Originally Posted by Salvation122

I've told this story a couple of times in Vent, but I don't think I've ever told it on the forums. It is a wonderful story, about how I once punched a girl in the face over the internet. Luckily, I have found the log. Here we go:

[19:41] Idiot IM Girl: k justins list got on my aim somehow so am i showing up on ur list now too? and i know you dont like me but i just wanna know this cuz i dont know anyone else but u
[19:41] Salvation122: I don't even know who you are.
[19:41] Salvation122: But, no, you're not on my buddy list.
[19:42] Idiot IM Girl: who is this
[19:42] Salvation122: Joe.
[19:42] Idiot IM Girl: ok whatever
[19:43] Idiot IM Girl: this is trent
[19:43] Idiot IM Girl: i know it is
[19:43] Salvation122: Does Trent normally use proper grammar?
[19:44] Salvation122: Who am I talking to, at any rate?
[19:44] Idiot IM Girl: shut the fuck up .. k well i wouldnt know cuz i dont fuckin talk to trent .. and yea he prob. does when he is being joe.
[19:44] Idiot IM Girl: sydney ..
[19:44] Idiot IM Girl: dumbass
[19:44] Salvation122: Sydney who?
[19:44] Salvation122: Where do you live?
[19:45] Salvation122: What's Justin's last name?
[19:45] Idiot IM Girl: well u would know since ur under his buddys list right??? and since his llist is mixed up with mine so i have all his contacts ..
[19:45] Idiot IM Girl: and he prolli has mine
[19:46] Salvation122: Justin Seals?
[19:46] Salvation122: That still wouldn't tell me where you're from, or what your last name is.
[19:46] Idiot IM Girl: trent ur gay.. go listen to the kmk or smoke weed or coke or somthing.
[19:47] Idiot IM Girl: well snort coke! not smoke it
[19:47] Salvation122: I'd really rather have hot kinky buttsex with you.
[19:48] Idiot IM Girl: ohh so u do know me ?
[19:48] Salvation122: hahahaha fooled you
[19:48] Salvation122: goddamn that was ez
[19:48] Idiot IM Girl: fooled me with what
[19:48] Idiot IM Girl: i knew you were trent
[19:49] Salvation122: wutevr
[19:49] Idiot IM Girl: shut up ..
[19:49] Idiot IM Girl: i knew ..
[19:49] Salvation122: seriously tho i've wanted to fuck you for like the longest time
[19:50] Salvation122: cum on
[19:50] Salvation122: nothin to say?
[19:50] Idiot IM Girl: trent .. seriously tho do i come up on ur list
[19:50] Salvation122: u were alrdy on my list
[19:50] Idiot IM Girl: cuz i have justins whole list... PLUS I ONLY FUCK ASSHOLES WITH THE LAST NAME CLARK
[19:51] Salvation122: oh come on
[19:51] Salvation122: i wouldn't telll him
[19:51] Idiot IM Girl: shut up trent i know ur sitting right there with justin .. and tell his to check his e-mail
[19:51] Salvation122: justin's not here
[19:51] Salvation122: seriously
[19:51] Salvation122: call his cell
[19:52] Idiot IM Girl: like i want anything to do with him
[19:52] Salvation122: hahaha
[19:52] Salvation122: seriously tho u should come over and get drunk
[19:53] Salvation122: it'd be fun
[19:53] Idiot IM Girl: maybe sometime .. u are pretty cute ..
[19:53] Salvation122: awww
[19:54] Salvation122: how old r u again? i forget at the moment
[19:54] Salvation122: too much weed ahahaha
[19:54] Idiot IM Girl: 16
[19:54] Salvation122: o right
[19:54] Salvation122: duh
[19:55] Salvation122: so honestly sydney
[19:55] Idiot IM Girl: or too much coke!
[19:55] Salvation122: ur intrested n me?
[19:55] Idiot IM Girl: maybe
[19:56] Salvation122: well i guess i can be kinda a dick
[19:56] Salvation122: sorry bout that
[19:56] Idiot IM Girl: k i know you just doing this to tell justin .. and everything else
[19:56] Salvation122: guys do dumb things around hot girls
[19:57] Salvation122: no i'm just doing this cuz i'm high and bored
[19:57] Salvation122: i do like u tho
[19:57] Salvation122: y don't u cum over and hav a toke?
[19:58] Salvation122: cum on
[19:58] Idiot IM Girl: haha funny
[19:58] Salvation122: nah seriously
[19:58] Salvation122: no one's home, it's boring
[19:59] Idiot IM Girl: call justin im sure hed like to get high
[19:59] Salvation122: he can't
[19:59] Salvation122: grounded
[19:59] Salvation122: bsides i'd rather smoke with girls neway

