Redlemon

Even though April 14th is Cake & Cunnilingus Day? Can't celebrate one without the other...

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Daniel_

Just wait until May 14th - Absinthe and Anal Day!

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Redlemon

Are you sure? I thought My 14th was Tossed Salad and Salad Tossing day...

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uncle phil

steak and a BJ.jpg

and let us not forget "pi" day...

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

No tales of success?

None from me. Things were going pretty well; we substituted bison burgers for dinner. Then my son got sick. Turns out a kid with strep throat gets priority. He's doing better now, yay for antibiotics.

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snowy

We were in the middle of eating our Pi Day blueberry pie when I told my SO it was also Steak and Blowjob Day. He's veggie, so he wanted to know: "If I don't want a steak, does that mean I get double blowjobs?"

For the record, the answer is YES.

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curiousbear

I did not know about it !!!

genuinegirly

Huh? Never heard of this holiday.
But then I found this description:

Ok, yeah. I guess this makes sense for a holiday, though I'm bummed that its schedule matches pi day. I forgot to celebrate both of these wacky holidays.

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Iliftrocks

I think I'm doing it wrong. I have to cook my own steaks, and I haven't had a bj in years.

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Redlemon

I thought I'd put the reminder up 2 weeks ahead of time. March 14th is a Monday this year.

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uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

I'm all lubed up and ready to go.

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

BadNick

For practice I ate a steak yesterday. Rib eye, perhaps appropriately if you believe the bibical legend of woman being made from a rib of man and this holiday could sort of be paybacks.

jewels

So did anyone celebrate this year?

I totally forgot.

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BadNick

Do you have a favorite steak house, jewels? It's never too late to celebrate.

jewels

Yes, of course. Mulligan's in Indianapolis would be the one. Pick me up at 8.

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BadNick

dammit!! It's already 8:18 so I missed our date! If you're in the area, I'll meet you at Smith & Wollensky on Rittenhouse Square in Philly. Steaks are on me!

Redlemon

I didn't get a steak...

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