Well, my most useful pickup line is "Hi." But I've always wanted to use "I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere. Could you help me find it?"
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:22 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Montreal
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: in a hole, ventura county,cali
not mine, but i've heard..."so...ya gonna help me or are ya gonna make me goo my belly?" BEST LINE ever, couldn't stop laffin.
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Old 06-07-2003, 09:36 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
"How'd you like some Itallian Sausage?"
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Old 06-08-2003, 01:37 AM   #21 (permalink)
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(to a cute blonde working in her garden wearing a string bikini) I go around the block, pull up in front of her house and say....."Excuse me, are you trying to cause a accident?" LOL.... went out with her for two years.
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Old 06-08-2003, 09:53 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Location: Milwaukee, WI
*my eyes!*

Damn, red on green is hard to read
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:55 AM   #23 (permalink)
Indifferent to anti-matter
 
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Location: Tucson, AZ
*holds knife to throat*

"Get in the van."



(Or have I stepped over that proverbial line again?)
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:18 PM   #24 (permalink)
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F@#k me if I am wrong but it looks like you want to have sex with me.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten-I-see.
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Old 06-08-2003, 10:47 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Not mine, but these are my favorites.

Bond. James Bond.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
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Old 06-08-2003, 11:18 PM   #26 (permalink)
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baby, you must be a parking ticket because I look at you and think 'fine, fine, FINE!
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