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zz0011 · 03-07-2006, 03:04 PM

...and he actually doesn't live in the Ozarks...

...but you really owe it to yourself to go see this guys picture...

...my, OH MY!...

Deputy fire chief faces indecency charge

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Deputy fire chief faces indecency charge
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006 10:17 AM

Leroy Donald Johnson was caught this weekend in a barn with his pants down, literally, according to a sheriff's office report.

"You caught me ... I tried to (expletive) your sheep," Johnson told his neighbor, according to the report.

But the Mesa Fire Department deputy fire chief changed his story when a sheriff's deputy arrived on his doorstep minutes later, denying anything happened.

Johnson, 52, was jailed on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after the neighbor told investigators he found Johnson, unzipped and holding a sheep down on its side.

That's the sanitized version. The Maricopa County Sheriff's Office report released Monday night is a little more graphic.

Johnson's neighbor told sheriff's deputies he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson had first knocked on the front and back door of the home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street, in a county island in Gilbert, before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

One of the deputies noted that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol, and neighbors who confronted him said he admitted everything.

According to the deputy's report, "(The owner) took me into the back yard and showed me where he and (neighbor) pulled up. He took me through the corral gate and I saw the victim for the first time. She was a small gray lamb about three feet tall and four feet long."

The men then told the deputy they walked over to the small barn, opened the door and "saw Leroy holding the lamb down on its side in the hay with his pants down trying to have sex with it. That's when he made the statement about (expletive) the lamb."

The men said Johnson stood up and zipped up his pants.

"The sheep ran out of the barn at that point," the report says.

Johnson apologized, according to the report, and said he'd had "too much to drink."

The Mesa Fire Department placed Johnson, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.

Assistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record.

"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

When confronted by a deputy at his home, Johnson initially denied the incident, saying he had been at his neighbor's house to talk about annexation.

Johnson said he went into the barn after hearing noises. The deputy said to him, "I believe something more than that happened," and offered help.

Johnson responded, "I probably do need some help, but I don't know if this is the time or place for it," according to the report.

When asked how the animal got into the barn, Johnson said, "I'm not going there," then asked if he was going to be arrested and demanded to know his legal options.

He continued to deny that anything happened in the barn and was arrested.

"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said. "I think of Ghandi who said you judge the morality of a country by the way they treat their animals. . . . I do look at (bestiality) as some type of animal cruelty."

Now, wait, c'mon! Why bring Ghandi in on this...?...

eribrav · 03-07-2006, 04:26 PM

I actually thought the line about the pending internal investigation was the highlight......

SAM821 · 03-07-2006, 05:05 PM

whats so damn good about a sheep??? This seems to happen often and everywhere!?

No offense to any sheep F*$hers but thats some sick ass shit!

Exorcist · 03-07-2006, 11:05 PM

Ewww.

Or should that be "Ewe."?

Either way, it looks like someone had a little problem that was made highly visible by alcohol. I'm sure that's never happened before.

little_tippler · 03-08-2006, 05:05 AM

that's just disgusting. people do some sick things.

Poppinjay · 03-08-2006, 05:16 AM

Oh come on, who doesn't have a few indiscreet episodes between the sheeps?

jwoody · 03-08-2006, 05:22 AM

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"I think it's disgusting," Sheriff Joe Arpaio said.

Hang on a minute, I've heard this name before.

http://www.mcso.org/

kutulu · 03-08-2006, 07:34 AM

I heard the sheep was a total slut and was acting like a cocktease.

/Don't get me started on Sherrif Joe. It's embarassing to live in his county.

SERPENT7 · 03-15-2006, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SAM821

whats so damn good about a sheep??? This seems to happen often and everywhere!?

No offense to any sheep F*$hers but thats some sick ass shit!

Female sheep have naughty bits VERY similar to an actual woman. It is also worth mentioning that Ghonorrhia was first brought to you by your friendly neighborhood ewe. (That dirty tramp!)

SecretMethod70 · 03-16-2006, 12:10 AM

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Lucifer · 03-16-2006, 06:13 AM

What kills me about this is the sherriff going on like he is a bastion of morality, but then posts pictures of who has been arrested this week and for what charge on his website! Isn't that kind of un-ethical?

