How to make a BoCo Sammich
 

How to make a BoCo Sammich

The most important thing to remember when making a World's Famous BoCo Sammich is that you are very lazy and commercial break is only 3 minutes long. Therefore, speed far outweighs quality, so keep it simple and work fast!

Step 1: Grab everything outta the fridge and throw it on the counter. You'll need the follow ingredients:

a) Ham (or other quality sliced meat) in a resealable package
b) Mini sliced hoagie rolls
c) Kraft American Singles (or preferred cheese type)
d) Pre-sliced lettuce
e) Miracle Whip 'Super Easy Squeeze'
f) A somewhat clean plate

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Step 2: Open the hoagie roll(s) and lay them like so...

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Step 3: Fold 2 pieces of sliced meat on hoagie roll, placing them with the folds in opposite directions so the top of the roll will lay flat when installed:

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Opposite directions:

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Step 4: Toss some lettuce on top. Remember: speed is top priority, so using regular lettuce will only slow you down. As a bonus, the sliced lettuce will make eating the finished product messier, which leads to more fun!

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Step 5: Open cheese package and rip cheese in half, placing the halves vertically. Also, now is a great time so squirt some Miracle Whip on the top of the hoagie roll. Remember: using regular, non-squeezable Miracle Whip not only will slow you down, but it'll also force you to use a butter knife to apply, therefore requiring you wash if off. Over time this can lead to deadly 'dishpan hands' syndrome.

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Step 6: Fully install top of hoagie roll and place entire product in microwave. Total cooking time should be 40 seconds on High.

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Step 7: Place heated product on countertop and snap a quick picture (optional).

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Step 8: Sit down in front of TV and eat it. If a female is nearby, it's a smart idea to cram one end of the sammich in your mouth, release your grip, and stare in her direction until she notices you acting childish.

Step 9: During the next commerical break, run (don't walk) back to the kitchen and drop the left-over lettuce bits in the trash. Then place the plate in the dish washer, grab a sodie, and return to your perch in front of the TV. :thumbsup:

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The End.

Where is the *BURP* ??
:)

I'm such a lazy ass I'd use paper plates. :D

Haha excellent.

Plates? I've got two hands and a couch, don't I?

hail hail us lazy asses :D

Paper plates? I thought thats what pizza boxes were for after the pizzas gone.

Man I just grab a paper towel if what I'm eating happens to be messy. If not, well, I dont use anything.

You people are such savages.

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This post is hilarious! Love the pics!

i hail you!

Fun pictures!

Haha nice. Or you could do what I do and have your fridge and microwave right next to the tv so you can take as much time as you want ;)

uh, boco... yer cheese is moldy...

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It's not moldy, its just processed. Processed cheese = gross.

Processed Cheese melted (i.e Cheeze Whiz) is very gross! :P