suviko

My candidate is:

The Limping Coyote

Take a grog glass. 1/2 cheapest gin in the bar & 1/2 cheapest whiskey in the bar. MMMM-mmm!

Daval

I vote anything with Gin in it!

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Ripsaw

Cement mixer.

One shot Bailey's Irish Cream.
One shot Lime juice.

First one shot in your mouth, then the other.
Commence chewing.

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Daval

oh god, i can imagine the chunks of clotted cream! nasty

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WarWagon

Anything that has the $2 long island iced tea mix from Big Bear in it. I'd rather drink my own vomit than have to drink that again.

micah67

I call this "Ocean Sludge"
1/2 Coke
1/2 TGIF's "mudslide"

Mix in a tall glass. The bubbles congeal and look like sewer runoff into the ocean.

I'm not sure this should count as it actually tastes great.

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TheJig

On my 21st birthday, a bunch of people were buying me drinks, and a couple of a-holes tried to get me with a cement mixer. But I was so drunk that I swallowed the shots one at a time, instead of swishing. Since the shots never came in contact in my mouth, the drink was wasted. After my failure to follow their directions, they were pretty pissed (after all, it was a little expensive.)

On a dare one time I drank something called a "Dirty Mattress".

It was pretty rank, but I got major kudos from the drunk rednecks that dared me. I think it was Jager and Bailey's, but if someone knows different than please tell me.

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suviko

Not as bad tasting as the unbeatable Coyote, but repulsive looking and pretty foul tasting..:

Miscarriage (the other variants on the same theme are Embryo, Braintumor & Bartender's Sperm. All use the straw trick)

Build this in tall glass. Pity I don't know the proportions.

Gin on the bottom
Galliano next
Lime/lemon (?) juice on top
Take the a straw, suck it half full of Bailey's Irish cream, cover the straw's end with your finger. Gently insert the straw into Galliano layer, take the finger away and pull the straw out slowly.

Found from the net when trying to locate "Dirt Mattress":

3/4 oz. White Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz. Amaretto
1/4 oz. Bailey's Irish Cream
1/4 oz. Grenadine
Cherries (For layering)

Instructions:
In tall shot or cordial glass layer white cream de cacao, Amaretto and Bailey's. Using a drink straw or a bar spoon drop in grenadine from a height of 3 or 4 inches over the drink allowing grenadine to pull down the Bailey's through the layers, to form the _tentacles_ of the jellyfish. Backlight with a lighter or a match.

That sounds cool, gotta ask for it sometime. When I have money, I love to go bugging the bartenders to do difficult & rare drinks.

CinnamonGirl

Ugh...I don't remember what it was called (and it has about a dozen names anyway), but a shot tequila and tobasco sauce mixed together...bleah.



that sounds pretty good...

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castex

Pepsi, pepsi max, diet cherry pepsi.
Cream sherry.
Lychee liqueur.
Cream soda.
Carrot juice.
Anything with a whole, raw egg in it.

absorbentishe

Can't recall what was in it, but it is called a Surfer on acid. I don't know how I stomached the drink, oh it was really really bad.

Averett

Anything with Rum. The smell of rum makes me want to puke. I can't even eat any chocolates that have rum in it.

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Destrox

It was somthing called windex, it looked just like the actual windex cleaner.

It smelled bad, tasted bad, and left a bad taste.

Never again, i'll stick to normal shots.

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rockzilla

I've heard it called a Prairie Fire. My dad kept feeding me these when he took me out for my 20th birthday. I was sure it was going to be the last birthday I ever had.

MSD

Green Rooster Ale
Corona Light
Coors light

That's my top 3

NoLa

I dont know what its called but a, tabasco and vodka shot... horrible

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splck

you can't do too much worse than pissy, bland, tastless beer.

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HamiC

Prairie Fire = A shot of tequilla with Tobasco in it

NoLa

^ That's what it was

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jgp

Gorilla fart. half bacardi 151, half wild turkey 101. Garuntee to make you puke.

