HockeyGuy

Lets hear some of your best and cheesest pick up lines...
'Your legs look kind, the kind that should be wrapped around me'
(from askmen.com)

oldbob

nod, cock head slightly to one side, point at person and... "How you doin?" (emphasis on middle word)

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children who refuse to brush will have inordinately bad breath.

BBtB

Nice pants. Wanna fuck?

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

crackpot

crackpot: Do you want a worm-do?
Her: Whats a worm do?
crackpot: It does this... (move my finger like a worm~~~~~~)

Stiltzkin

(censored)

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The most important thing in this world is love.

mystmarimatt

my brother actually managed to snag his girlfriend with the line "If I was Peter Pan, You'd be my happy thought". totally retarded. although, they were in Disneyland at time time....

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Words of Wisdom:

If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

Meridae'n

My face is leaving in 15 minutes... wanna be on it?

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

BBtB

Pssshhh... My DICK is leaving in 15 minutes...

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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ...

"I would like about three fiddy"

myMHz

Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

Nomad

I Have Money

Works Everytime

Vertigo

Hey dawg lets get down..im a single man.

Midlandmadman

My doctor said I wasn't contagious anymore.........

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Its good to be back.

Troublebot

Knew a guy in college that would walk up to girls and ask, "Do you take the gravy?"

Actually worked once or twice, but didn't seem worth all the slapping he got.

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Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend.
Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

Midnight_Son

got any Finnish in ya?...........want some?

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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

rockogre

Mustache rides, still only a nickel!

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

madsenj37

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Lets fuck

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You with all those curves and me with no brakes.
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I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

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Id never personally use one to pick up a girl, but maybe with a girlfriend.

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"Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe."
-- Albert Einstein

Thraeryn

Well, my most useful pickup line is "Hi." But I've always wanted to use "I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere. Could you help me find it?"

crackpot

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

NetterButter

not mine, but i've heard..."so...ya gonna help me or are ya gonna make me goo my belly?" BEST LINE ever, couldn't stop laffin.

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www.holeinthe.net

Empty_One

"How'd you like some Itallian Sausage?"

Ashton

Empty_One

*my eyes!*

Damn, red on green is hard to read

vermin

*holds knife to throat*

"Get in the van."



(Or have I stepped over that proverbial line again?)

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Simulacrums1234

F@#k me if I am wrong but it looks like you want to have sex with me.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten-I-see.

mackyroo

Not mine, but these are my favorites.

Bond. James Bond.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

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Official Bullshit.

seizei

baby, you must be a parking ticket because I look at you and think 'fine, fine, FINE!

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"If you're not weird, you're not interesting".
I'm very interesting ...

seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)