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Old 02-05-2006, 06:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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oi so what would happen if...

you put drugs inside a sniffer dog.
...would it implode?
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Old 02-05-2006, 06:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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naw, man, he'd spend all of his time spinning in circles sniffing his ass.
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Old 02-05-2006, 06:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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until he imploded right?
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Old 02-05-2006, 06:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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a think we have a new age old question. how many spins does it take for a sniffer dog implanted with drugs to implode?
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Old 02-05-2006, 06:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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slim buddy..........you're gonna fuckin' implode one day man.
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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He wouldn't explode. When sniffer dogs smell drugs they get a treat. You stuff a sniffer dog with drugs and that dog will get a severe case of the munchies.
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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slim buddy..........you're gonna fuckin' implode one day man.
if I see that hairy ass of yours one more time i just might.
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:12 AM   #8 (permalink)
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He wouldn't explode. When sniffer dogs smell drugs they get a treat. You stuff a sniffer dog with drugs and that dog will get a severe case of the munchies.
so he might eat himself to implosion?
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Implosion? No... maybe an explosion if it could get enough food.
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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nah man implosion.
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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if I see that hairy ass of yours one more time i just might.


don't tempt me man..........i just might bring it out one day again.



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Old 02-05-2006, 07:27 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i dare you, fly.


slim, he'll just end up licking his ass, whilst spinning in circles until he gets it out. dogs obsess on treats.
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:34 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm concerned about the social aspects of this. What will the other sniffer dogs think?

"I tell ya, the bastards planted it in me!"

Yah, right. He'll implode under the weight of a dozen former buddies gang tackling him to dig out the stuff from his ass so they can be called good doggies. Even if they just corner him somewhere they will never trust him again.

Poor doggie
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Old 02-05-2006, 07:44 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Kramus, I've missed you!

We'll sit the doggie down, pull out our trusty DSM IV-TR and tell all his friends he's got a paranoid personality disorder. Then they'll all be freaked out and let our little sniffer dog spin and lick to his heart's content.
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Old 02-05-2006, 09:17 AM   #15 (permalink)
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you put drugs inside a sniffer dog.
...would it implode?
Yes.......yes it would.
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Old 02-05-2006, 10:08 AM   #16 (permalink)
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i dare you, fly.


yeah..........i figured YOU would......
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:15 PM   #17 (permalink)
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ok...pull my finger...
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Old 02-06-2006, 02:28 PM   #18 (permalink)
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you put drugs inside a sniffer dog.
...would it implode?
Implosion, nonsense. Just (very foul) circular breathing. Give that dog a saxophone.
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