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crfpilot

Damn, I was just gonna say that but got here too late. Oh well, I second gorilla fart.

Blue93g20

Dead Nazi I do belive its Jager and Whiskey.

Redjake

straight up vodka is pretty nasty in my opinion

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Tophat665

Prairie Fire it is. It actually makes rail tequila more palatable, but it's a brutal thing to do to good tequila.

Speaking of brutal things to do with Tequila - Mixed with Jeagermeister makes a Pepe Hitler. Wish I could find the ... ah! Here it is - tasting notes for this concotion:

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chef001_2003

here's one i think it is called a screaming nazi

shot of jeager and goldschlager(sp)

Date the Banana

for those of you who have outgrown the Prairie fire, I submit: the Buffalo Sweat. half bourbon, half tabasco. My friend's dad (RCMP, retired) drank them. Not for the faint of heat.

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nosuchuserexist

My buddy's brother makes these nasty concoctions he calls "Nazi Tacos"

in a shot glass

1 part Jaegermeister
1 part Tequila

Down the hatch...

then shiver...or rather shudder...

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nosuchuserexist

SHIT! I missed that post! Sorry for being redundancy again.

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tkkfan

There are 2. First in my fraternity days, my family drink was a bottle of cheap champagne and a bottle of Jim Beam mixed in a beer pitcher.

Second is a prairie fire (see above). Talk about a dog shit drink. Usually a shot of Tequilla and a shot of Tabasco sauce. Most of the time it ends up to be any alcohol because it tastes so bad and everyone attributes it to the type of alcohol.

Best part is that afterwards, everyone always makes the same face!

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davik

Can't say I ever had a problem with gin, tequila, or prairie fires; however, I have my own set of drinks that will make me vomit:
1) jaegermeister, didn't like it to begin with, and one bad experience later I was done with it.
2) Straight sambuca shots (or really anything with sambuca)
3) Bad beer, especially bud light.
Honestly, from those, I don't know what's the worst.

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qtpye4u84

I tryed a drink called mexican's ass hole. Its what other ppl have drank on here lol.
tequila and tabasco sauce.
YUCKKY
It burns and when you wake up to go to the bath room,"OUCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ever Clear and Coke or sprit. Damn that shit fucks you up lol and it tastes like shit.

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tkkfan

oooh and theres a drink called a Gorilla Fart. I can't remember what's in it, but I do know that when you throw up, it comes out black.

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Polyphobic

1) The first time I got drunk was on mad dog 20/20. Never again!
2) Bicardi 151 and hawiian punch
3) Any domestic beer

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Dostoevsky

There is a trick drink I've seen ordered called a "bar mat." Basically, the bartender picks up the bar mat with all the spillage on it and forces the liquids from the mat into a shot glass by any means necessary. Then, your drunk buddy drinks it and thanks you. Very funny stuff. Never tried one myself. I would guess the flavor varies depending on what's been spilled recently.

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tkkfan

Back in my frat days we all had to wear big plastic bags around our necks. Everything that fell in there we had to combine and drink again. I never knew that there was a name for this....

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bikerbob

I've heard of two surefire make-you-puke drinks. One is called urine, or piss, etc.. Its simply a shot of tequila that has been microwaved. The other is the greasy mexican, which is tequila with a spoonful of mayonnaise stirred in.

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mofunk

Goggle cleaning fluid. Probably something like the windex metioned earlier.

Other than that, gin straight up. Gin mixed with most things only dilute the terrible gin flavour.

tkkfan

I told everyone I know...these are the nastiest drinks I that I have ever heard of

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cherriesue

The cement mixer is awful and the greasy mexican sounds really disgusting.
Anything with whiskey in it I can do without.

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Paradise Lost

Ezra Brooks Kentucky Straight Bourbon.

Taking it straight is just the worst thing you could ever
do on earth. It's soooo terribly bad.

Mix a fraction with some Soda, and you have a pretty tasty combo though. =o)

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