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02-16-2006, 02:48 PM
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Deja Moo
Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA
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Slap Your Co-Worker Day
Slap Your Co-Worker Day is coming!!
Tomorrow is the official Slap Your Irritating Co-workers Holiday: Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY! There are the rules you must follow: * You can only slap one person per hour - no more. * You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. * You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. * No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler or a hole-puncher. * If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE! Now, study the rules, break out your list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
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02-16-2006, 02:58 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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jeebus, don't let mal see this thread...
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02-16-2006, 03:13 PM
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Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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just what are you saying?
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02-16-2006, 03:45 PM
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Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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 Finally a holiday i can actually get behind... and hallmark doesn't make a card for it... 
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02-16-2006, 04:10 PM
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...is a comical chap
Location: Where morons reign supreme
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Man, if it was slap an irritating fellow student day, I'd be jumping for joy. As it is, I have a feeling my hand could get sore tomorrow
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02-16-2006, 08:17 PM
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Tilted
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Can I only slap co-workers from my current job, or can I go back and plant a few on former co-workers? [That could be a very long list!]
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02-17-2006, 02:42 AM
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Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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Ummm -- not even a little bit... though he's a lot better looking than me... and GH really is beginning to scare me with the way he can so easily find disturbing pictures
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02-17-2006, 04:37 AM
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Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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02-17-2006, 04:52 AM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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I sent this out to my guys here at work, and they've all agreed to stay away from me today hehehehehehehe
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02-17-2006, 05:14 PM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. |
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