A.L.I.C.E.
 

A chatterbot. You can ask questions and it'll answer most. Here's a funny line of convo I ended up having.

Human: do you like pop?
ALICE: What is not to like about it?
Human: britney spears
ALICE: What is britney spears?
Human: a douche
ALICE: Go on.
:lol:

What are the funniest things you can get it to say?

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/t...d922d97e345aa1

EDIT: this was cool, although I am a little disapointed with some of the other stuff. Anyone know of a better AI one can have a conversation with?
Human: stupid
ALICE: Are you calling me stupid?
Human: yes
ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: i'm sorry.
ALICE: Do you really mean it?
Human: yes.
ALICE: OK I will accept your apology.

More:
Human: i am a man.
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: my name is matt
ALICE: Nice to meet you, matt.
Human: do you like me?
ALICE: Sure, matt I like you very much.
Human: and what gender am i?
ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a he. :lol:

Human: sometimes you say dumb things
ALICE: That's not what I meant.
Human: sure it is
ALICE: Aw. I know it is.

Found another one. http://www.frontiernet.net/~wcowart/chatbot.html?input= requires IE

hahaha, i didn't talk to this one, but when i was bored back in the day, there's a bot called "smarterchild" and you can do the same shit. it's a guilty pleasure when youre bored :)