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Fuck Karen
Kill john marry joseph --- Bundy Manson Dahmer |
Marry Bundy, change his first name to Peg.
Fuck Manson...just to say "Hey I fucked Manson." Kill Dahmer in prison... Mao Tse Dung Adolph Hitler Martha Stewart |
Kill Adolph
Fuck Mao (in the arse, for all the crappy import shit) Marry Martha- she'll be gone for a while! U.S.~ Kelly Rippa Regis Philbin Kathy Lee Or International~ Prince Charles Prince Whatever Prince Whatthefuck |
Um... Richeeeeee - donŽt tell me i need to tell you that every single one of those names is known outside the US. yes, the US media is globally dominant.
but iŽll do both... Kill Regis - mug da pimp for his millions. Fuck Kathy Lee - thats a story for the pub. Marry Kelly - what a honey. and shes just so chipper as well. and Kill Charlie - what a loser, the world will not miss his sorry soul. Fuck Whatthefuck - well, lets see if heŽs named appropriately. Marry Whatever - then i can plot my world domination. |
:lol:!!!!
didn't realize the US Media disease spread so far beyond our shores--I apologize for such crap... Where's Your 3, Bundy? |
oh DOH...
my 3 are.... Billy Ray Cyrus Tim McGraw Garth Brooks |
Kill Billy Ray by means of tearing out his achy-breaky heart... right out of his chest.
Fuck Garth... have him put that cowboy hat over his face while I'm doing it, though. Marry Tim... but just for the ulterior motive of getting at Faith... ----------- John Elway Dan Marino Joe Montana |
kill Marino (he was in Ace ventura :pet detective)
fuck elway.... marry montana (thats a big state you know THINK OF ALL THE PUSSY A WHOLE STATE PHEW WEE) Ronald McDOnald Captin Kangaroo Bruce Banner (the hulk) |
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I guess I will be the bigger man. Here are your flowers Giant Hamburger: http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~lo...id/flowers.jpg (Tip the delivery girl well.) |
Kill Bruce Banner -> before he kills me
Fuck Captain Kangaroo -> he's just so cuddly Marry Ronald McDonald -> you know dinner will be ready when you get home -------------------------- Curly Curly Joe Shemp |
MARRY THEM ALL... sorry, there's no way I could kill off a stooge.
---------- Whoopie Goldberg Yahoo Serious Aylin Yay |
Kill Yahoo Serious
Fuck Whoopie Goldberg (ok, ok... Make Whoopie with Goldberg) Mary Aylin Yay, though I don't know who that is. At least I could claim to be Mr. Yay. --- Bill Gates Michael Dell Steve Jobs |
KILL BILL GATES
Fuck Michael Dell (Dude... I'll be gettin' some Dell) Marry Steve Jobs, just because. -------- Mao Tse-Tung Vladimir Illyich Lenin Ho Chi Minh |
KILL KILL KILL!
Kermit Big Bird Jackie Chan |
Did I getddit wrong? Can I KILL them all, or do I have to KILL one, marry one and fuck one?
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Kill Jackie Chan - too hyper
Fuck Big Bird - just to hear the sounds he would make Marry Kermit - if it is good enough for a pig.... ------------------------ Luke Wilson Owen Wilson Wilson (from "Cast Away") |
Marry Luke.. hmm...
Kill Owen.. Dumb name... Fuck Wilson.. A little work and he would make a great fuck toy Bill Gates Shannon Elizabeth Osama Bin Laden |
easy...
Kill Osama - who wouldnŽt. Fuck Bill - iŽd love to just bend him over and smash him. Marry Shannon - incredible woman. sheŽs a keeper. Virginie Ledoyen Laetitia Casta Audrey Tautou |
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