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Which has more flavor: Water or Coors Light?














Disclaimer: This is not meant to make anybody feel bad for liking water... I mean Cur's light

MexicanOnABike

haha.
pointing out the obvious:

light beer sucks.

Jeff

Busch light tastes more like water than Coors. In fact, so does Bud Light.

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Lucifer

Or as th joke goes: What does American beer and making love in a canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!

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ratbastid

I'm the sole dissenter. Coors Light has more flavor than water. It's nasty flavor that I wouldn't want to drink, but it's flavor.

cyrnel

About the water: Are we talking about the fairly safe stuff from a remote country aquifer, the Silicon Valley variety, or Mardi-Gras mystery street puddles?

Certainly, they're all preferable to Coors Light, but someone might be on the fence.

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Charlatan

I think you are going to have to ask Paddyjoe as he seems to be the expert...

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Fly

Charley...........you are the man...........




take that joe............




......i'll have a water please........with a Guinness chaser thanks.

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paddyjoe

Whose muther-effing fridge is this...............fly?









And what in the hell was Charlie doing hanging around a Coors lite plant? Looking for free samples?

Crazy effing canooks!!!!!!

uncle phil

hehe.../me was just waiting for this...

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ariekitten

oops i thought it said bud light
i have to retract my vote and say water tastes better. i don't like coors light.

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Charlatan

flyman... why do you have bottles of piss in the door of your fridge when you have cans of the stuff? Is it true that piss tastes better in bottles rather than cans?

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Fly

speaking of piss..........


why don't you guys just piss off.

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Charlatan

(flush!) Sorry... you were saying?

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paddyjoe

nice....got them goofy canooks brawlin now

Fly

you wish buddy.................



Canadian blood is thicker than *piss* water my friend.







bring it on Charley............*bastard*

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Charlatan

sheesh joe... always stirring up the shit.

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Fly

he needs a bigger fuckin' stick if you ask me.

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Jove

I prefer Guinness over Coors Light. But, since that is not on the poll, I must mention that water does not exactly have a flavor, unless you are talking about the flavored water you buy from the store, which is the fake water.

Tophat665

What he said. Coors has more flavor - more urine flavor.

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Tophat665

This is the label I am going to use for the cream ale I am going to brew for lawnmower beer this summer.

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Brewmaniac

Coors light=Water, when I want beer I like homebrew first, Anchor Steam Porter second. If I'm hungry pour me a Guinness!

And when I'm feeling poor Labatts on $ale.

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paddyjoe

bitch, I didn't hear anyone ask you.........

Charlatan

Have you been talking to joe's wife again?

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paddyjoe

now careful, I'm touchy in that department........

Charlatan

We all like to touch ourselves... do you really have to tell us about it?

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uncle phil

/me turns down the "drama" knob...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Charlatan

You see? First joe is touchy and now phil is playing with his knob...

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Tophat665

Hey guys, I thought this was a thread about shitty beer, but between Joe's wife and Phil's knob, I'm beginning to think this may be about something else entirely.

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paddyjoe

shitty beer brings out the worst in a man.......




flymans ass is evidence of that...........

bernadette

oh. i see the playground is unruly... as usual.

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splck

Let's not forget these pics...Fly's favourite toque.


and the sacred "jam room"... more like jam tart room if you ask me.
sorry dude, it had to be done...and you knew it.

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nice line eh?

splck

here's another one from the "jam room"


And a few more...just for fun

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nice line eh?

cyrnel

The last two pictures have me concerned. What're you holding there, Fly?

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bernadette

duh dude! a wooden bong of course. what were YOU thinking?

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cyrnel

One hand hidden, possibly working the base. The other working the top...

Is it a broom? My god man!

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bernadette

well, you keep on envisioning it to be whatever you want it to be.
i said wooden bong. i'm stickin' with that.

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cyrnel

I'm stickin' with broom.

Possibly going for monster chops?

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Fly

it's a rake.........we're making hash there.......and i might add........2 fucking years ago.

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paddyjoe

Ahh, you know at the end of the day, no matter what, this pic pretty much sums it all up:





eh.......