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Canada Re-afirms Afganistan Commitment - Tims To Open in Kandahar - Coincidence?
Canada Re-afirms their military commitment to Afganistan.
Read the following article and tell me if this may have made teh discussion much easier. Quote:
Coincidence? I think not. Kandahar is just liek downtown Toronto now.
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Fuck, there goes my strategy for saving money when I am in Afghanistan. I will owe Tim's a couple of paychecks.
You know how busy that place is going to be? You put a coffee and an apple fritter in my hand before a patrol, I will perform an indecent sexual act upon you. What a wonderful morale boost! Shit, there will be a line up a block long, 24 hours a day. They would have to get the food services guys working there. Maybe the Canteen guys. You sure the fuck aren't going to send a Tim's employee to Kandahar. Although looking at a cute little civvie bending over to get the choclate glaze timbits on the bottom rack would be allllll right. ![]()
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How much you think that franchise would go for?
Since it will need to be run by the Army, do you think Tim's would just set up a "Pretend" Tim Hortons store (complete with the uniforms, cups, machines, product and the overhead ordering signs)? I think the PR alone would cause me, as Tim's CEO to give that shit to the Army, in exchange for free advertising. I would get a little "Speaker's Corner" thing outside the store in Kandahar, and then have the boys (and girls) send their kisses to their family online. Win-WIN. And Charlatan, You would be the first on my list for potential employees. The casting couch is not easy, but I would make it a special experience for you...
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God damn I love the soft spread of Canadian culture. It's not shoved down anybody's throat. It's requested and provided. Everybody wants it, from Olympic apparel, to Coffee Crisps to Tim Horton's.
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Location: Ontario, Canada
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Just do everyone a favour - if you're going through the drive through, don't make it a damn complicated order like "Oh, I'll have a cafe latte mochachino expresso with lactose free milk, a 12 grain bagel with a freshly laid egg (oh, it's OK, I'll just wait here in my car until the chicken is finished), and a land mine to go.
Just grab a coffee and doughnut and go, don't hold everyone else up!
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If you had a complicated order, you would probably get a prison beat-down. I am not kidding.
A big order? Like you are getting coffee for the platoon? You better stand in a different line. Imagine, the only Tim's on earth where there is a clearing bay outside and EVERYONE is packing heat. ![]() ![]()
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Location: Oregon
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Now why can't we get Tim's down here...there are some in the US back East, but they need them in Oregon. I would KILL for a place with a drive-thru where I could get a large double-double and some Timbits.
Shit, I'd even settle for a Krispy Kreme.
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“Wrong is right.”
Location: toronto
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