Stiltzkin, Empty_One & crackpot have a conversation
 

Stiltzkin1: Hey Stiltzkin.
Stiltzkin2: Whats up Stiltzkin.
Stiltzkin1: Is this the Tilted Nonsense forum?
Stiltzkin2: Think so. Why?
Stiltzkin1: Just wondering.
Stiltzkin2: Isn't that the place where people can post up any kind of nonsense they want without fear of persecution?
Stiltzkin1: Nope.
Stiltzkin2: Reallly?
Stiltzkin1: Yup.
Stiltzkin2: Dude, you shouldn't be saying such things.
Stiltzkin1: Why not?
Stiltzkin2: They're going to delete this thread because of what you're saying, man! Be quiet!
Stiltzkin1: Ok, ok, fine.
Stiltzkin1, hides in the bushes.
Stiltzkin2, follows suit.

I am sensing that you've gotten yourself in a little hot water here.
Care to elaborate on the nature of your offense?
(btw, hope you have a good birthday :))

Elaborating on the offense will likely get me kicked out, or have this post deleted, or something, but at this point I really don't care; there's other forums out there. Ok, here goes:

1.) Posted a link in the titty board pointing to a page with a bunch of pics of chicks who were fully clothed. Got the thread deleted because some of the girls looked under 18. A lot of girls that you see in actual porn are under 18. Many sites claim that all their models are of legal age, but this is not even true, and yet when we see an "official" porn site, we assume they're all 18 or over without a whim. Anyways... none of them were naked, except for one who had her hair draped over her bare breasts, but even then nothing gratuitous. I agree maybe out of around 200 pics on the page, 5 of them looked under age, maybe 14 the youngest, and I don't even know why they were on that page, but most of them looked obviously at least 18. Anyways, the point is that they were all fully clothed (save for that one) and well... you get the idea.

2.) I posted a thread containing a link to a definition at urban dictionary, the site itself can be found at http://www.urbandictionary.com/ This definition apparently directly insulted someone from the TFP. Won't argue. I simply thought it was funny and thought I might share the laughter a bit, so why not in the nonsense section of the TFP? Ohh, how I was wrong in so doing.

By the way, I haven't had a good birthday for many years, but thanks for the thought :)

asswagon?

Shhh!!! Don't even mention that word, dude.

sorry, won't happen again. Promise.

Thats better :)
Hey, this is practically like chatting in real time, whaddaya know ;)

brb, gottta go pee

Have any chat clients like, say, AIM or MSN messenger or even Yahoo messenger? They work better :D

Boy, that's a hell of a long pee, heh heh.

Sure is. ;)

sorry, tons of coffee, and umm, the phone rang, and I had to let the cat out. Yeah, that's why it took so long. Yup. it's true

Ah, so now you truly are an Empty_One ;)

that was mean. I'm offended.

Well, Stiltzkin, hopefully this trouble blows over for ya.
Of course, there are other forums out there, as you said, but TFP's a pretty good one and I think it'd be a shame to get booted. Having stuff deleted must not feel too gratifying, but I can only imagine the amount of policing that is necessary to keep this place running right. Some borderline posts are bound to get deleted in the process, I imagine.
Just hope that you don't take it too personally, cuz it prolly wasn't meant that way. :)

Thanks, crackpot. And I deeply apologize, Empty_One. I'll be sure to have an apology at the end of every one of my posts from now on. Hey! I should change my sig to an apology. I'll do that now...

Oh, Empty_One, your avatar is a cup of coffee. Right? Cuz it reminds me of something else. I dare not mention what.

exactly. Some shit slips thru the cracks, never to get modded, other times, someones got an itchy trigger finger.

As long as there are mods, someone, any any time, is pissed at them for something.

It sure as hell isn't perfect, but it's the best place I've found so far

Yeah, it's coffee. what did you think it was, sh!t on a plate or something?

:D

Its cool people like you guys that make places like this worthwhile. :)

did you notice the ! in shit, as to not offend any one?

oops

Um, pretty much, yeah. You know how sometimes a dog'll poop like soft ice cream, with the little twisty action, tapered at the top? Like that.
But it looks much more like coffee. Just reminded me of the former...
And LOL, Stiltzkin. Covered a few bases there!

:D Just making sure no one is ever offended by my posts again.

Aww, now don't start getting all mushy on us!

Mush, what is mush? :)

Hey, can you edit the title of a thread? Cuz this one should be titled "Stiltzkin, Empty_One & crackpot have a conversation"

Let me try...

That's a wonderful sig, should clear things up, and make everyone at ease

Sorry, no-can-do. Thread titles aren't modificable by us regular users.

And thanks for the compliment on the sig :)

But it worked! Hilarious. Okay, so. What's new?

*edit* Oh, I see, it only worked in the actual thread, not on the main page. Not as hilarious now. Good though. ;)

bah, it's only a sub title. Oh well.

modificable's a cool word by the way.

Whats new, whats new... nothing much, really. Modificable... heard one of my smart friends use it once, so I thought, what the hey, why not throw it in ;)

Ya gotta love those smart friends, they invent new words all the time.

CrackPot, it's been 10 minutes, you sleeping?

Heh heh. They sure do. Crackpot fell asleep, maybe? Or had to go take a leak too?

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Nah, just looking for ice cream pics.
And playing Boggle. :crazy:

Its 1:21 AM over here. What's your local time? Didn't get used to staying up this late 'till recently...

Icecream. Haven't had any in like... a week :D

mmm, ice cream.

It's 2:23 am here. I'm starting to get slap happy :crazy

I'm gonna get my ass chewed out tomorrow by my wife. She;s out of town for the weekend, and I was suposed to do all this work around the house while she was gone. Well, I haven't done shit, other than sit at my computer, and play playstation.

oops

Boggle? Like the real game, or some computer simulation boggle-like game.

:lol: Playstation rules man, I hear ya. Played PS2 a couple of hours today myself. What game?