I know the game already started, but mind if I play?

http://www.theediproject.com/alskfj0439.jpg

No problem Mondak. You just start at zero points, but you can always catch up (I'll add a Rule up top to clarify that). However, that image doesn't work for this content; the television screen is off. You still have time to change your image before the round ends.

(Also, the chick in red needs to eat something; I could play xylophone on her ribs.)

Charlatan, I can't assign bonus points for the screen content, 'cause I can't see it. Is that OK, or do you have a larger version?

Apmle, that was very ample.

There are no bonus materials on the screen that I can see...

Drat - I need to read better. Well I suppose I will go for bonus points. I am pretty sure she is watching herself (naked) on the tv.
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/9614/31bc.jpg

Just in case the image does not come through:
http://img280.imageshack.us/my.php?image=31bc.jpg

BTW, that firefox thing with the image is pretty neato. Guess I don't have to host it myself afterall.

I know I am behind in points, but it is fun anyway. Thanks

I tried to offer her something, but got shot down. I think she is perfect though and we should not hurt her body image by being so judgemental.... (I am funny)

So I know I was not in this thing in the earlier rounds, but here is what my entries would have been:

I am doing it just for fun since it is way too late to get points:
Beer
http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/9757/0011tk.jpg
Middle Finger (Double)
http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/746/144xu.jpg

This game is going to be fun.....and a time waster....

Damn, I was trying to go for the gold (I was looking for a couple having sex watching themselves have sex on TV). Could not find it.

Here is one that qualifies
http://img6.imagecash.net/files32901/780656948.jpg

i think mondak deserves at least .5 points per entry (late, but worthwhile attempts). just a thought.
btw, sticky, nice submission. b likey! :thumbsup:

Thanks bparker805, I had two others but chose that one.

Thanks for the thought, but I should play by the rules (for once in my life). Besides, this is fun!

well on second thought, if i were to turn a paper in late, my professors would knock me for it....hmmm.... i hear by make a motion for mondak to receive negative points! :crazy:

Hard for me to tell if that's her or not. It clearly isn't a camcorder feed, because the body positions are different. Are there more posts in that series that might clarify the issue?

http://fapomatic.com/thumbs/20/jjphone.jpg

This may not qualify as nsfw(most likely doesn't,) but it's the only thing I could find in the time I had. If it doesn't count, oh well. I'll try again next round :)

Yeah, cybermike, I'm looking for actual exposed body parts. I might have given a half-point for a nude on the television, but that's not there either.

I heard late entries were being allowed :thumbsup:

Picture in picture...
http://www.links.net/vita/trip/japan...aptlady-lg.jpg

and just for fun...

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/iba0200l.jpg

~healer

They certainly are, but it doesn't excuse not reading the rest of the thread. :eek: As I reminded Mondak a few posts above yours, the TV has to be on and displaying a picture. I'll be closing this round tomorrow morning, so you still have time to repost.

I have a habit of making an arse of myself, and it seems to have reared its ugly head. Pic changed.

Ha! But you also need to have a real naked person in front of the TV that is on...

Yeah -The thing that led me to believe it was her was that in one of the pictures you can get a good look at the patern on the couch. Then in another you can see that pattern pretty clearly on the tv.

Also the window panes look like the same room. Finally, it just looks like it is her when you see all the shots of her.

http://www.dailyxxxphotos.com/hidden...MzMzOTE6MzoxMA

http://fapomatic.com/thumbs/20/image15_1.jpg

I didn't think I'd make it back before the round was over.. It was hard as hell finding a pic that qualified. :)

Just in time, pal...

Round Closed.

Scoring for This Round:
Apmle: 5 points for 1st post, +1 for onscreen nudity. Almost took points off for the bizarre edge-cropping on that photo, but I won't. :D Also, when you upload to ImageShack, feel free to use the LAST link provided (Direct link to image); that'll put the full size image in this thread.

bparker805: Oops, Photobucket has killed your image, and I don't remember what the original image was. 4 points for 2nd post, with a possible bonus point if you show me the original again, or somebody else vouches for you.

Charlatan: 3 points for 3rd post, +1 arbitrary point for dipping into modern art photography rather than porn.

Mondak: 1 point for post, +1 for onscreen nudity, and perhaps your eyes are better than mine, I can't tell, but I'll give you +1 for "self on screen". And the middle finger girl is way cute, thanks.

Sticky: 1 point for post. That's clearly a television, but it seems to be feeding a screen (does that say Microsoft?).

healer: 1 point for post. It appears we've lost the image (actually, the entire website that you posted from seems to be missing), but I'll allow the screen-within-screen. +1 for onscreen nudity.

cybermike: 1 point for post, +1 for onscreen nudity.

7 entries! Nice work, folks.

Running Totals:
Apmle: 10
Redlemon: 10
bparker805: 9
Charlatan: 8
Sticky: 6
Fremen: 5
cybermike: 5
Mondak: 3
healer: 2
Marvelous Marv: 1

And.... over to Apmle!

Round 4: Painting

The theme is painting, the person doing the actual painting must be nude, or be standing in front of art nude. If its a photo of a person using a nude model while painting, doesn’t count. If its a person wearing paint on their body, that doesn't count either. If it is a person creating a sculpture in the nude is acceptable too.