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[20:00] Idiot IM Girl: ohh for his dad finding him talk about coke or whatever..
[20:00] Salvation122: yeah
[20:00] Salvation122: and then justin said he snorted it off a hooker's ass
[20:01] Salvation122: which is damn funny but stupid to say to a pissed off dad
[20:01] Idiot IM Girl: he e-mailed me last time tell me about how he loves me till the day i die and he really really needs me to be his friend
[20:01] Salvation122: didn't here that
[20:02] Salvation122: seriously, come over,may be we cn sneek him out of his house
[20:02] Idiot IM Girl: he said to his dad that or he was writing that to someone else and his dad found it
[20:02] Salvation122: he said it to his dad
[20:02] Salvation122: yelled at him
[20:02] Salvation122: it was fuckin hilarious
[20:02] Salvation122: but stupid
[20:02] Idiot IM Girl: TRENT im FUCKING done with JUSTIN! I HATE HIM HE IS A ASSHOLE WHO I NEVER SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN INVOLVED WITH
[20:02] Salvation122: wut?
[20:02] Salvation122: wut the hell?
[20:03] Idiot IM Girl: i hope justin moves to vegas ..
[20:03] Salvation122: OMG
[20:03] Salvation122: DID HE DO LINES OFF YUR ASS
[20:03] Salvation122: BECUZ THAT WUD B FUCKIN FUNNY
[20:03] Idiot IM Girl: SHUTUP TRENT
[20:03] Salvation122: OMG HE DID DIDN'T HE
[20:04] Salvation122: otherwise you wouldn't have gotten all pissed
[20:04] Salvation122: awesome
[20:04] Idiot IM Girl: trent ur not making sense
[20:04] Salvation122: that's cuz i'm high
[20:04] Salvation122: seriously, cum over
[20:10] Idiot IM Girl: why so u have some chick there to beat my ass or what
[20:11] Salvation122: i dont hit girls
[20:11] Salvation122: shit
[20:11] Salvation122: thats not cool
[20:11] Salvation122: nah, i'm just bored
[20:12] Salvation122: and honestly kinda pissed at justin
[20:12] Salvation122: and i figure yur pissed at him 2
[20:12] Idiot IM Girl: well justin does haha me has hit me.... and u prob have some chick there to do it for u .. why are you pissed at justin
[20:12] Salvation122: he puked in my car saturday night
[20:12] Salvation122: and then didn't clean it up
[20:13] Salvation122: fucker
[20:13] Salvation122: anyway
[20:13] Salvation122: i figure if yur pissed at him 2 we cud hook up and it'd be like stabbin him in the back
[20:13] Idiot IM Girl: haha what did u give him A beer ..
[20:13] Salvation122: no dude
[20:14] Salvation122: we stole sum of my dad's scotch
[20:14] Salvation122: and he did like six shots really fast
[20:14] Salvation122: and then puked all over the place
[20:14] Salvation122: dumbass
[20:14] Salvation122: doesnt kno how to pace himself
[20:14] Idiot IM Girl: yea bad choice he cant drink one without puking .. and i would hook up with you to stab him in the back but u wouldn't really do it
[20:15] Salvation122: sydney
[20:15] Salvation122: HE PUKED ALL OVER THE INSIDE OF MY CAR
[20:15] Salvation122: u do not fuck with a mans car
[20:15] Salvation122: its serious bizness
[20:15] Idiot IM Girl: u dont have a car
[20:16] Salvation122: my dads car
[20:16] Salvation122: and then i had to clean it up yesterday
[20:16] Idiot IM Girl: hahaha that sucks
[20:16] Salvation122: after it had been in the garage overnight
[20:16] Idiot IM Girl: thats fuckin gross should have made him eat it up ..
[20:17] Salvation122: believe me nothing smells wurse then 12-hour old puke
[20:17] Salvation122: so like i said i'm pissed at him
[20:17] Salvation122: so cum on over and we can get together
[20:17] Salvation122: fuck the little bitch where it hurts
[20:17] Salvation122: hahaha
[20:19] Idiot IM Girl: where did justin meet his little bitch ?
[20:19] Idiot IM Girl: i heard she is like the dumbest person in Gilbert
[20:19] Salvation122: i dont remember
[20:19] Salvation122: sum concert i think
[20:20] Salvation122: or sumthing
[20:20] Idiot IM Girl: ohh really he went to a concert this week .. i doubt it he has no money
[20:20] Salvation122: sydney i honestly dont kno
[20:20] Idiot IM Girl: k
[20:20] Salvation122: so r u cuming ovr or wut?
[20:21] Idiot IM Girl: you should come talk to me at school tomorrow infront of justin .. if ur really bad at him ..
[20:21] Idiot IM Girl: mad**
[20:21] Salvation122: i'd rather hook up w/u and hav both of us tell him about it
[20:21] Salvation122: haha show him pictures
[20:22] Salvation122: that'd be hilarious
[20:22] Salvation122: and bsides that way we'd both get laid
[20:22] Salvation122: which is a nice perk
[20:22] Idiot IM Girl: haha yea but NO .. we should just pretend to date for a while
[20:23] Salvation122: pffft
[20:23] Salvation122: if ur going to get even w/ sum1 u should do it right
[20:23] Salvation122: go 4 the gold and shit
[20:23] Idiot IM Girl: and i will act like i dont give a shit if you smoke weed .. do some coke .. or hang out with gurls and then u can even dump me ..
[20:24] Salvation122: haha
[20:24] Salvation122: that cud work
[20:24] Salvation122: but we shud like kiss or wutevr nfront of him tomorrow
[20:25] Idiot IM Girl: i think we should .. i always thought you were hott.. and i could tell everyone that ur my boyfriend!
