Ever wondered why the ocean is salty? (NSFW) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

suviko · 06-05-2003, 10:48 AM

Note: The url doesn't work when clicked cos they got an annoying "don't steal the bandwith" notification. Cutpaste it to your browser.

http://iupload.net/052003/whale.jpg

This explains a lot..

BBtB · 06-05-2003, 10:53 AM

I've seen that picture before. The unedited one and all. Its still quite disgusting really. But is it real?

3leggedfrog · 06-05-2003, 12:23 PM

lol I'll think of that next time i am in the ocean.

Midnight_Son · 06-05-2003, 12:43 PM

400 gallons.....this is why the AVN wont let whales do porn....anymore.

crackpot · 06-05-2003, 08:58 PM

Whale dude, your fly is so open.

AnUnkind · 06-05-2003, 10:58 PM

So... did they just find a dead whale with an erection... or did they put that whale in with a lady whale then yank that poor guy out when he was trying to get laid or what?? I don't understand...

teflonian · 06-05-2003, 11:32 PM

Hmm... You know I think that is flacid... Better not get that guy excited.

suviko · 06-06-2003, 01:18 AM

More reasons not to drink sea water. Not only whales but also some smaller mammals might have put their "thumb" into the soup...

CSflim · 06-06-2003, 03:01 PM

Muhahahah! nice pic suviko

BBtB · 06-06-2003, 03:45 PM

Two things to note in that second picture. First why are there several green people in there? Was this a human/martian love in? And second, a second thing that deserves a circle is the guy about 4 people to the right of the guy with the erection.... staring at the guy with the erection.

Stiltzkin · 06-06-2003, 04:44 PM

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suviko · 06-06-2003, 10:44 PM

BBtB:

There's also some people with bodypaints, but that green stuff is prolly some sort of "beauty mud". (All the green people or martians seem to be female.)

Stiltzkin:

On more men than women: ever been to a nude beach and wondered that same thing? Gender ratio is usually 3 to 1 in there.

I don't think the whale picture is a fake, but that info below it could be. However, if you start thinking about it, a böue whale is so big that there has to be a lot of that stuff when they mate in water and some and most of it won't go or keep inside the female..

Spatula_boy · 06-07-2003, 06:55 PM

well I'm scarred for life

06-05-2003, 10:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
suviko Banned	Ever wondered why the ocean is salty? (NSFW) Note: The url doesn't work when clicked cos they got an annoying "don't steal the bandwith" notification. Cutpaste it to your browser. http://iupload.net/052003/whale.jpg This explains a lot..

06-05-2003, 10:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	I've seen that picture before. The unedited one and all. Its still quite disgusting really. But is it real? __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-05-2003, 12:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	lol I'll think of that next time i am in the ocean. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

06-05-2003, 12:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	400 gallons.....this is why the AVN wont let whales do porn....anymore. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

06-05-2003, 10:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
AnUnkind Crazy Location: INCONUS	So... did they just find a dead whale with an erection... or did they put that whale in with a lady whale then yank that poor guy out when he was trying to get laid or what?? I don't understand... __________________ yeah, you SHOULD feel stupid....

06-05-2003, 08:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Whale dude, your fly is so open.

06-05-2003, 11:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
teflonian Appreciative Location: Paradise	Hmm... You know I think that is flacid... Better not get that guy excited.

06-06-2003, 01:18 AM	#8 (permalink)
suviko Banned	More reasons not to drink sea water. Not only whales but also some smaller mammals might have put their "thumb" into the soup...

06-06-2003, 03:01 PM	#9 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Muhahahah! nice pic suviko __________________

06-06-2003, 03:45 PM	#10 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Two things to note in that second picture. First why are there several green people in there? Was this a human/martian love in? And second, a second thing that deserves a circle is the guy about 4 people to the right of the guy with the erection.... staring at the guy with the erection. __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-06-2003, 04:44 PM	#11 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	(censored) __________________ The most important thing in this world is love. Last edited by Stiltzkin; 06-07-2003 at 07:01 PM..

06-06-2003, 10:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
suviko Banned	BBtB: There's also some people with bodypaints, but that green stuff is prolly some sort of "beauty mud". (All the green people or martians seem to be female.) Stiltzkin: On more men than women: ever been to a nude beach and wondered that same thing? Gender ratio is usually 3 to 1 in there. I don't think the whale picture is a fake, but that info below it could be. However, if you start thinking about it, a böue whale is so big that there has to be a lot of that stuff when they mate in water and some and most of it won't go or keep inside the female..

06-07-2003, 06:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
Spatula_boy Crazy	well I'm scarred for life