barenakedladies

ok... heres the thing...

go to google and type in "(your name) is a fucking"

your screen name might not come up with anything but your real name should

copy and paste any ones that seem interesting and post them here.

im expecting some pretty funny results.

i used my real name... "louis"


my results:

" Louis is a fucking cock-lord" wow.... thats just harsh

"Lou is A fucking maniac in the finest sense of the word! "

"Louie IS a fucking fireplug"



lets see yours....

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Charlatan

This is the results from the first two pages, I bolded my favourite...

...is a fucking mess.
...is a fucking loon.
...is a fucking sex addict [is there a non-fucking kind of sex?] and has a major substance problem.
... is a fucking asshole.
...is a fucking thief!!!!!
...is a fucking bitch.
...is a fucking stand-up guy.
...is a fucking pussy, and is getting exactly what he deserves.
...is a fucking fagget who truly does beat off behind bleachers during gym class, he also trys to cover his ass by threatening to sue people for “defemation of character”, what a fagget….
...is a fucking PERVERT!
...is a fucking douche bag that lies more than a whore talking to a cop.
...is a fucking genius which helps, but also the beauty of the studio environment is if new ideas come to you whilst recording you have the time to work with them and adapt them into the foundations of the songs.
...is a fucking trip!
...is a fucking spaz.

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slimshaydee

Steven is a fucking dickhead! ... he loves the cock
Steven is a fucking bitch
Steven is a fucking joke!!!
Steven is a fucking HALO
Steven is a fucking nobody,
Steven is A FUCKING PIMP
Steven is a fucking condescending asshole
steven is a fucking liar
steven is a fucking nigger doosh bag he should suck a cock an end his life << haha
Steven is a fucking awesome guy
Steven is a fucking dumb ass whana know it all
steven is a fucking thief.
steven is A FUCKING baaabe!!
Steven is a FUCKING prick
Steven is a fucking stud!!

God of Thunder

Since my first name is Jeff, a lot of results came up. These were on page one.


Jeff is a fucking genius. He should get a fucking Oscar (I agree)
JEFF IS A FUCKING PUSSY HE EATS HIS OWN SHIT AND LICKS HIS OWN DICK: PLEASE BOYCOT(sic) JEFF (Obviously, I don't agree. and, eewwwwww!)
Jeff is a fucking DICK. -Much love. Sam- (Much love???)
Jeff is a fucking genius when it comes to writing music. (I wish, but thanks)
Jeff is a fucking visionary. (Stop, you're making me blush)
Jeff is a fucking drama queen. He's way too sensitive and way too hard on himself. (Bitch! Oh no you didn't)
Jeffis a fucking awesome guitarist. (Actually, I'm a drummer)
Jeff is a Fucking numbskull who thinks Halliburton's corruption is okay
because his kid got To see The new Star wars movie for free. (Them's fightin words. And where's my Star Wars tickets?)

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barenakedladies

JEFF IS A FUCKING PUSSY HE EATS HIS OWN SHIT AND LICKS HIS OWN DICK: PLEASE BOYCOT(sic) JEFF


HAHAHA


funny stuff, i dont know why this is so funny to me...

but it is...

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fresnelly

I got: (name) is a fucking God!

I really didn't feel the need to read beyond that, thank you very much.

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feelgood

feelgood is a fucking pimp

My real name:
is a fucking genius
is a fucking pussy
is a fucking poser
is a fucking visionary
is a fucking drama queen
is a fucking prick
is a fucking numbskull
is a fucking STUD
is a fucking power tripping jew ball licker
is a fucking moron
is a fucking ninja
IS A FUCKING ACE AT THIS INTERWEB SHIT HELL STRAIGHTIN YOUR WORTHLESS ASS OUT GOOD
is a fucking punk
IS A FUCKING STUD!!!!
is a fucking asshole (from a chinese website )
is a fucking idiot
is a fucking honda god
is a fucking great marketer
is a fucking amazing dude
is a fucking legend
is a fucking madman

And the list goes on

TexanAvenger

-Oz is a fucking great one, though with many killer bands, which is growing very rapidly. (You calling me fat!?)
-Oz is a fucking nightmare. (Oh, come on. What'd I do to you?)
-Oz is a fucking sweet show, pretty fucking psycho but one would assume that’s what it would be. (That's right. Don't fuck with me, I'm psycho.)
-Oz is a fucking disgrace. (Fuck you.)
-Oz is a FUCKING MESS (And the horse you rode in on.)
-Oz is a fucking close second. (I let that guy win.)
-Oz is a fucking load of weed...not that I would know...*cough cough*. (Anybody got a drink? Cottonmouth.)
-Oz is a fucking beast. (Welcome to the gun show.)
-Oz is a fucking continent, for the last time, so just go ahead and tear your degree into shreds. Whats that!? Your GED is at your mom's place? Thats too bad, Berkly bum, I suggest you print out your last thread instead, they're worth the same... (I don't really know how to reply, but I like it.)
-Oz is a fucking genius. (If I had a quarter for everytime I heard that...)
-Oz Is a fucking net God. (You all can be my net saints.)

shalafi

This was my favorite one. Now who is this whore Liz????

Stephen is a fucking PERVERT! the only way HE will Get some is from WHORES online
or that WHORE LIZ who HE will call and that HE can MASTERBATE to! ...

Poppinjay

I had a high rate of return on fucking genius and fucking brilliant, with a smattering of fucking pedophile, ass, jerks thrown in.

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barenakedladies

more from my name:

my name is:

"a fucking genius. Oh, and your mother"

"a fucking idoit. he can be funny though, but thats
cause he reads a teleprompter"

"a fucking animal in the sack...so I've heard" (OH YEAH!!!)

"a fucking box of insanity" (I LIKE THIS ONE)

"a fucking gentleman on an off the fucking water, and always goes the fucking extra mile to make the fucking other guy feel important"

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Grancey

is a fucking swamp donkey ?????

I saw this one and didn't look at the rest...

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Daniel_

daniel is a fucking angel of mercy.

Daniel is a fucking catch! He is.

daniel is a fucking god

Daniel is a fucking hero, let me tell you.

Daniel is a fucking good bass player.

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CSflim

I am:
a fucking asshole,
a fucking genius,
a fucking fag,
a fucking loser,
a fucking god,
a fucking douche,
a fucking unbeleivable (sic) lyricst,
a fucking idiot,
a fucking legend,
a fucking moron,
a fucking piece of shit,
a fucking horrible songwriter,
a fucking assinine right wing tool,
a fucking jerk,
a fucking dickhead,
a fucking wimp,
a fucking champ,
a fucking wanker,
a fucking nerd,

I can't deny it. It's true. All of it. Google knows. Google knows everything.

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CSflim

Well you better find out! It's the only way you're getting some, if you don't count those online whores.

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skier

Gregory is a fucking dumbass
Gregory is a fucking nobend, I tell you.
Gregory is a fucking wanker
Gregory is a fucking Ventrue
Gregory is a fucking twat

nobend? Ventrue?
I wish gregory haters could think up insults that made sense

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filtherton

is a fucking dick face cock master
is a fucking shredder
is a fucking cock-spacker
is a fucking ace tune

bernadette

Wahwah.... i just get a page of links. Not a funny listing.
What am i doing wrong?

There is a link to the TFP nonsense " "f***" game" thread though.

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Charlatan

Bernie... you need to put it all in quote, including your name. That way is searches for the phrase rather than just the individual words.

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Willravel

1) "Will is a fucking pimp" (I swear, this is #1)
2) "Will is a fucking labrat"
3) "Will is a fucking moron"
4) "Will is a fucking celebrity"
5) "Will is a fucking pussy"
6) "Will is a fucking herb"
7) Free" Will is a fucking farce"
8) "Will is a fucking cool & nice guy!"

onodrim

"___" is a fucking whore and my cousin.
"___" IS A FUCKING TRASH WHORE
"___" IS A FUCKING HOE
"___" is a fucking great dealer, because i kept winning
"___" IS A FUCKING BITCH!!!
"___" is a fucking idiot
"___" is a fucking bitch and i hope she gets her fat ass hit by a bus.

Well...at least I'm a good dealer.

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Zeraph

___ is a fucking sexy beast
___ is a fucking prince among men, and is forever in my hero books
___ is A fucking wicked drummer
___ is a fucking awesome dude
___ is a fucking genius!!
___ is a fucking kickass driver

They know me so well

noodle

_______ is a fucking whore.
_______ is a fucking awesome host.
_______ is a fucking mess.
_______ is a fucking model and you fucking know she looks amazing.

rock on.

I has to do my ex because I laughed so hard my ice water came out my nose, so it was meant to be.

_______ is a fucking nob end.

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SecretMethod70

----- is a fucking cunt
----- is a fucking gay piece of shit
----- is a fucking guitar virtuoso
----- is a fucking panzy
----- is a fucking stud
On a scale of 1-10 ----- is a fucking
100!!!!!!
----- is a fucking faggot
----- is a fucking awesome vocalist (actually true )
----- is a fucking babe
----- IS A FUCKING GAYASSHOLE
----- is a fucking cooler name
----- is a fucking nerd pussy
----- is a fucking class act
----- is a fucking crazy stud

Gee...I kick ass.

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Sweetpea

apparently... my name comes up with some porn star (who i have not had the pleasure of seeing yet...)

___ is fucking in gangbang action

... and it just continued on...

she apparently works very hard

sweetpea

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Grasshopper Green

Wow. I'm definitely not cool.

I am a:

...a fucking bitch who dropped her ex boyfriend for the love of pete's penis.
...a fucking alcoholic monkey.
...a fucking homosexual who is too worried about being fat.
...a fucking airhead.
...a fucking sucking beeeeetch.

