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maleficent · 06-05-2006, 04:37 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/03/hell.party.ap/index.html

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HELL, Michigan (AP) -- They're planning a hot time in Hell on Tuesday.

The day bears the date of 6-6-06, or abbreviated as 666 -- a number that carries hellish significance.

And there's not a snowball's chance in Hell that the day will go unnoticed in the unincorporated hamlet 60 miles west of Detroit.

Nobody is more fired up than John Colone, the town's self-styled mayor and owner of a souvenir shop.

"I've got `666' T-shirts and mugs. I'm only ordering 666 (of the items) so once they're gone, that's it," said Colone, also known as Odum Plenty. "Everyone who comes will get a letter of authenticity saying you've celebrated June 6, 2006, in Hell."

Most of Colone's wares will sell for $6.66, including deeds to one square inch of Hell.

Live entertainment and a costume contest are planned. The Gates of Hell should be installed at a children's play area in time for the festivities.

"They're 8 feet tall and 5 foot wide and each gate looks like flames, and when they're closed, it's a devil's head," Colone told The Detroit News for a Saturday story.

Mike "Smitty" Hickey, owner of the Dam Site Inn, wasn't sure what kind of clientele would show up Tuesday.

"We're all about having fun here. I don't think we're going to get the cult crowd, the devil worshippers or anything like that," said Hickey, whose bar's signature concoction is the Bloody Devil, a variant of the Bloody Mary.

Colone, meanwhile, has been in touch with radio stations as far away as San Diego and Seattle that are raffling off trips to Hell in honor of 6-6-6.

The 666 revelry is just the latest chapter in the town's storied history of publicity stunts, said Jason LeTeff, one of its 72 year-round residents -- or, as the mayor calls them, Hellions or Hell-billies. But LeTeff wasn't particularly enthused.

"Now, here I am living in Hell, taking my kids to church and trying to teach them the right things and the town where we live is having a 6-6-6 party," he said.

According to the town's semiofficial Web site, there are two leading theories about how Hell got its name.

The first holds that a pair of German travelers stepped out of a stagecoach one sunny afternoon in the 1830s, and one said to the other, "So schoene hell" -- roughly translated as, "So bright and beautiful." Their comments were overheard by some locals and the name stuck.

The second holds that George Reeves was asked after Michigan gained statehood what he thought the town he helped settle should be called, and reportedly replied, "I don't care, you can name it Hell if you want to." The name became official on October 13, 1841.

Now this is a town that knows how to party...

and here i thought i was living in hell... they have way more fun in their hell than i do in mine...

Lady Sage · 06-05-2006, 05:30 AM

Hell, Michigan is close to a friend of mine... she informed me they have no church... if they did would it be the First Baptist Church of Hell? It has no school... again what would they call it?
(and my personal favorite question about Hell, MI)
Do they smack their kids in the mouth every time they say where they are from?

Reese · 06-05-2006, 06:12 AM

Is there a highway to Hell?
Is the town diner called Hell's Kitchen?
Where do the Citizens go when they die?
It doesn't seem like it'd be too hot in Hell, Mi. Does it freeze over often?
It could be said that the place is Hell on earth.
Are there any Cowboys from Hell?
What about Children? I heard Hell is for Children.
That's all I got..

maleficent, I assume you know these answers considering your location is "In Hell"

spectre · 06-05-2006, 06:36 AM

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Originally Posted by cybermike

Are there any Cowboys from Hell?

That is awesome!

And now, a little Megadeth.

I'm not going to wake up today
They've pulled my plug the picture fades
And as my body decays mold begins to fill my grave
The smell of death permeates the silk within my coffin lays
Go to hell

As they bury me now six feet there my body lies
Still feel like I'm going down I hear a distant wailing cry
God something must've gone wrong
And much too late I realize
Go to hell

I saw my funeral that day
I know who didn't show to mourn
My judgement was life in hell
Pillars of pain and thorns
My only friend's the goat
With 666 between his horns
Go to hell

Place all your trust here in me
Rest assured these things I know
And as Charon sails the sea
Your journey too shall end below
Ah yes you're all sitting ducks
It's true you reap what you sow
Go to hell

Now I lay me down to sleep
Blah, blah, blah my soul to keep
If I die before I wake
I'll go to hell for heaven's sake

maleficent · 06-05-2006, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by cybermike

It doesn't seem like it'd be too hot in Hell, Mi. Does it freeze over often?

Yes, it does

Lady Sage · 06-07-2006, 04:44 PM

That is absolutely FABULOUS!!!!!!!

06-05-2006, 06:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
Reese Delicious	Is there a highway to Hell? Is the town diner called Hell's Kitchen? Where do the Citizens go when they die? It doesn't seem like it'd be too hot in Hell, Mi. Does it freeze over often? It could be said that the place is Hell on earth. Are there any Cowboys from Hell? What about Children? I heard Hell is for Children. That's all I got.. maleficent, I assume you know these answers considering your location is "In Hell" __________________ “It is better to be rich and healthy than poor and sick” - Dave Barry Last edited by Reese; 06-05-2006 at 06:15 AM..

06-05-2006, 05:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	Hell, Michigan is close to a friend of mine... she informed me they have no church... if they did would it be the First Baptist Church of Hell? It has no school... again what would they call it? (and my personal favorite question about Hell, MI) Do they smack their kids in the mouth every time they say where they are from?

06-07-2006, 04:44 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lady Sage Mistress of Mayhem Location: Canton, Ohio	That is absolutely FABULOUS!!!!!!!