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So in chat tonight, we were talking about how casket prices are so high, so a lot of people are going to urns.

billege made a comment that most urn company sites have poor layout and info on the website for the urns, and said it should be like newegg, who gives a good amount of info on the product and is easily navigable...

So i started writing up what urns newegg might offer, if they sold them. lol

Maybe get an Urn from newegg with something written on it, like "Fried like a cheap mobo"

...or just, "pwn3d"

...something with like CounterStrike stats written all over it, and where it would normally say "Larry was killed by _____", it'd say whatever you died from.

...an urn with this on it:


What other types of fun newegg-style gamer/nerd/geek-type styles or captions can you think of for an urn? Could be another site as well, i'm just concerned that it's funny.

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