I guess I need to clean up my act; I don't even remember Pete..he must have been an alcoholic one night stand.

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barenakedladies

definitely my new favorites:

"Will is a fucking herb""
.a fucking bitch who dropped her ex boyfriend for the love of pete's penis.
...a fucking alcoholic monkey.

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bernadette

Thanks, Charlatan... still not working for me. Oh well.....

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alpha phi

copy and paste this into google

"bernadette is a fucking"
only change bernadette to your real name


as for me:

is a fucking idiot
Is a fucking hypocrite
Is a fucking fruit
is a fucking riot
is a fucking tool
is a fucking liberal
is a fucking conservative

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Ishmal

joshua is a fucking wanker.

JOSHUA IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!


Joshua is a fucking close minded redneck!

Joshua is A fucking tease!

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Sweetpea

well, it leads you right back to where you started

sweetpea

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shesus

This was the first one and the typos cracked me up:
stephanie is a fucking discusting little bitch i cant stand her, btw, do you ever wash ur hair it sticks in fukin chunks!!!!! ...

Stephanie is a fucking idiot and just can't figure out how to get it to work? (could be true since it was about computers)

stephanie is a fucking jack ass, and her pirate video sucks. ... (definitely not me...I'd make ninja videos)

stephanie is A FUCKING sexy hawt ass bitch (didn't know if this was a compliment or not)

Stephanie is a fucking camera hog. (probably true)


Then I got: stephanie is a fucking whore. Which was verified by these findings:
1) Stephanie is a fucking CIA operative with her tactics, luring me into a sex-filled hotel outing
2) Stephanie is a Fucking animal!" Shawn moans as he reaches for her breasts and squeezes them. (Don't know who shawn is, but sounds like fun)

However, this proved otherwise:
STEPHANIE IS A FUCKING LIAR SHES PROBABLY SOME GUY WHO HAS NEVER EVEN HAD SEX.

That was a fun little game.

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· Lindsay is a fucking bastard!! ( "Lindsay...wheeze I am your father.")
· Lindsay is a fucking bitch! (Yeah, and you're a whore.)
· Lindsay is a fucking whore! (No wait! Apparently I'm a whore.)
· Lindsay is a Fucking twig skank. ( Clearly, this person has never actually seen me.)
· Lindsay is a fucking bitch with fake breasts. (Once again, I am not thin and my wonderful voluptuous breasts are 100% real.)
· Lindsay is a Fucking Goddess.....Everyone Bow! ( Finally, someone casting judgement who actually knows me! Hail to the Goddess!)

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Bacchanal

NICK IS A FUCKING CRACKHEAD xoxoxoxo
nick is a fucking genius
Listen 1st NICK is a fucking flamer faggit now that i got that outta the way i would like to say that your a fucking moron and a coward you sit there and ...
nick is a fucking posing kook. i'm not a surfing elitist, i just can't stand nick who poses and claims to hike a ...
nick is a fucking joke ...
Nick is a fucking douche...look at him pussy-footing out of here
Nick is a fucking geriatric
Nick is a FUCKING FAGGOT (who loves sucking his cum out of his boyfriends ASS)
Nick is a fucking moron
NICK is a fucking g'aycock piece of shit

jwoody

Nice name, shalafi.



Stephen is a fucking lagger and ubr map abuser!

This one really hurt.

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kramus

None of this is my spelling, punctuation or use of case . . . some fun stuff here.

is a fucking hunk!
is a fucking dipshit.
is a FUCKING STUD! .
is a fucking idiot.
IS A FUCKING LEGEND !
is a fucking pussy
is a fucking scavinger
is a fucking loser
is a fucking savage.
is a fucking fish!!!!
is a fucking (mind my language im a bit angry at the moment) pig.
is a fucking tuff boy
is a fucking sexy guy with an amazing body.
is a fucking champ
is a fucking asshole.
is a fucking attention whore.
is a fucking load
is a fucking prick who looks like a bunny and is an asshole.
is a fucking sissy-bag
is a fucking clown.

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...is a fucking douchbag
...is a fucking pimp
...is a fucking nut, and he never shoulda done that shit with janet

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barenakedladies

Stephanie is a fucking CIA operative with her tactics, luring me into a sex-filled hotel outing


wow.... i never knew?!?!?!

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Kadath

Selected highlights:
The first one, setting the tone.
is a fucking little weasel piece of shit.

Interesting ones.
is a fucking nimrod.(my favorite, that insult really went out of style.)
is a fucking anchor. A fucking rock. (I had to read this one, it seems generally positive.)

Then there were the ones that happen because celebrities have my first name for a last name. Those don't really turn out well for me.

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Charlatan

Bernadette doesn't come up but Bernie does:

Bernie is a fucking fag!!
Bernie is a fucking baby killer!
Bernie is a fucking monster.

and

Bern is a fucking fuck.


Do as alpha phi suggests and enter "Bernadette is a fucking" (with the quotation marks) into Google, replacing Bernadette with your real name and see what you get.

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