Toaster126

Behold... the best link ever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

Anyone who doesn't love a venomous (males), egg-laying (females), duck-billed mammal is just crazy. Plus the baby ones have teeth... and the adults don't. LOL.

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Sion

what? no tits? you lie.

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CSflim

Well, actually the collective noun for platypus is "a tit of platypi". Fact.

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Toaster126

Didn't you read the article, Sion? Female platypus have tits that produce milk that pools on them, which the babies then lap up. Geez.

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Elphaba

I want IratePlatypus's opinion on this.

Charlatan

This isn't a thread promoting the Irate one?

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Elphaba

All I can say is that no money changed hands.

Toaster126

Allegedly.

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Fremen

Do I need to declare shenanigans??




/magic 8-ball says, "Y'bet your sweet ass, Matilda!"

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Tophat665

Platupusses are OK, but the Mighty Wombat is the king of Austrailian Mammals.

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Crack

what the fuck is a Platypus?

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Willravel

Truely the greatest of God's creations. If it wasn't for the eggs and poison, I'd totally get one as a pet. I'd name it Scooter and walk it downtown.

Toaster126

If I were a mod, I'd ban you for such a statement.

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the_marq

I don't wanna sound like a dick... but I'm pretty sure it's "Platupii"

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Tophat665

RTFA

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And if I were a Wombat, I would make you sorry for saying that. Fortunately for you, I am but a man, and my powers, while extraordinary, pale pefore those of the great digger of Earth, the Mighty Wombat.

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Willravel

You're powers:
1)"I am the Mad Bomber what bombs at midnight!!!"
Wombats powers:
1)superrodent digging ability

I'd say that's about even steven.

Toaster126

If you were a wombat, I'd sic my legions of male platypus on you, and they would all hit you with their poison spurs. I've heard wombats don't like poison spurs.

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the_marq

OK fine, I DO wanna sound like a dick.

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oberon

Dropbear > *

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