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rat 07-10-2003 03:31 PM

Fuck Karen

Kill john

marry joseph

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Bundy

Manson

Dahmer

Conclamo Ludus 07-10-2003 06:50 PM

Marry Bundy, change his first name to Peg.

Fuck Manson...just to say "Hey I fucked Manson."

Kill Dahmer in prison...

Mao Tse Dung
Adolph Hitler
Martha Stewart

richeee 07-10-2003 07:11 PM

Kill Adolph
Fuck Mao (in the arse, for all the crappy import shit)
Marry Martha- she'll be gone for a while!

U.S.~
Kelly Rippa
Regis Philbin
Kathy Lee

Or International~
Prince Charles
Prince Whatever
Prince Whatthefuck

bundy 07-10-2003 07:15 PM

Um... Richeeeeee - donŽt tell me i need to tell you that every single one of those names is known outside the US. yes, the US media is globally dominant.

but iŽll do both...

Kill Regis - mug da pimp for his millions.
Fuck Kathy Lee - thats a story for the pub.
Marry Kelly - what a honey. and shes just so chipper as well.

and

Kill Charlie - what a loser, the world will not miss his sorry soul.
Fuck Whatthefuck - well, lets see if heŽs named appropriately.
Marry Whatever - then i can plot my world domination.

richeee 07-10-2003 08:06 PM

:lol:!!!!
didn't realize the US Media disease spread so far beyond our shores--I apologize for such crap...
Where's Your 3, Bundy?

bundy 07-10-2003 08:16 PM

oh DOH...

my 3 are....

Billy Ray Cyrus
Tim McGraw
Garth Brooks

KWSN 07-10-2003 09:56 PM

Kill Billy Ray by means of tearing out his achy-breaky heart... right out of his chest.

Fuck Garth... have him put that cowboy hat over his face while I'm doing it, though.

Marry Tim... but just for the ulterior motive of getting at Faith...


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John Elway
Dan Marino
Joe Montana

cheese 07-11-2003 01:39 AM

kill Marino (he was in Ace ventura :pet detective)
fuck elway....
marry montana (thats a big state you know THINK OF ALL THE PUSSY A WHOLE STATE PHEW WEE)

Ronald McDOnald
Captin Kangaroo
Bruce Banner (the hulk)

BonesCPA 07-11-2003 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger

If you are going to fuck me you had better spell my name right.
I demand an edit, and flowers.
-GH

You are lucky I gave you dinner beforehand. And I told you not to call me again! Flowers? You'll get flowers when I get some medicine for these sores that popped up after you left.

I guess I will be the bigger man. Here are your flowers Giant Hamburger:

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~lo...id/flowers.jpg

(Tip the delivery girl well.)

BonesCPA 07-11-2003 07:36 AM

Kill Bruce Banner -> before he kills me
Fuck Captain Kangaroo -> he's just so cuddly
Marry Ronald McDonald -> you know dinner will be ready when you get home

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Curly
Curly Joe
Shemp

KWSN 07-12-2003 09:02 AM

MARRY THEM ALL... sorry, there's no way I could kill off a stooge.

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Whoopie Goldberg

Yahoo Serious

Aylin Yay

ratbastid 07-12-2003 09:14 AM

Kill Yahoo Serious

Fuck Whoopie Goldberg (ok, ok... Make Whoopie with Goldberg)

Mary Aylin Yay, though I don't know who that is. At least I could claim to be Mr. Yay.

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Bill Gates
Michael Dell
Steve Jobs

KWSN 07-12-2003 09:33 AM

KILL BILL GATES

Fuck Michael Dell (Dude... I'll be gettin' some Dell)

Marry Steve Jobs, just because.

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Mao Tse-Tung
Vladimir Illyich Lenin
Ho Chi Minh

Pyrate 07-12-2003 09:34 AM

KILL KILL KILL!

Kermit

Big Bird

Jackie Chan

Pyrate 07-12-2003 09:36 AM

Did I getddit wrong? Can I KILL them all, or do I have to KILL one, marry one and fuck one?

KWSN 07-12-2003 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pyrate
Did I getddit wrong? Can I KILL them all, or do I have to KILL one, marry one and fuck one?
kill one, marry one, fuck one.

BonesCPA 07-15-2003 02:05 PM

Kill Jackie Chan - too hyper
Fuck Big Bird - just to hear the sounds he would make
Marry Kermit - if it is good enough for a pig....

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Luke Wilson
Owen Wilson
Wilson (from "Cast Away")

Munku 07-15-2003 03:50 PM

Marry Luke.. hmm...
Kill Owen.. Dumb name...
Fuck Wilson.. A little work and he would make a great fuck toy

Bill Gates
Shannon Elizabeth
Osama Bin Laden

bundy 07-15-2003 09:15 PM

easy...

Kill Osama - who wouldnŽt.

Fuck Bill - iŽd love to just bend him over and smash him.

Marry Shannon - incredible woman. sheŽs a keeper.


Virginie Ledoyen
Laetitia Casta
Audrey Tautou


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