Help the lurkbastids decide everything! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Redlemon · 06-29-2006, 08:25 AM

I was inspired by these comments in the thread Help the lurkbastids decide whether to procreate...or not!:

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Originally Posted by uncle phil

/me doesn't understand why anyone is in a discussion which should involve only two people...

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Originally Posted by lurkette

Um...cause we asked them to be?

It's not like we're taking a poll and treating the results as binding. Now THAT would be interesting...

...why, yes, it would. Very interesting...

So, what should we decide for them on a binding basis? I think we should start out with something simple, such as "Who's on top tonight". Any suggestions before we begin taking votes?

lurkette · 06-29-2006, 08:39 AM

BUWAHAHAHAH! I love it...let the deciding begin!

This is going to make our lives so much easier. It's like being the Bottom to the collective TFP Top. Whee! Spank me, baby!

maleficent · 06-29-2006, 08:48 AM

Now I think we need some ground rules - no eating anything really gross (though that's relative i think brocolli is gross) how about harmful...

Can we request photographic evidence?

lurkette · 06-29-2006, 09:09 AM

We will be happy to provide photographic evidence when appropriate

I draw the line at anything that is blatantly and riskily illegal, Darwin-award-worthy, or scatalogical. Or involves eating bugs. Or mushrooms.

maleficent · 06-29-2006, 09:43 AM

Let's see - for dinner I think that rat bastid should decide to dress up ina tuxedo... and feed lurkette bon bons of her choice (or fresh strawberries) while she puts her feet up and rests... then perhaps he should decide to give her a lovely foot massage....

ratbastid · 06-29-2006, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

Let's see - for dinner I think that rat bastid should decide to dress up ina tuxedo... and feed lurkette bon bons of her choice (or fresh strawberries) while she puts her feet up and rests... then perhaps he should decide to give her a lovely foot massage....

I like where this is starting...

lurkette · 06-29-2006, 02:55 PM

yeah, me too!

maleficent · 06-29-2006, 03:02 PM

/me rubs hands together gleefully

where to go next.. oh decisions decisions...

uncle phil · 06-29-2006, 03:28 PM

any "grab-ass" involved?

cookmo · 06-29-2006, 11:05 PM

to reciprocate the foot massage Lurkette should do Ratbastids toes.....a nice shade of red.

Redlemon · 06-30-2006, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by cookmo

to reciprocate the foot massage Lurkette should do Ratbastids toes.....a nice shade of red.

No, he's a guy. That's going a bit too far.

I personally recommend Chrome nailpolish. Or a gunmetal grey. Something in the colorless family, but with a bit of luster to it.

lurkette · 06-30-2006, 05:44 AM

You got it! I have a beautiful silver, or perhaps some Goth black!

maleficent · 06-30-2006, 11:13 AM

silver works... maybe you could do some fancy design in the black -like a swish or a swirl...

or even a flower

Fremen · 06-30-2006, 11:21 AM

How 'bout we get them to start a small garden, if they don't already have one?

Charlatan · 07-10-2006, 05:26 PM

You know, it's about time the Lurkbastids decided to come to Toronto for a visit. They have to do it before the end of July.

06-29-2006, 08:39 AM	#2 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	BUWAHAHAHAH! I love it...let the deciding begin! This is going to make our lives so much easier. It's like being the Bottom to the collective TFP Top. Whee! Spank me, baby! __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

06-29-2006, 08:48 AM	#3 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Now I think we need some ground rules - no eating anything really gross (though that's relative i think brocolli is gross) how about harmful... Can we request photographic evidence? __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-29-2006, 09:09 AM	#4 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	We will be happy to provide photographic evidence when appropriate I draw the line at anything that is blatantly and riskily illegal, Darwin-award-worthy, or scatalogical. Or involves eating bugs. Or mushrooms. __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France Last edited by lurkette; 06-29-2006 at 09:13 AM..

06-29-2006, 09:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	Let's see - for dinner I think that rat bastid should decide to dress up ina tuxedo... and feed lurkette bon bons of her choice (or fresh strawberries) while she puts her feet up and rests... then perhaps he should decide to give her a lovely foot massage.... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-29-2006, 02:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	yeah, me too! __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

06-29-2006, 03:02 PM	#8 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	/me rubs hands together gleefully where to go next.. oh decisions decisions... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-29-2006, 03:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	any "grab-ass" involved? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

06-29-2006, 11:05 PM	#10 (permalink)
cookmo Insane Location: Ohio	to reciprocate the foot massage Lurkette should do Ratbastids toes.....a nice shade of red.

06-30-2006, 05:44 AM	#12 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	You got it! I have a beautiful silver, or perhaps some Goth black! __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

06-30-2006, 11:13 AM	#13 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	silver works... maybe you could do some fancy design in the black -like a swish or a swirl... or even a flower __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

06-30-2006, 11:21 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	How 'bout we get them to start a small garden, if they don't already have one? __________________ Google

07-10-2006, 05:26 PM	#15 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	You know, it's about time the Lurkbastids decided to come to Toronto for a visit. They have to do it before the end of July. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke