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Who started the Kill, Fuck or Marry thread on the ol'TFP?
That was a pretty fun thread.

Any takers?

TV News:

Laura Logan

Tom Brokaw

Christina Anapour

Laura Logan: marry

Tom Brokaw: marry

Christina Anapour: marry


hey dont knock it

it takes all kinds im sure they look great after a romp in the hay

Kill Laura Logan... dunno who she is
Fuck Christina Amanpour... just cause she's a chick
Marry Tom Brokaw. He has the most money.

Ice Cube

Ice-T

Vanilla Ice

the queen

the pope

princess stephanie of monaco

Forgot to mention the rules:
Must answer the last poster that posted correctly (KWSN) and then post 3 more choices.
Resume play

Marry Gary Coleman... for being Gary Coleman
Kill Todd Bridges... nothing better to do with him
Fuck Dana Plato... if she were alive

How aboooout.... crappy Canadian singers!

Alanis Morrisette
Celine Dion
Joelle Rabu

I'd kill Vanilla Ice (that's a shocker)

I'd marry Ice-T 'cause he's cool

I'd fuck Ice Cube 'cause he's who's left



President Bush

Colin Powell

Dick Cheney

bush fuck just for the name

colin fuck just for a name that almost colon

dick fuck just for the name


britney

christina

cher

KILL CHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck Britney

Fuck Christina

Marry Britney

Marry Christina



How about...

The Father

The Son

The Holy Ghost

The rules of the game are you must Kill one, marry one, and fuck one... not kill all three, etc. Then post 3 more people for the next person to decide.

Play right, or don't play at all.

It's great to have a teacher watching out for those who do try and play by the rules!;)
You're great, Jadzia!:D

I loved this game. So I'm starting it back up... do as they said before, play it RIGHT.

Here goes:

Angus Young

Bon Scott

Brian Johnson

so good to see this game back!

kill Bon Scott - not much work here.

fuck Brian Johnson - good for a short screaming match.

marry Angus Young - a keeper to be sure!

and...
Beyonce

Kelly

Michelle

kill Beyonce

fuck Michelle

marry Kelly

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Laura Innes
Laura Brannigan
Laura Schlessinger

ok, had to research these lovely ladies.
so,
Kill Laura Schlessinger. strange.

Fuck Laura Brannigan. what an icon.

Marry Laura Innes. i need a rich doctor sugar mummy.


so...
Drew
Cameron
Lucy

Kill Drew
Fuck Cameron
and Marry Lucy


so...
KWSN
Bones
Bundy

Marry KWSN
Kill Bones
Fuck Bundy

...based on avatars :D

Alvin
Simon
Theodore

Cherrio!

Fuck Mrs. Garrett (oh yeah, oldey but goody)

Kill Dudley, cause he was traumatized enough by the Bike shop guy, aka-Mr. Carlton from WKRP)

Marry Mr. Drummond cause he's rich.

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Tony Dorsett
Tony Danza
Tony Bennett

yes :D

kill

kill

kill


paul,ringo and yoko

Kill Yoko - who wouldn't

Fuck Ringo - you know what they say about big noses....

Marry Paul - he's my soulmate.


George W Bush
Tony Blair
Johnny Howard

kill 'em all

conan 'obrien, strom thurmond, oprah winfrey

Strom Thurmond is already dead, but let's kill him again.
Fuck Conan yes I pick conan over oprah...
and Marry Oprah.. I don't have to fuck her do I?

Joe bob Briggs
Billy Bob Thorton
John Wayne Gacy

Kill Joe Bob Briggs. Just because.

Fuck John Wayne Gacy. No, seriously, fuck John Wayne Gacy.

Marry Billy Bob Thornton. Hey, he still has traces of Angelina on him. Mmmm... Jolie....

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Steven Seagal
Stephen Baldwin
Steve Carrel

Marry Frylock, 'cause he's so damn smart.
Kill Shake, although that's been done before and hasn't worked
Fuck Meatwad. Hmmmm, interesting.

Carl I'll just leave alone, maybe go over and use his pool.

Here's a trio:

Neil Peart
Geddy Lee
Alex Lifeson

Kill Geddy Lee because he is hideous and distubing to small children and pets.

Fuck Neil Peart because drummers are cool.

Marry Alex Lifeson because he's got lovely hair.

Howard Dean
John Kerry
Hillary Clinton

fuck hillary

marry the other two


Neil Simon

Neil Armstrong

Kneel Before Zod

Kill "Kneel Before Zod." It's a phrase, not a person

Marry Neil Armstrong. That way I could challenge Buzz Aldrin and not get punched

Fuck Neil Simon, because he's Neil Simon.

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How about...

Ashley Judd

Judd Nelson

Cletus T. Judd

fuck the olsen twins

kill koch

marry the smurf


Mary Tyler Moore

Dick Van Dyke

Julie Andrews

Kill Dick

Fuck Mary Tyler Moore like there is no tomorrow

Marry Julie Andrews because she would make a great mom, or grandmother...or nanny.

Snow White
Sleeping Beauty
Princess Jasmine from Alladin

kill Jasmine
fuck sleeping beauty
marry Ms. White (she's so fucking wholesome...)


Jesse Ventura
Fairuza Balk
Melanie Grifith

fuck Fairuza Balk
marry Ventura.....he's govener for christ sake
kill Grifith she f'n annoying

fuck Cheese's sig
Marry Cheese
Kill his webcam

Hamburger
onion rings
chocolate milkshake

Fuck - Giabnt Hamburger
marry - KWSN
Kill - Shingo
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Betty White
Barbara Bush
Elizabeth Taylor

Hail Bones' Cetified Public Accountant!

If you are going to fuck me you had better spell my name right.
I demand an edit, and flowers.
-GH

Fuck Betty White...I hear she's freaky.

Marry Elizabeth Taylor...she's rich and not bad looking for her age.

Kill Barbara Bush...with love.

What to do with the Latin Trifecta?

Ricky Martin
Mark Anthony
Enrique Iglecias

Kill Enrique - what good is he to humanity?

Fuck Mark Anthony - (to quote cybermike) no, really, FUCK MARK ANTHONY.

Marry Ricky Martin - he´s just so dreamy.


so...

Hugo
Balzac
Tolstoy

yes Boney, Honore de Ballsack. the great French novelist.
Ballsack may be justly compared with Dickens for humour, but Dickens was broader in caricature; and with Thackeray for satire.

some of Ballsacks work includes; ´Don´t be Blue´ and ´Goddam i´m Itchy: the issues of crabs´.

Fuck Hugo
Marry Balzac. How great would it be to be Ms. Balzac?
Kill Tolstoy

Famous Carpenters

John Carpenter
Karen Carpenter
Joseph the Carpenter