Things we have learn form porn...
 

1. Women wear high heels to bed.

2. Men are never impotent.

3. When going down on a woman, 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

8. Women always orgasm when men do.

9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

10. All women make noise..

11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.

12. Those tits are real.

13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

14. Men always groan "OH YEAH" when they cum.

15. If there are two of them they "high five" each other (and the girl isn't disgusted).

16. Double penetration makes a woman smile.

17. Asian men don't exist.

18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend doesn't knock the piss out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

19. There's a plot.

20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

21. Nurses suck patients' cocks.

22. Men always pull out.

23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before she fucks both of you.

24. Women never have headaches....or periods.

25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".

26. Assholes are clean.

27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.

28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there.

29. Men don't have to beg.

30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

:)

31. As a woman, if you're having an affair with your best friend's husband, don't worry about getting caught by her. Most likely, she put him up to it because she has a secret crush on you, and figured this was the best way to get a threesome going.

32. If you're riding out into the desert in a convertible, you're going to get laid in it.

33. There's nothing strange about a professional photographer seducing the model at a photoshoot. It's just what happens.

34. The best way for a couple trapped in a loveless marriage to solve their problems, is to spend a weekend at a brothel. Or have a threesome with their marriage counselor.

35. During copulation, it's perfectly natural for a woman to gaze fixedly into the space beside her partner.

36. The most pleasurable positions are the ones where the whole of your bodies touch each other the least. It's a myth that you need to connect with more than just your hands and genitals to really enjoy yourself.

37. Women with long hair will always keep it held back and if not her sexual partner will hold it clear for her. Nobody is certain why.

or the back of his neck too... looking mighty proud of himself of course... :)

38. It is a little known fact that your voice is not related to your mouth position; it is just an ingrained habit. Many people, in the throes of passion, lose the ability to keep their mouth movements in sync with the words or sounds that they are making.

39. Hairy butts and celulitis are myths.
40. Every woman loves that her partner ejacultaes in her mouth, she loves the taste of it and given the opportunity, she'll share it mouth to mouth with a friend of hers.
41. Millionare women dig pizza delivery boys, gardners and pool cleaners.

42. Anal sex requires no lubrication or preparation - just go ahead and stick it in there.

(yay, I got #42!)

43. All male/female sex follows this general progression: Cunnilingus, Blow Job, Vaginal Sex, Anal Sex, Orgasm on Face.

Any deviation from this (other than the interchange of the first two items on the list) is to be regarded as "something kinky."

44. The best way for a female police officer to solve a brutal crime or bring down a criminal organization, is to go undercover as a prostitute and sleep with of the witnesses and suspects. Sleeping with her Supervisor is also a good idea.

45. Women in Medieval Europe had tattoos, bikini tans, fake nails and fake tits.

46: Different positions flow seemlessly into each other. If you have to pull out to go from Missionary to doggy style, you're doing it wrong.

47: There are never interuptions during sex. The phone doesn't ring, the kids don't come home, you never have to stop because you think you left the stove on.

48. Semen tastes like ice-cream

49. Don't worry about removing clothes. They will suddenly vanish as you change positions. (This is a corollary to Rule 46.)

50. A penis will taste like chocolate following A2M. (This is a corollary to Rule 48.)

51. For a woman's clitoris to be in her throat rather than her vulva is a not uncommon genetic abnormality.
52. All women are bisexual.
53. Pubic hair is permanently attached. It can be shaved, but never falls out on its own.
54. Any sort of in home sales gathering (for sex toys, lingeire, make-up, tupperware, food products, industrial welding supplies) will turn into a lesbian orgy.
55. Strippers dig gang-bangs

56. It's not uncommon for a female to have an expression of boredom on her face and still sound like she's having fun.

57. All women love anal sex and would prefer it to vaginal sex

58: Anal-to-Vaginal is completely safe.
59a: The average length of a penis is 10 inches
59b: And every woman can deepthroat the "average penis."

60. Men, don't worry you re not unatractive women will dig you and you will get laid. And even if you are ugly, you will still get laid.
61. Women can't cum unless their asses are slapped.
62. When having sex vaginally and escpecially anally it is important for the Man to pull his penis out every few minutes and hold the woman's vagina or ass open. This allows oxygen to reach the more sensitive tissues and which is a key factor in bringing a woman to orgasm.

Wahoo... Thanks for completing the list like that... lol...

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If College-Themed Porn Were Real

63. Women love giving a blow job after anal sex.

64. It takes the average man about 20 minutes of hard pumping to reach orgasm.

65. Don't worry about raping a woman because she will start enjoying it after the first 2 minutes.

66. Men usually don't get hard right away if the sex begins with licking bush.

67. Most women don't mind switching positions every 2 minutes.