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Old 07-07-2006, 10:27 AM   #201 (permalink)
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I guess I'll throw this chick up, and see if she gets approved.

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Old 07-07-2006, 10:31 AM   #202 (permalink)
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HA, I had her up at first, and then doubted if the photo was too old so put up another.
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Old 07-07-2006, 11:00 AM   #203 (permalink)
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It seems I can only find art photos.



Those nude chicks must be out there, somewhere...
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Old 07-07-2006, 11:37 AM   #204 (permalink)
 
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I am looking for those twintips but since I won't be around for the weekend, here:
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Old 07-07-2006, 02:11 PM   #205 (permalink)
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Nice girl and pretty quick. The skis are at least 10 years old. I mean they are so freaking straight it is unreal. I prolly won't dock you though since I am nice although you didn't give a link to the set. . . To be continued

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Well - it might count since I re-read what I asked for and you sort of satisfied it. I like quality over speed though. But to answer your question, yep - best part of the game. I almost asked for plaid skirts, but I had to think of a way to narrow it down to get good ones. I then thought about plaid skirts + skis and then realized that the game would blow up.

Your second picture is so far the oldest equipment posted although the gal looks good. Again no link to the rest of the set. The third one might count if it followed the directions in the post of hot chic posing with SKIS. I like your sticktoitivness though so keep up the good work.

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Ok - those skis are total pieces of old ass shit, but there is a bigger problem...I think that is a dude. It looks like a dude's ass. Owness is on you to prove it ain't. The request specifically says "hot chic". After that N-NSFW Scrabble crap it is time for you to buck up! Heh heh. Good luck.

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Quality as always. It is hard to tell, but I don't think any of the skis pictured are more than 5 years old. Nice work. I would do the chic on the far right first. . . I may have to go find that movie. . . keep trying on the twin tips!
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Old 07-08-2006, 11:58 AM   #206 (permalink)
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Your second picture is so far the oldest equipment posted although the gal looks good. Again no link to the rest of the set. The third one might count if it followed the directions in the post of hot chic posing with SKIS. I like your sticktoitivness though so keep up the good work.
I know nothing of ski equipment, so I can't guess the ages. I didn't drop a link because the website wasn't set up that way. The third was just for kicks, but there were skis; they were just projected onto her.

Here's a couple more; I had to hit my hard drive at home to find them, so again, no links. And sorry about the size.



I know, these chicks aren't holding skis either. But at least it's at a ski lodge.

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Old 07-08-2006, 04:14 PM   #207 (permalink)
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Redlemon I wish that last pic was bigger so I could positively ID the ski area. I have not been there in 12 years but looks a little like Killington to me.

Nice work - quantity over quality. I know my hard drive is not that organized so I am sure that took some work for you to find.
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Old 07-08-2006, 06:28 PM   #208 (permalink)
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Mondak's critique of our post is the funniest shit I heard all day, I wish he could give himself points just for that
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Old 07-10-2006, 08:05 AM   #209 (permalink)
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Well, I'm continuing to search. I'll get the right thing eventually. In the meantime, here's other wacky things I find.

ChillyGirls: The ultimate snow bondage and snow girls site!. Tie 'em up and rub snow on them. Doesn't do it for me, might do it for you.



Here's a little picture of a Sims Fader snowboard, with Jenna Jameson printed on the bottom.



Ah, finally, here we go. From Holzknecht - Photography, he does a calendar shoot of ski instructors (there are seperate male and female calendars). A sampling of images:

and a video clip of the shoot.


Hey, did you say cross country skis were OK? How about a biathloner?



Or sledding?



And I know you said women, but is it OK if there's one guy as long as there are two women, and he's mostly hidden? And, I think it's a snowboard in the background, not skis.



OK, I think that's it for me.
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Old 07-10-2006, 09:38 AM   #210 (permalink)
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WOW Redlemon. That was unbelieveable. This sure has been fun. I will give Sticky and bparker a few more moments and then close this out at the end of the day.

Oh yeah - and glad you liked it Ample!
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:21 PM   #211 (permalink)
 
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. . . keep trying on the twin tips!
I am still trying but this is what I have come up with so far:

I found this one attached to a thread on another formu so I can't see if there are any more NSFW ones


And here is one that I can't find any more of either


I wish I could tell if they were twin tips on these ones but the bottoms are in the snow (like so many other sets). They may be, though points are expected.

http://www.nekid.net/skiing

And here I am almost positive that they are twin tips but I just can't get to the images to tell
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en...ki&sa=N&tab=wi


Feel free to move on, but I will probably continue looking. I think I am getting close.
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Old 07-10-2006, 02:57 PM   #212 (permalink)
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Mondak, sorry that's all I got and I feel lucky to have found that. So don't wait for me to close the round.

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Old 07-10-2006, 05:07 PM   #213 (permalink)
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(I still have no idea what a twin tip is, so here's a tri-tip.)

