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slimshaydee · 02-05-2006, 06:05 AM

you put drugs inside a sniffer dog.
...would it implode?

noodle · 02-05-2006, 06:11 AM

naw, man, he'd spend all of his time spinning in circles sniffing his ass.

slimshaydee · 02-05-2006, 06:39 AM

until he imploded right?

slimshaydee · 02-05-2006, 06:40 AM

a think we have a new age old question. how many spins does it take for a sniffer dog implanted with drugs to implode?

Fly · 02-05-2006, 06:59 AM

slim buddy..........you're gonna fuckin' implode one day man.

Charlatan · 02-05-2006, 07:10 AM

He wouldn't explode. When sniffer dogs smell drugs they get a treat. You stuff a sniffer dog with drugs and that dog will get a severe case of the munchies.

slimshaydee · 02-05-2006, 07:11 AM

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Originally Posted by flyman

slim buddy..........you're gonna fuckin' implode one day man.

if I see that hairy ass of yours one more time i just might.

slimshaydee · 02-05-2006, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

He wouldn't explode. When sniffer dogs smell drugs they get a treat. You stuff a sniffer dog with drugs and that dog will get a severe case of the munchies.

so he might eat himself to implosion?

Charlatan · 02-05-2006, 07:13 AM

Implosion? No... maybe an explosion if it could get enough food.

slimshaydee · 02-05-2006, 07:16 AM

nah man implosion.

Fly · 02-05-2006, 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by slimshaydee

if I see that hairy ass of yours one more time i just might.

don't tempt me man..........i just might bring it out one day again.

noodle · 02-05-2006, 07:27 AM

i dare you, fly.

slim, he'll just end up licking his ass, whilst spinning in circles until he gets it out. dogs obsess on treats.

kramus · 02-05-2006, 07:34 AM

I'm concerned about the social aspects of this. What will the other sniffer dogs think?

"I tell ya, the bastards planted it in me!"

Yah, right. He'll implode under the weight of a dozen former buddies gang tackling him to dig out the stuff from his ass so they can be called good doggies. Even if they just corner him somewhere they will never trust him again.

Poor doggie

noodle · 02-05-2006, 07:44 AM

Kramus, I've missed you!

We'll sit the doggie down, pull out our trusty DSM IV-TR and tell all his friends he's got a paranoid personality disorder. Then they'll all be freaked out and let our little sniffer dog spin and lick to his heart's content.

Johnny Pyro · 02-05-2006, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by slimshaydee

you put drugs inside a sniffer dog.
...would it implode?

Yes.......yes it would.

Fly · 02-05-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by fredweena

i dare you, fly.

yeah..........i figured YOU would......

uncle phil · 02-06-2006, 02:15 PM

ok...pull my finger...

cyrnel · 02-06-2006, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

you put drugs inside a sniffer dog.
...would it implode?

Implosion, nonsense. Just (very foul) circular breathing. Give that dog a saxophone.

02-05-2006, 06:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	oi so what would happen if... you put drugs inside a sniffer dog. ...would it implode?

02-05-2006, 06:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	slim buddy..........you're gonna fuckin' implode one day man. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

02-05-2006, 07:10 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	He wouldn't explode. When sniffer dogs smell drugs they get a treat. You stuff a sniffer dog with drugs and that dog will get a severe case of the munchies. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-05-2006, 07:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Implosion? No... maybe an explosion if it could get enough food. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-05-2006, 07:34 AM	#13 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	I'm concerned about the social aspects of this. What will the other sniffer dogs think? "I tell ya, the bastards planted it in me!" Yah, right. He'll implode under the weight of a dozen former buddies gang tackling him to dig out the stuff from his ass so they can be called good doggies. Even if they just corner him somewhere they will never trust him again. Poor doggie __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

02-05-2006, 06:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	until he imploded right?

02-05-2006, 06:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	a think we have a new age old question. how many spins does it take for a sniffer dog implanted with drugs to implode?

02-05-2006, 07:16 AM	#10 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	nah man implosion.

02-06-2006, 02:15 PM	#17 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ok...pull my finger... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.