Charlatan · 03-16-2006, 06:58 AM

TotalMILF · 03-16-2006, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Lucifer

What kills me about this is the sherriff going on like he is a bastion of morality, but then posts pictures of who has been arrested this week and for what charge on his website! Isn't that kind of un-ethical?

As a Phoenician, I LOVE Sheriff Joe Arpaio. He has done SO much good for Phoenix. So what if he posts pictures of criminals on his website? They're CRIMINALS! As far as I'm concerned, if they didn't want to have their picture up on Sheriff Joe's website, then they shouldn't have committed the crime!

http://www.doney.net/aroundaz/celebr...sheriffjoe.htm

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Some highlights of Sheriff Joe's tenure:

* 1993: On August 6, Sheriff Joe bans Playboy and other "sexually explicit materials" from the jails.
* 1993: Sheriff Joe places 1,200 men in Korean War surplus Army tents to save money and relieve jail overcrowding.
* 1995: To symbolize that he will always be room for more criminals, Sheriff Joe has a "vacancy" sign installed at the Maricopa County tent-city jail. When the sign is destroyed in a riot in November of the following year, the sheriff has a new sign installed.
* 1995: Tents to hold 200 women prisoners are installed.
* 1995: Pretrial detainee Jonathan D. Mauro sues the sheriff because he can't have his Playboy magazine.
* 1996: World's first female chain gang is instituted at Estrella Jail on September 19.
* 1996: Sheriff Joe appears nationally on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect comedy/satire show, then on the Comedy Channel.
Sheriff Joe's female chain gang clean up the Warner-Elliott Loup in Ahwatukee. 7-03
* 1996: Sheriff Joe personally deputizes con man David Pecard. It soon appears that something is amiss when the new deputy promises to shorten a female inmate's sentence then fondles her in an empty office. Pecard is charged on 12 felony counts and faces a court-martial for deserting the United States army seven times under different identities.
* 1997: Sheriff Joe makes his second appearance on Bill Maher's Politically Incorrect, but this time to a larger audience since the show has moved to ABC.
* 1997: U.S. Justice Department sues Sheriff Joe alleging excessive use of force by guards. The sheriff settles the suit by promising to stop hog-tying inmates.
* 1998: Room for incarcerated teens are added in what Sheriff Joe calls his "pup tents."
* 1998: America's first full-time jail high school is instituted, with 30 of the jail's 250 teenage inmates attending.
* 1999: The U.S. Supreme Court sides with Sheriff Joe, saying that he can ban Playboy and other "sexually explicit materials" from the jail.
* 2001: Following the 9-11 terrorist attack, Sheriff Joe orders American flags painted in 2,000 cells. As of July, 2002, 151 inmates had been punished for defacing them.
* 2001 - December 15: Sheriff Joe bobble head dolls go on sale, just in time for the Christmas rush.
* 2004 - July 1 to 11: Country singer and longtime Phoenix resident Glenn Campbell serves 10 days in Sheriff Joe's jail...sort of. Campbell received national attention when he was arrested for DUI on November 24, 2003 after causing a minor traffic accident and leaving the scene. He had a 0.20 blood-alcohol level when he was arrested, far above Arizona's legal limit of 0.08. The Phoenix New Times reported that rather than placing Campbell behind bars or in tent city, Sheriff Joe put him up in the Mesa Hilton for the period of his sentence. Before his release, Campbell gave a free 30 minute concert for about 1,000 inmates at Joe's tent city jail.
* 2004 - July: Maricopa County prosecutors announce that they will not prosecute 60 suspected prostitutes and their tricks arrested by some 400 sheriff's deputies in a 2 month sting operation in late 2003. The problem with the arrests was that the undercover deputies removed their clothing and engage in sex acts on videotape. An expert on the subject of prostitution arrests explained that if the officers that go that far to get the arrest, they have engaged in prostitution and have themselves committed a crime. TV stations could not wait to get the videos on the evening news.
On a happier occasion Sheriff Joe's SWAT tank escorted Diamondback players in the parade celebrating their 2001 World Series victory over the New York Yankees. 11-01
* 2004 - July 23: In executing a misdemeanor arrest warrant on 26 year old Eric Kush for failure to appear in Tempe Traffic Court, Sheriff Arpaio's SWAT team burned down a $250,000 home and crushed a 2001 Mitsubishi Mirage with their SWAT tank. The Sheriff's SWAT team interrupted a quiet summer morning in the gated Fairway Hills community in the Ahwatukee Foothills when they surrounded the rented house in the 16800 block of South Cyan Court which Kush shared with three other residents. The Sheriff's arsenal included a SWAT tank which prior to that occasion had received its heaviest use promoting the department in valley parades. Shortly after noon, the SWAT team entered the home and escorted a young woman and a child from the property, but Kush barricaded himself on the second floor. Deputies launched gas canisters filling the home with a white gas, but Kush remained in hiding. As the white gas turned to black smoke deputies discovered that the second floor was on fire. They warned Kush who then surrendered as the home was engulfed in flames. Fearing that their armed SWAT tank might become a casualty of the fire, deputies moved the vehicle to safety, parking it on an incline. Unfortunately, the tank's electric brakes disengaged when the engine was turned off allowing it to roll into and almost over the much smaller Mitsubishi Mirage. The Mirage was crushed. The $250,000 home was declared a total loss. Kush posted a $1,000 bond and was released from jail the next day.