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Old 07-10-2006, 07:49 PM   #214 (permalink)
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Well now! This was a super fun round if you ask me. It is this kind of high comedy that makes this game great!

I only wish I was allowed to give more bonuses for all the hard work. Redlemon and Sticky went above and beyond the call of duty.

If you have not yet checked out the sledding link from Redlemon - I highly suggest you do. Funny as all hell. Imagine being the deadbeat photographer on that one and trying to be all serious. Unreal!

Sticky. Those are genuine Twin Tips. They are Salomon "Pocket Rockets" which are well known as the first "Backcountry Twin Tips". I read a funny review of them that I thought I would share with you by someone who obviously didn't think they had much life.

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Originally posted by Alex P. Keaton
My grandmother rips it on these. Mike Douglas gave her a pair after she darned his socks and made him a delicious sandwich. Now all the gapers think she's super-extremo, even though she's only a PSIA level XIV who can't angulate due to osteoporosis.
The funniest part was that since I did not think anyone was going to post twin tips, I was going to recruit Chasey (aka The Wife) to pose with a pair I just bought. I was going to use the same pose just about. I will have to have her do it anyway just for fun. The other ones (that are NSFW and you provided the link) are ELAN SCXs circa 1998-1999 I bought Chasey a pair that year and she still uses them (due in no small part to my expert tuning). Not twin tips but fun carving skis notheless.

Now on to the scoring - I'll just do the points since I talked too much already.

Ample 5 (still hate the skis though...)
Redlemon 4 (would love to give a bonus just because you worked so damn hard)
BParker805 3 - 2 for crappy equipment =1 (I really deducted since I am pretty sure it is a dude. I thought you deserved one for effort though)
Sticky 2 +3 for the twin tips = 5

New totals:

Sticky: 44
Redlemon: 39
bparker805: 32
Mondak: 29
Apmle: 29
cybermike: 17
Charlatan: 14
Fremen: 7
healer: 6
DEI37: 4
Marvelous Marv: 1

Two tied at 5 so I'll say on to Sticky since he is in first place so that Redlemon has a shot to catch him. On to you....

Thanks again everyone....super fun.

EDIT: I just looked at the:

1. Piece of meat posted by Redlemon. Nice. Twin tips have two fronts or turned up ends to them so that you can ski them comfortably "fakie" or backwards.

2. The other pair of twin tips you posted with the kinda clothed hot chic are Public Enemies by K2. Good skis - fun but everyone has them and all the cool kids ski stuff that you never heard of. Nice freakin find though. That took some serious work.
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Old 07-11-2006, 06:43 PM   #215 (permalink)
 
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A woman tongue kissing herself in a mirror.
Bonus points if it actualy looks like it is another woman and not herself even though it is.
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Old 07-11-2006, 07:13 PM   #216 (permalink)
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Not sure about the bonus points but I barely notice the mirror so maybe I am in.
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Old 07-12-2006, 04:46 AM   #217 (permalink)
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close... but no tongue... and its not herself... it really is someone elses reflection... and its sfw

i'll haveta look more after class
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Old 07-12-2006, 05:14 AM   #218 (permalink)
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Alright Im looking for something NSFW, but this is so damn hot Im posing it for now

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Old 07-12-2006, 05:29 AM   #219 (permalink)
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Oops, no tongue. How about a pair of shots, one NSFW, one tongue, both mirror kissing?





FINALLY. Here's one with everything.

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Old 07-14-2006, 06:09 AM   #220 (permalink)
 
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I am going to give this one until about noon EST.

***Edit: everything below this was posted at approx 1:30pm EST but was automerged.

Mondak: 5 points for 1st. No bonus points. There is too much around the mirror to get tricked into thinking it mught be a different girl
Jstrider: 0 points for second becuase you did not meet the requirements but 3 points for joining the game.
Ample: o points for second and I will give you 1 bonus point for a pic where it looks liek it is two different girls.
Redlemon: 4 points for 2nd + 2 bonus points. The finder prints on the frist one are the only thing that is keeping it from looking like there is no mirror there. The second one is really good but SFW. If the last one was a waist up shot it would be really hard to tell as well.


New totals:

Sticky: 44
Redlemon: 45
bparker805: 32
Mondak: 34
Apmle: 30
cybermike: 17
Charlatan: 14
Fremen: 7
healer: 6
DEI37: 4
Marvelous Marv: 1
JStrider: 3

Back to you Mondak.
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:41 AM   #221 (permalink)
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Ah - neato. Okay - I have one I think will be fun, easy and maybe get some more people:

CHICS + THE COLOR ORANGE


No one will lock up any specific catagories in this thing - so two people can post a chic with orange clothes on (off?) or something. Bonus points might be given for total orange content, quality and/or creativity. Has to be NSFW though as usual.