[20:25] Idiot IM Girl: ok .. come up to me and then we will kiss ..
[20:25] Salvation122: nah
[20:25] Idiot IM Girl: chicken
[20:25] Idiot IM Girl: ?
[20:25] Salvation122: it'd look weird 2 justin if i was trying 2 find u
[20:25] Salvation122: so cum find me
[20:26] Salvation122: and just like grab my head and pull me down and kiss me
[20:26] Salvation122: hahahaha
[20:26] Idiot IM Girl: well lets meet somewhere ..
[20:26] Idiot IM Girl: where justin always is .. so its mutual
[20:26] Salvation122: okay
[20:26] Salvation122: shit, i cant think right now
[20:26] Salvation122: where wud be a good place?
[20:26] Idiot IM Girl: are you sure you wanna do this?? CUZ I DO
[20:27] Salvation122: shit sydney
[20:27] Idiot IM Girl: what
[20:27] Salvation122: if u really want 2 do this y don't u just cum ovr now
[20:27] Salvation122: and we can practice
[20:27] Salvation122: hahaha
[20:27] Salvation122: but yeah i do
[20:28] Idiot IM Girl: haha yea but i am a pro so i think i can wing it
[20:28] Salvation122: still tho
[20:28] Salvation122: cud b fun
[20:29] Idiot IM Girl: well we will find out tomorrow right ? give us somthing to look forward to
[20:29] Salvation122: true
[20:29] Salvation122: hahahaha i totally have a boner now
[20:29] Idiot IM Girl: so where are we going to meet ..
[20:30] Salvation122: i dunno
[20:30] Salvation122: like in the morning right?
[20:30] Idiot IM Girl: yea !!
[20:30] Salvation122: so
[20:30] Idiot IM Girl: how about right after 1st hour ..
[20:30] Salvation122: nah man
[20:30] Salvation122: before class even
[20:30] Salvation122: so he'll have all day to be pissed
[20:31] Salvation122: and then we can do it again before we go home
[20:31] Salvation122: hahaha
[20:31] Idiot IM Girl: okay im there...
[20:31] Idiot IM Girl: but where are we going to kiss at?
[20:31] Salvation122: so like right by the door by the parking lot?
[20:32] Idiot IM Girl: justins not there in the mornings
[20:32] Salvation122: o right
[20:32] Salvation122: well right after 1st works then
[20:32] Salvation122: just come up to us when we're walking in the hall and grab me and kiss me
[20:32] Idiot IM Girl: k how about right in the middle of tiger hall
[20:33] Salvation122: do we usually go by there? hahaha i'm so spaced out right now
[20:33] Idiot IM Girl: cuz he stands by the wall by the pole.
[20:33] Salvation122: oh right
[20:33] Salvation122: yeah that's cool
[20:33] Salvation122: and you should like wrap your leg around me and shit
[20:33] Salvation122: hahahaha
[20:33] Salvation122: u should come over
[20:34] Idiot IM Girl: i will see how the kiss goes tomorrow and then i will tell u if or when im comin over .. so u might want to practice with ur elbow or somthing hahahaha
[20:34] Salvation122: hahaha
[20:35] Salvation122: hey sydney, u had sex w/ justin right?
[20:36] Idiot IM Girl: yea
[20:36] Salvation122: how big wuz he?
[20:36] Salvation122: he's all ways braggin about his damn dick
[20:36] Salvation122: i'm like fag i dont care
[20:37] Idiot IM Girl: hhahahaha
[20:38] Idiot IM Girl: he would always be like its small huh
[20:38] Salvation122: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[20:38] Salvation122: fuckin fag
[20:38] Idiot IM Girl: what did he say to you about me
[20:39] Salvation122: normal stupid guy shit
[20:39] Idiot IM Girl: like .. what
[20:39] Salvation122: u were grabbin the headboard and screaming from the dozens of times you orgasmed, tht shit
[20:39] Salvation122: the kind of crap where its obviously horseshit
[20:39] Idiot IM Girl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[20:40] Idiot IM Girl: i must have missed that one
[20:40] Salvation122: yeah
[20:40] Salvation122: figured
[20:42] Idiot IM Girl: so are you gunna pretend to be my boyfriend or what
[20:48] Salvation122: ok
[20:48] Salvation122: ill see u tomorrow
[20:52] Salvation122: o i forgot
[20:52] Salvation122: just come up and kiss me tomorrow, like its a suprise
[20:52] Salvation122: ok?
[20:53] Idiot IM Girl: no ok u should me like and sydney hung out last nite .. and then be like well im gunna go talk to my gurlfriend and then i will be in the middle of those two poles in tiger hall and we come give me a hug and then we will kiss .. k?
[20:54] Salvation122: no trust me
[20:55] Idiot IM Girl: no trust me .. cuz i can walk up to a bunch of stoners its too weird
[20:55] Salvation122: justin's WTF will be much louder if you just show up and kiss me and then talk about how we're going out
[20:55] Idiot IM Girl: i never did even when i was with justin
[20:55] Salvation122: cum on
[20:55] Salvation122: itll be funny
[20:55] Idiot IM Girl: u have gym right 1st hour
[20:56] Idiot IM Girl: ???
[20:56] Salvation122: uh right
[20:56] Idiot IM Girl: how about me meet each other before the actual bell rights and we can walk up to him with all ur guys friends holding hands and kissing and stuff
[20:56] Salvation122: so just like find me after class and just kiss me real quick in the halls
[20:57] Salvation122: just find me after 1st hour
[20:57] Salvation122: trust me it'll be a lot easier
[20:58] Idiot IM Girl: ok
[20:58] Idiot IM Girl: c u tomorrow
*** Idiot IM Girl has gone offline ***

