If you were opening a Strip Club what would you name it ?? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cheezhead · 03-25-2006, 05:06 PM

I like the name

fresnelly · 03-25-2006, 05:25 PM

Oh, something like "Tits Up" or "Tits Ahoy!"

Or, for truth in advertising: "The Money Hole"

Glad-I-Ate-Her · 03-25-2006, 06:55 PM

Den of Pleasure
Boobage Bar
Tripper's Strippers
Naval Base
Larry's Long Legs Lounge
Hooter's Cooters

Glad

Charlatan · 03-25-2006, 07:01 PM

Glory Hole

Crack · 03-25-2006, 07:04 PM

Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here.

Now there is the real truth in advertising

Fremen · 03-25-2006, 07:15 PM

All tease, no please.

Charlatan · 03-25-2006, 07:20 PM

I'd call it:

Fremen's Giant Hamburger

Sion · 03-26-2006, 03:08 AM

! Nipples !

Charlatan · 03-26-2006, 05:50 AM

Some more titles:

Crack!
The Dry Hump
Touch Myself
The Money Pit

DonovanDuVal · 03-26-2006, 07:20 AM

I'd have it as a military themed strip bar and call it 'The Stench Trench.'

Veritable Delights (VD)

Doubt with a business mind like that I would be in the black very long.

rlbond86 · 03-26-2006, 11:00 PM

Tittie Barr

or maybe

Boobieland

ryfo · 03-26-2006, 11:26 PM

AMates Place cos then when the missus asks where ya going you say to a mates place and everyones happy

Gatorade Frost · 03-27-2006, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanDuVal

I'd have it as a military themed strip bar and call it 'The Stench Trench.'

Veritable Delights (VD)

Doubt with a business mind like that I would be in the black very long.

I dunno, if you were in a military town and you had a strip joint with the initials VD I suspect you'd do pretty well since it's a pretty creative name and it applies to the military theme. I wouldn't necessaily have a military themed bar inside since if you're in the military I bet you want to get away from the military life, but the name would be fitting I suspect.

Too bad you can't make the V in the sign a pair of legs up in the air and spread open.

Fremen · 03-27-2006, 02:18 AM

The Peter North Pole Dancing Emporium

ratbastid · 03-27-2006, 06:17 AM

Hootie McBoob's

... G'night, Hootie.

Sticky · 03-27-2006, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatorade Frost

Too bad you can't make the V in the sign a pair of legs up in the air and spread open.

Who says you can't. I see tons of similar signs downtown.

in London Ontario there is a place called The Beef Baron.

Giant Hamburger · 03-27-2006, 09:53 AM

Planet Jiggly

BigBen · 03-27-2006, 10:53 AM

The Supermarket

In keeping with the "I'm just going to the supermarket" theme.

But you could have a theme with the "Dairy Section", The Meat Department, The Bakery (nice buns) ... on and on.

Get it? The double entendres are endless.

hunnychile · 03-27-2006, 01:38 PM

I'd use the same name our ski boat had, in Texas:

"The Job Site"

Charlatan · 03-27-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen

The Supermarket

In keeping with the "I'm just going to the supermarket" theme.

But you could have a theme with the "Dairy Section", The Meat Department, The Bakery (nice buns) ... on and on.

Get it? The double entendres are endless.

Great cans!

Look at the Tomatoes!

BigBen · 03-27-2006, 02:18 PM

Keep 'em coming, Charlie...

"Clean-up, Isle 7; Clean-up Isle 7"

Coppertop · 03-27-2006, 02:19 PM

The Jiggly Room

pnksntded · 03-27-2006, 02:23 PM

why not "famous buffalo wings"? after all.. thats what we all go there for right?

Rodney · 03-27-2006, 07:10 PM

The Pink Wall
Nipple Barn
Larry's Dairy
Pope Eddie's Vatican of Flesh
The Pole Vault (too subtle?)

Carno · 03-27-2006, 07:16 PM

Nips Ahoy!

Sion · 03-29-2006, 04:07 AM

The Meat Curtain

03-25-2006, 05:06 PM	#1 (permalink)
cheezhead Psycho Location: FL	If you were opening a Strip Club what would you name it ?? I like the name

03-25-2006, 05:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Oh, something like "Tits Up" or "Tits Ahoy!" Or, for truth in advertising: "The Money Hole" __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life

03-25-2006, 06:55 PM	#3 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	Den of Pleasure Boobage Bar Tripper's Strippers Naval Base Larry's Long Legs Lounge Hooter's Cooters Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

03-25-2006, 07:01 PM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Glory Hole __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-25-2006, 07:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Abandon all hope, all ye who enter here. Now there is the real truth in advertising __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

03-25-2006, 07:15 PM	#6 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	All tease, no please. __________________ Google

03-25-2006, 07:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I'd call it: Fremen's Giant Hamburger __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-26-2006, 03:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	! Nipples ! __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-26-2006, 05:50 AM	#9 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Some more titles: Crack! The Dry Hump Touch Myself The Money Pit __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-26-2006, 07:20 AM	#10 (permalink)
DonovanDuVal Crazy Location: UK	I'd have it as a military themed strip bar and call it 'The Stench Trench.' Veritable Delights (VD) Doubt with a business mind like that I would be in the black very long. __________________ "I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other."

03-26-2006, 11:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
rlbond86 Insane	Tittie Barr or maybe Boobieland

03-26-2006, 11:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
ryfo Psycho Location: melbourne australia	AMates Place cos then when the missus asks where ya going you say to a mates place and everyones happy

03-27-2006, 02:18 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	The Peter North Pole Dancing Emporium __________________ Google

03-27-2006, 06:17 AM	#15 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Hootie McBoob's ... G'night, Hootie.

03-27-2006, 09:53 AM	#17 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Planet Jiggly

03-27-2006, 02:19 PM	#22 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	The Jiggly Room

03-27-2006, 10:53 AM	#18 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	The Supermarket In keeping with the "I'm just going to the supermarket" theme. But you could have a theme with the "Dairy Section", The Meat Department, The Bakery (nice buns) ... on and on. Get it? The double entendres are endless. __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

03-27-2006, 01:38 PM	#19 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	I'd use the same name our ski boat had, in Texas: *"The Job Site"* __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

03-27-2006, 02:18 PM	#21 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	Keep 'em coming, Charlie... "Clean-up, Isle 7; Clean-up Isle 7" __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

03-27-2006, 02:23 PM	#23 (permalink)
pnksntded Upright Location: i live in milwaukie oregon	why not "famous buffalo wings"? after all.. thats what we all go there for right?

03-27-2006, 07:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
Rodney Observant Ruminant Location: Rich Wannabe Hippie Town	The Pink Wall Nipple Barn Larry's Dairy Pope Eddie's Vatican of Flesh The Pole Vault (too subtle?)

03-27-2006, 07:16 PM	#25 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	Nips Ahoy! __________________ http://how-to-spell-ridiculous.com/

03-29-2006, 04:07 AM	#26 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	The Meat Curtain __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...