+1 bonus point if there is nudity in the art
+1 bonus point if the nude person on the art is them


Example


http://static.flickr.com/32/40295386_ac5250b1d3_m.jpg

http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/4...mpatch26yz.jpg
Tim Patch. He's painting WITH his penis.

I think he is trying to give Gorbie a new birthmark

http://fapomatic.com/thumbs/20/nakedpainter329.jpg

I don't think it's a self portrait.. I could be mistaken.. Lord knows I have been in the past.

I am not the first but I hoping for all the bonus points.

The women are the art and therefore there is nudity in the art.
The people in the art are themselves.

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/5539/example32xz.jpg

I don't know, he specifically said "If its a person wearing paint on their body, that doesn't count either". But, Apmle will be the judge, as it is his round.

Hey, was mine good enough to count? He's naked, but not all that visible. Details on his work here: Penis artist's work shocks father - The Other Side - Breaking News 24/7 - NEWS.com.au. It's OK if I have to search again, but his methods were too good to pass up.

Ill count it plus one bonus point, since what she is painting is nude. I just didnt want to see women walking around with painted nips or some model wearing a painted on sports jersey. Those are to easy to find.

When is the round over?

Minimum of 24 hours, then it ends whenever you say it ends.

Great, I was kinda hoping for that. I was thinking that she is not really wearing it but that a drawing is being painted.

as far as that television pic, i don't even remember how I found it and photobucket dumped all my nudes... those fuckers. So, come on, people! Vouch for my tv pic...

***self edited. link was changed to something that should never appear anywhere!!!***

I blame Apmle for what I posted! I had LOTS of pictures of hot gals painting actual paintings. I choose THIS one instead (I'll take my bonus point and get the satisfaction that I am still laughing at this one!)

http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/3615/pp199nb.jpg

The goggles! Zhey do Nuthzin!!!

Don't look at these if you have not yet entered. This way someone can still use them as an entry if they come across them on their own.

Here is a link to what I would have posted if Apmle had not changed the rules to include body painting:

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=034vt.jpg

And then some of my other favorites.
http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?i...ateur163uc.jpg

http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=087sh.jpg

http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=444wp.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/my.php?image=image164px.jpg

http://img367.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pp155au.jpg

Mondak, you should have went with any of the others that you posted links to and gotten bonus points for not posting the one you did.

Will this do?

http://kickassartshow.com/photos/show4/17_b.jpg

Round Closed.

Scoring for This Round:

Redlemon: 5 points for 1st post. Nice touch with the guy painting with his peen.

cybermike: 5 points. 4 points for the second post and 1 more cause the painting is a nude.

Sticky: 4 points. 3 points for being the 3rd to post, and 1 addtional cause the girl that she is painting on is nude. My personal favorite of the ones posted

bparker805: 3 points. 2 for being the 4th poster, and 1 more cause the hag is painting on a hottie.

Mondak: 2 points. 1 for posting and 1 cause she is painting something else that is nude. Almost gave you a extra bonus thought they might be twins. Then saw the differents in boobie size, and knew it couldn't be. Those links that you posted were HOT I wish you would have used one of those.

healer: 2 points. 1 for posting. Almost didnt see that while one girl is holding a painting another one is painting someone else.

We had six people in this round, great work by all.

Running Totals:
Redlemon: 15
bparker805: 12
Apmle: 10
Sticky: 10
cybermike: 10
Charlatan: 8
Fremen: 5
Mondak: 5
healer: 4
Marvelous Marv: 1

I think the way it works is that the winner of the round host the next round.
In that case over to Redlemon....

Round 5: Product Placement

The theme is product placement. I want to see a brand-name product intentionally in the picture. Simple presence in the background will not be sufficient. Also, actual professional advertisements are discouraged. Please state the category of product as well.

The following picture would not be accepted, as the "Bob Marley" poster was not the focus of the photo:
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4674/39wl1.jpg

The following picture would be accepted (although I'd like to see more nudity):
http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/2057/47qc.jpg

I'll clarify further if necessary. I will also suspend the 'rexing' rule at my discretion, if the product placement is "close-but-not-quite".

Additionally, each category of product can only be used once in the round. I have claimed "sports drinks", I don't think that will cause too much issue for anyone else. :D

There is a secret product category that will receive 2 bonus points. You will just have to trust me on that.

This will be a long round, as I usually don't TFP on weekends.

SPECIAL NOTE: Do not use Photobucket to post your images. I think they are monitoring incoming hits from TFP. Even though I hadn't posted a nude from them in here, I had 'set aside' this example image in Photobucket, and they deleted it. Imageshack seems fine so far.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ine/Closed.jpg

Caddy

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/1...lac18kx.th.jpg

Cars are taken my apmle

Not up to my usual quality standards, but I was looking for the speed bonus.

Since the product was "placed" somewhere naughty, can I lobby for an additional bonus?

http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/8382/0116nb.jpg

Edited for the image link being messed up

Apmle and Mondak are both accepted. No bonus points for insertion, however.

Alcoholic beverage
http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/8741/example24ri.jpg