SessionStart (Salvation122:Idiot IM Girl): Tue Apr 05 16:23:29 2005
[16:23] Idiot IM Girl: OMG U FUKCING ASSHOLE
[16:23] Idiot IM Girl: I HOPE U FUKCING DIE
[16:23] Salvation122: What?
[16:24] Idiot IM Girl: I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN NOT TO TRUST U
[16:24] Salvation122: Who the fuck are you, and why are you so upset with me?
[16:24] Idiot IM Girl: IT'S SYDNEY TRENT
[16:25] Idiot IM Girl: THE GIRL THAT KISSED YOU TODAY
[16:25] Salvation122: Oh my dear sweet Christ, you actually did that?
[16:25] Idiot IM Girl: U SHOULD KNOW U FUCKING PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE
[16:26] Salvation122: He... you have to be kidding. This is too goddamn wonderful to be true.
[16:26] Idiot IM Girl: AND JUSTIN BROKE UP WITH ME
[16:26] Idiot IM Girl: I HOPE YOUR HAPPY YOU FUKKING BITCH!!!!
[16:26] Salvation122: You know all those times last night I said I wasn't Trent? I wasn't Trent. I was messing with you the whole time. I cannot believe you actually kissed the guy.
[16:27] Salvation122: And then he punched you!
[16:27] Salvation122: This should teach you a valuable lesson: don't pester people on AIM.
[16:27] Salvation122: This has got to be the single most awesome thing that I have ever accidently done. I punched a girl in the face over the internet!
[16:27] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on

For those who don't get it, that means she blocked me.

But wait! The story sort-of almost continues!

Session Start (Salvation122:Idiot IM Girl): Wed Apr 06 16:57:03 2005
[16:57] Idiot IM Girl, under a new handle: trent this is Sydney and i just wanted u to know the hacker that got into our computer and combined our buddy lists came on pretending to be u so if u have any wierd things happen...thats why i have changed mine
[16:57] Salvation122: Jesus fucking christ.
[16:57] Salvation122: My name is not Trent.
[16:57] Salvation122: You are incredibly dumb.
[16:57] Salvation122: Please go away.
[16:59] Salvation122: I don't know who Trent is, but I assure you that I have owned the Salvation122 screenname since 1997. I am not him. This is not his screenname. Remove it from your buddylist.
[16:59] *** Error while sending IM: This user is currently not logged on