A girl with orange twin-tip skis in an orange plaid skirt might be worth eighty-billion points....Ok - kidding. . . sort of . . .

Have fun!
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Old 07-14-2006, 09:52 AM   #222 (permalink)
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Red+Lemon=Orange.


(full set)


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Old 07-14-2006, 11:18 AM   #223 (permalink)
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Old 07-14-2006, 11:33 AM   #224 (permalink)
 
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While they may be labelled "Redhead" I would technically call it orange.



And I had to post this Charmed poster for fun.
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Old 07-14-2006, 12:07 PM   #225 (permalink)
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We interrupt this smut for a little fine art...











...and, for no good reason, theatre:


Oops, got this backwards, it's nudes ON oranges.


...Trying again... nope, that's a nude orange. WTF?


Back to your regularly-scheduled smut!
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Old 07-14-2006, 04:10 PM   #226 (permalink)
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get us some orange stockings


and heres a guy with an orange mustache that I cam across like 5 times...
http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c2...Naytstache.jpg
linked cuz its a big picture that doesnt really fit in
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Old 07-16-2006, 10:23 AM   #228 (permalink)
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Hankster, I first thought that your pumpkin girl was a ripoff of another artwork I've seen (Raul's Sexy Females). I was wrong, but here's the one I was thinking of:

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Ok - maybe the contest should have been over after that first picture. I mean this thing is about speed to some degree, but speed coupled with quality = awe. Then you follow it up with that cutie, a bunch of crappy art and then the best tasting orange juice on the planet. Great work is all I can say.

5+1 for quality and +1 because the pumpkin girl made it move...= 7

Hanxter

Man of a thousand wallpapers would be your Iriquois name. The variety of your post is quite impressive. Welcome to the big leagues. . .

4 + 1 for Orange content = 5

Sticky

I agree - clearly Orange hair and not red. Clairol needs to go back to animal testing so they can get that shade right. Oh yeah - and that (SFW) Piper charmed the pants right off me. We should burn her at the stake (after she takes my magic....)

3 Points

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You show up, you bring no pictures and you post a man with a mustache. . . welcome back to the thread.

-1

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Okay - you took requests. . . still not what was asked for, but +1 For posting

New totals:

Redlemon: 52
Sticky: 47
Mondak: 34
bparker805: 32
Apmle: 30
cybermike: 17
Charlatan: 14
Fremen: 7
healer: 6
Hanxter: 5
DEI37: 4
JStrider: 2
captobvious: 1
Marvelous Marv: 1

On to our leader - Redlemon for the next round
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haha... damn my picture disapeared... x_X

ohwell
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haha... damn my picture disapeared... x_X

ohwell
Next time, use Imageshack. See the first post in this thread.

And Hanxter; those bodypaint chicks are cute!

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Ok - maybe the contest should have been over after that first picture. I mean this thing is about speed to some degree, but speed coupled with quality = awe. Then you follow it up with that cutie, a bunch of crappy art and then the best tasting orange juice on the planet. Great work is all I can say.
Heh. I'm practically cheating now. When I was working on the Skiing thread, I found a motherload of categorized links. But "Crappy art"? Ever heard of Henri Matisse? That's the first piece up there.

Anyway....

ROUND 37

37? Eh, I can't be bothered to count back right now. I'll call it 37. And the theme is Formalwear. Either gender (or both) is fine, I'm looking more for creativity than hotness. Softcore or hardcore, as long as there's some NSFW and some formalwear.

Extra points: There's a couple of images that I have in mind. Find those for bonus points. Also, there's a number of sets that I don't want to see; they all come from one specific vendor. There's a negative point involved with posting those. (EDIT: JStrider tripped over it: don't post from justmarriedsex.com.)

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Old 07-17-2006, 05:58 AM   #232 (permalink)
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Kyla Cole is always ready for a party....

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Old 07-17-2006, 06:12 AM   #233 (permalink)
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The Bride.....





And the Bride's Maid....



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I'd prefer formalwear that could actually be worn to a formal event, but I'm not taking points off Mondak's faux-formal lingerie.
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Old 07-17-2006, 07:37 AM   #235 (permalink)
 
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I am only posting one pic.



But here is the set.
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Old 07-17-2006, 07:41 AM   #236 (permalink)
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Damn sticky I knew I should have RSVP'd, but thought it might be boring.
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Old 07-17-2006, 02:59 PM   #238 (permalink)
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Here is the gallery: http://www.fuckingmotherfucker.com/g...pink-dress.php
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Sorry, JStrider, you just tripped over the landmine. There's something about justmarriedsex.com that I really don't like, I'm not sure how to define it, but there's a -1 point associated with posts from that website (which leaves you at 0 for this round). You can make it back with additional posts, if you trigger my special photos or quality ratings. Or if you find the full-length video for Sticky's post .

(There are no more 'negative point' categories.)
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