Caption this dog!
 

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"ET bone home, ET bone HOME!!!"...

What the f``` are you lookin' at!

"Black males and their white bitches-film at 11!"

"You do that again, I swear I'll rip your f'in eyes out"

"You smell funny, no... you smell stinky!
Now my face is gonna stick like this.
Thanks a hella lot."

"That'll have gravy on it, right?"

"Who farted?"
"Seriously, I sniff my ass but this takes the cake."

What do you mean 'Stop pressing my face on the glass'... motherf#@ker.

"I am a talking dog... and don't call me Shirley."

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

"What makes you think I won't cut you?"

/Ben bows down to Charlatan, lights a candle, sacrifices a lamb

Absolutely perfect caption. Perfect.

Don't get any of that lamb blood on the carpet... make sure put down plenty of plastic.


:lol:


Thank you and goodnight!

"Don't fuck with me kid"

"Man that was some great coke."

You don't have the BALLS to pull the trigger, Mr. Cheney.

"At least I look this way because I'm supposed to. What's your excuse?"

Wormy anus and achy cataracts. How's about you?

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BILF In Training

"I've been home all day working on cleaning the house and making sure there's a nice hot meal for you when you get home and now your hear and only want to take my picture... what no thank you? No, how sweet of you? I'm just another person you use around here just like my white little friend here you won't even put in the picture you're taking? Huh, yeah I thought so.... I'm going to go take a shit in your bed right now."