Ninjas better watch the fuck out!!
 

Ninjas apparently ain't shit against the ATF: Ninja gets busted


ATF > Ninjas > Pirates

It should be obvious...those weren't real ninjas!

BOO!!!!

Ninjas are the BEST. Unless there are still samurai around, in which case I will entertain other arguments.

Ninjas > Marines

Need I remind you how badly G.I. Joe used to kick the crap out of Cobra??? Even the Army is better than ninjas!

Marines >>>>> Army > Ninjas

Must be a false ninja. A true ninja would have flipped out, killing every living thing in the city block radius, just because they could.

The Brownies will go APESHIT on you!

Ninjas? Crybabies!

They actually had a ninjas vs pirates event? Why bother? Everyone knows pirates are far superior in every way. Thats why there is a talk like a pirate day. I've never heard of a talk like a ninja day.......or a talk like a marine day for that matter.

Hello, exactly!

Ninjas are too shy to talk much anyways. They're like conversational death at parties. And yet I keep inviting them... :rolleyes:

Ninjas? At a party? Are you nuts?

What you need is a Shaolin Monk. Absolutely amazing.

For the right price he'll just stand there while your guests take it in turn to kick him in the nuts as hard as they can.

Doesn't even flinch.

They're like balloon benders for the new millenium.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM5Al...haolin%20monks

Dude... everybody knows that G.I. Joe is just anti-ninja propaganda. It can't be believed in the slightest.

Pirates >>> Ninjas > US Armed Forces > beanie babies > French Mimes.
There is your progression.

I think he must have been there for the pirate part of the event.

Crackprogram, I always knew I was just one step away from loving you, but now you just pushed me over the edge. :crazy:

Help me! I've fallen in love and I can't get up! :lol:

you almost got that right....here is the correct version:

Chuck Norris >>> Pirates > Ninjas > US Armed Forces > beanie babies > French Mimes.

When was the last time you saw a Marine getting chumped like a little bitch by an ATF agent? Sorry, but your progression is all out of whack :p

Chuck Norris is actually a ninja in disguise (they are masters of it after all.)

So really its ninjas >>>> pirates >> ninjas pretending to be weak to fool you so that when they kill you it will be all the sweeter > US armed forces > beanie babies > french mimes

So really its ninjas >>>> pirates >> ninjas pretending to be weak to fool you so that when they kill you it will be all the sweeter > US armed forces > beanie babies > french mimes > marshmallow bunnies.

no.... marshmallow bunnies > french mimes