True, he may not be a "bastion of morality," and he has made some mistakes, but at least he has done a world of good for Phoenix, and he doesn't screw poor little defenseless lambs!

ANYWAYS (sorry about the threadjack) I think this story is disgusting. The guy's obviously got a drinking problem, on top of being an animal abuser and an asshole. I hope little Lamb Chop gave him "the syph." Sick!

zz0011 · 03-16-2006, 01:59 PM

Well, quite the lively thread.

Speaking of lamb chops, did you know that Sherrie Lewis of "Lamp Chop" fame used to love to order lamb chops when she was dining out, especially if the waiter recognized her. Guess it's good she kept a sense of humor about her, eh?

03-08-2006, 05:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
little_tippler Leaning against the -Sun- Super Moderator Location: on the other side	that's just disgusting. people do some sick things. __________________ Whether we write or speak or do but look We are ever unapparent. What we are Cannot be transfused into word or book. Our soul from us is infinitely far. However much we give our thoughts the will To be our soul and gesture it abroad, Our hearts are incommunicable still. In what we show ourselves we are ignored. The abyss from soul to soul cannot be bridged By any skill of thought or trick of seeming. Unto our very selves we are abridged When we would utter to our thought our being. We are our dreams of ourselves, souls by gleams, And each to each other dreams of others' dreams. Fernando Pessoa, 1918

03-08-2006, 05:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Oh come on, who doesn't have a few indiscreet episodes between the sheeps? __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

03-16-2006, 06:13 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	What kills me about this is the sherriff going on like he is a bastion of morality, but then posts pictures of who has been arrested this week and for what charge on his website! Isn't that kind of un-ethical? __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

03-16-2006, 06:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	__________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-16-2006, 01:59 PM	#14 (permalink)
zz0011 Crazy Location: buckle of the snow belt	Well, quite the lively thread. Speaking of lamb chops, did you know that Sherrie Lewis of "Lamp Chop" fame used to love to order lamb chops when she was dining out, especially if the waiter recognized her. Guess it's good she kept a sense of humor about her, eh? __________________ 10th sig ~> "How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms?" -- Aristotle

03-07-2006, 04:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
eribrav Junkie Location: upstate NY	I actually thought the line about the pending internal investigation was the highlight......

03-07-2006, 05:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
SAM821 Surviving Hurricanes Location: Miami, Florida	whats so damn good about a sheep??? This seems to happen often and everywhere!? No offense to any sheep F*$hers but thats some sick ass shit!

03-07-2006, 11:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
Exorcist Upright	Ewww. Or should that be "Ewe."? Either way, it looks like someone had a little problem that was made highly visible by alcohol. I'm sure that's never happened before.

03-08-2006, 07:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
kutulu Junkie	I heard the sheep was a total slut and was acting like a cocktease. /Don't get me started on Sherrif Joe. It's embarassing to live in his county.