Crack

No clue how this picture came across my computer, but lo and behold there it was... Sitting there on my C: drive, no clue where it came from, never seen her before. I need to find out who this girl is! Never have I seen a more stunning beauty; innocently perched in front of the skyline of some major city, she almost looks angelic...

Find her for me! If you know her, POST, if you don't then please, share this picture with as many people as possible in an effort to locate her!

I shall reward you with an invitation to our wedding and $45,000 american.

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fresnelly

I can tell you that the photo was taken in Las Vegas. The white building behind her is the Bally's Hotel.



You can thank the "Where am I in....Canada" for giving me the skills to figure that out.

Do you know anyone who's been to Vegas lately?

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Crack

Exelent! and no... but this is a great start!

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Sticky

do you have the name of the file as it was on your c:\ drive?

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Fly

oh man.......show me the way...........






and crack...........grab abot 47 grand,go to Vegas,and seek her out man.

you know you want too.

you know you need too.


DO IT!!!!!!

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Fremen

She's probably one of those gum-smacking "Like, fer sure!", Valley girls.

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MojoRisin

Go to Vegas, maybe she *works there.

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Crack

the file was named f0101.jpg, strange, seeing how that is the only pic on my HDD labeled in that manner, and it wasn't even in a folder, it was just sitting there, all by it's self...

How dare you speak of my future wife in such a manner!

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ratbastid

It's a sign, dude! This professional model... Um, I mean, sweet innocent girl... is probably still sitting there in Vegas, grinning vacantly, waiting for her crackprogram in shining armor!

shesus

Well, now you have a goal set for yourself. It will be a tough journey, but if fate put her on you C drive, then you have to follow through and find this hoo...mmm...I mean girl of your dreams.

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Poppinjay

I'll be there in a few months for a conference. If I see her, I'll let you know how much she charges.

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feelgood

Hey! Isn't that Miss Bootylicious? The stripper I met at a club in vegas a while back? Great tits, its too bad she's only interested in girls thou...

Crack

I hate you all. that is all

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fresnelly

Just to clarify, was this on your work computer? Are others able to login there? Could one of your co-workers have used your computer to receive, scan or send a picture via email/webmail ?

Maybe your I.T. guy could help you out.

Also, try running her face through the "Who do you look like?" thread.

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Brilliant Idiot

I like your taste in women. She's fabulous, in an innocent yet definitely hot kind of way.


.... You could start one of those 'forwardable' email things to all your friends. In all fairness to her, what you need to do is put out your information for her to contact you. Otherwise, you'd just be some creepy guy stalking her.

That said, remember the lessons of the movie 10.

freeload

The picture hosted at photobucket is named f0191.jpg - but googling on either produced no good result - even with safe search off

Good luck

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Tachion

Not to be too much of a party pooper here but since we really don't know too much about each other is it really wise help someone track down a young girl.

Crackprogram is probably a great guy, but I think we owe it to the girl to think of her safety first.

I know I would be very disturbed right now if that was a picture of my daughter.

Charlatan

I will be in Vegas on Tuesday, if I have some time I will swing by Bally's and see if she is still there waiting for you crack...

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feelgood

Yeah, I'm sure crack wants massive junk in his mailbox

THGL

There's usually imbedded info about the photo in the original file and Photoshop will let you view it. The attached photo had nothing (I don't know if photobucket strips that info or not).

Is there anyway of getting the original to me and I'll check?

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Jinn

As the Master of the Internet Universe I will find this picture for you by the end of the night. However, I'm a bit wary of clicking on a website at "camsluts" while at work.

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Poppinjay

Because we'd be talking about your daughter or because your daughter is a Vegas ho?

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Brilliant Idiot

Because tracking people down like this defined as 'stalking'.

If I were this girl and knew some guy, total stranger, was trying to track me down, I'd freak.

Hanxter

leave my sister alone, dammit!!!

edit: Google: Results 1 - 20 of about 33,800 for random girl. (0.48 seconds)

Jinn

Bullshit. I had more, but that's what it comes down to. Bullshit. This isn't stalking.

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vermin

It's not stalking, it's "not-yet-requited-love".

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micah67

She strikes me as European. Nordic...

If you can find that exact spot in Vegas, you might still be able to lift a viable fingerprint. Of course she might not be in the system.

Good news: I scanned alt.binaries.pictures.erotica and that file name isn't in there!

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Zeraph

Could always hire a P.I.

Brilliant Idiot

Uhhh ... yah. By legal definition in Canada, this is it.

Delivery Girl

You guys are all nuts...she looks like she's a little over thirteen with an attitude to boot...you might want to rethink this whole search.

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feelgood

She'll be the first 13 yrs old with big tits I ever seen!

Have you thought about emailing a Fark.com administrator and ask him to post the question and picture on the mainpage? Considering how popular and widespread the site is, you'll probably get something within the day

bernadette

How can you NOT KNOW HOW an image got onto YOUR computer?!

and this girl definitely looks under 18.
This site used to be adamant about posting underage pics... ffs mods made me remove a picture of Judy Garland as Dorothy because she was barely under 18 when the film was made 100 year ago.

Crack, Sorry. This isn't funny nonsense. This is creepy, dude.

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Crack

nuh-huh!

hell, I don't know how old she is, but I would guess she is over 18... just a guess now, I am not an expert.

And yeah, this picture was on my computer, and I don't know how it got there, I have never seen her before that I can remember. I was kidding of course about wanting to find her, I just thought it was a funny thing to post in NONSENSE.. if I were serious, I would have posted in General, or members, and then people would really come out of the woodwork to laugh and harass me! :P

So to recap: Not serious, you guys that took this as serious when posted in Nonsence are wierd. That is all.

(it's most likely a wayward picture that I saved because I thought she was hot some years ago (3 year old computer) so yeah)

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Poppinjay

No kidding. I'm not sure where people suddenly thought this was a visionquest.

At any rate, I think the tell tale stretch marks at the bottom of her stomach would lead to thinking she's of age. Chipmunk cheeks always make a person look young.

And i still think she charges by the hour.

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snowy

She's definitely over 18...she's just dressed to look like she's underage...because dudes are into that, right?

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