Your best pick-up lines
 

Lets hear some of your best and cheesest pick up lines...
'Your legs look kind, the kind that should be wrapped around me'
(from askmen.com)

nod, cock head slightly to one side, point at person and... "How you doin?" (emphasis on middle word)

Nice pants. Wanna fuck?

crackpot: Do you want a worm-do?
Her: Whats a worm do?
crackpot: It does this... (move my finger like a worm~~~~~~)

(censored)

my brother actually managed to snag his girlfriend with the line "If I was Peter Pan, You'd be my happy thought". totally retarded. although, they were in Disneyland at time time....

My face is leaving in 15 minutes... wanna be on it?

Pssshhh... My DICK is leaving in 15 minutes...

Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

I Have Money

Works Everytime :D

Hey dawg lets get down..im a single man.

My doctor said I wasn't contagious anymore.........

Knew a guy in college that would walk up to girls and ask, "Do you take the gravy?"

Actually worked once or twice, but didn't seem worth all the slapping he got.

got any Finnish in ya?...........want some?

Mustache rides, still only a nickel!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Lets fuck

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You with all those curves and me with no brakes.
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I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?

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Id never personally use one to pick up a girl, but maybe with a girlfriend.

Well, my most useful pickup line is "Hi." But I've always wanted to use "I seem to have lost my Congressional Medal of Honor somewhere. Could you help me find it?"

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

not mine, but i've heard..."so...ya gonna help me or are ya gonna make me goo my belly?" BEST LINE ever, couldn't stop laffin.

"How'd you like some Itallian Sausage?"

*my eyes!*

Damn, red on green is hard to read

*holds knife to throat*

"Get in the van."

:D

(Or have I stepped over that proverbial line again?)

F@#k me if I am wrong but it looks like you want to have sex with me.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause your the only ten-I-see.

Not mine, but these are my favorites.

Bond. James Bond.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?

baby, you must be a parking ticket because I look at you and think 'fine, fine, FINE!