lindalove

"ET bone home, ET bone HOME!!!"...

Brewmaniac

What the f``` are you lookin' at!

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"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

Fremen

"Black males and their white bitches-film at 11!"

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Google

sillygirl

"You do that again, I swear I'll rip your f'in eyes out"

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

bernadette

"You smell funny, no... you smell stinky!
Now my face is gonna stick like this.
Thanks a hella lot."

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cyrnel

"That'll have gravy on it, right?"

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There are a vast number of people who are uninformed and heavily propagandized, but fundamentally decent. The propaganda that inundates them is effective when unchallenged, but much of it goes only skin deep. If they can be brought to raise questions and apply their decent instincts and basic intelligence, many people quickly escape the confines of the doctrinal system and are willing to do something to help others who are really suffering and oppressed." -Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky and the Media, p. 195

Dennis

"Who farted?"
"Seriously, I sniff my ass but this takes the cake."

ZenFilthPig

What do you mean 'Stop pressing my face on the glass'... motherf#@ker.

BigBen

"I am a talking dog... and don't call me Shirley."

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3.141592654
Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Charlatan

You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Toaster126

"What makes you think I won't cut you?"

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"The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand)
"The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

BigBen

/Ben bows down to Charlatan, lights a candle, sacrifices a lamb

Absolutely perfect caption. Perfect.

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Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

Charlatan

Don't get any of that lamb blood on the carpet... make sure put down plenty of plastic.





Thank you and goodnight!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

feelgood

"Don't fuck with me kid"

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Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

zharvey

"Man that was some great coke."

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"Forty-three species of parrot? Nipples for men?? SLUGS!! God created slugs?!? I mean, are we not in the hands of a complete lunatic? If I had had my way, we would have started with laser beams, 8 o'clock, Day 1." -Evil

clavus

You don't have the BALLS to pull the trigger, Mr. Cheney.

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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

nitelyfe

"At least I look this way because I'm supposed to. What's your excuse?"

vermin

Wormy anus and achy cataracts. How's about you?

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Poppinjay

BILF In Training

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I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

jth

"I've been home all day working on cleaning the house and making sure there's a nice hot meal for you when you get home and now your hear and only want to take my picture... what no thank you? No, how sweet of you? I'm just another person you use around here just like my white little friend here you won't even put in the picture you're taking? Huh, yeah I thought so.... I'm going to go take a shit in your bed right now."

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"A real leader faces the music, even if he doesn't like the tune." - unknown quote