YAAARRRR...wait! time out, guys! I think I got a splinter.

Skulking amidst the steppes, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a studded crowbar, cometh Oracle2380! And he gives a cruel howl:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!!!"

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking through the tarmac! It is Fyrehair, hands clutching a burning branch! She roars vengefully:

"I'm seriously going to hump you like a wrecking ball!!"

LOL....I'm going to hump someone like a wrecking ball?! Ewww....I think.....

Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting amidst the freeway! It is 777, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts homicidally:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I come like a storm and lay waste like a hurricane!!!"

Hey, that's kinda cool. Now with my "real" name:

Zang! Who is that, running on the hotel lobby! It is Edgar, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He roars ominously:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! I carve into flesh like a mad dog who can only get madder!!"

Sprinting across the terrain, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a piece of chainlink fence, cometh fhqwhgads! And he gives a bloodthirsty grunt:

"I'm going to spank you beyond your expiration date, and add a notch to my bedpost!!"

Sounds about right.

Striding across the freeway, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Eviltwin! And she gives a booming grunt:

"Blood and souls for my dark lord! You are made of meat and I am very hungry!!!"

Sprinting through the cliffs, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Ample! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I bring darkness and mayhem until my loins find satisfaction!!!"



"human speck of dust"....that made me giggle

Who is that, stalking through the tarmac! It is Hotzot, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He cries gutterally:

"I'm seriously going to beat you until armored tanks pull us apart!!!"

It sure beats my last battle cry of "Oh Shit"

Prowling out of the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a vorpal blade, cometh Dane Bramage! And he gives a booming howl:

"Hail the blood-letting! I desecrate faster than the super-flu!!"

Skulking over the cliffs, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Frogza! And he gives a cruel bellow:

"I'm going to bruise you so hard, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!"

Stalking amidst the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh easytiger! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh like the world's mightiest bad-ass!"

Striding out of the mountains, brandishing a meaty axe, cometh SSJTWIZTA! And she gives a bloodthirsty roar:

"I'm going to pulverize you beyond mortal comprehension, and plunge you into financial ruin!"

clutching a vorpal blade! He grunts vengefully:

"I'm going to torment you until your mom feels it in her womb!"

"By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate like a mad dog who can only get madder!"

Striding over the plains, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Fire! And he gives a spectacular bellow:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I plunder until my glands are satisfied!"

Spoooooon!!!!