chewybaca96

this sandwich is good.... three slices of bread. take one slice and using a cup or glass just smaller than the width of the bread, cut the center out. take a full slice and put cheddar cheese...(like a grilled chees sandwich) then the slice of bread with the center cut out. fill that center hole with chili. cover with another layer of cheese. slap the other slice of bread on top, butter and throw in a pan and cook just like a grilled cheese sandwich, only with a chili upgrade.

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Batman976

I'd just like to say "Three cheers for Ready Made bacon!" Just made a sandwich with it and didn't even have to fry up the bacon. It's so much easier to just throw away a paper towel than clean up a pan. Only 5 seconds per slice too. Yummy.

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cowlick

1 cup cottage cheese
3/4 cup yogurt
1 cup blue berries
1 cup cereal flakes
2 Tablespoons peanut butter

mix, eat, repeat as necessary.

Had two servings this evening.

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Flippy

Wow lol ... some of this stuff actually sounds good (greasy, and fattening, but damn good). I've never come up with anything as creative as the recipes mentioned here, but here's something -

Stirfry with whatever leftovers are in the fridge

Actually turned out quite well too

snicka

Death by Cholesterol:

deep fry a batch of french fries until they are nice and crispy
put them in a bowl
cover them with blocks of velveeta, bacon bits, olives, onions
cover that with shredded cheddar cheese
bake for about 20 minutes in a 300 degree oven or until cheese is melted
add herbs, sour cream, onions
enjoy

jwoody

Toast.

Or pasta and whatever I happen to have lying around (corned beef, baked beans, chilli con carne in a can, cheese, butter...)

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jimk

any noodles
can of cream soup
can of tuna fish (packed in water - oil tuna makes this dish gross)
*can of peas optional


cook noodles according to package instructions.
drain noodles.
add everything else & simmer for however long it takes you to crap/walk the dog/beat off/find the remote.......or whatever other bachelor activity you may be multi-tasking with.


ENJOY!!!!!!!!

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Jadey

I ate several "fake" grilled chees sandwiches in college. Two peices of break with shredded cheese between thrown in the microwave. There was an Aldi Grocery store about 2 blocks from my dorm. A loaf of bread for 49 cents and 2 packages of cheese for a buck. Sometimes I would throw some bacon bits on the sandwich too.

Randerolf

I remember when i was disgustingly poor.

I was living off of SPAM and ramen and water. Not fun.

NOTE: You cann't marinate SPAM. It doesn't work. I tried.

numberfive

Mom taught me this one, it has served me well.

You'll need:

Tortilla Chips (any kind)
1 Can of Chili
Some cream cheese
Regular cheese *optional*

Spread cream cheese into the bottom of a casserole dish.
Pour some chili over that
Then more cream cheese
Then more chili
-repeat 'til out of supplies-

Stick in the oven for 5-10 mins, depending on how hot you want it to be

Cooks fast and is easy to make.

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JusticeForPhat

Beer Battered Eggs

Toss 3-4 eggs, some potato slices ( or tater tots ) and some cheese into a frying pan. Scramble the living hell out of them, and start dumping beer on them. Fry some bread next to it and you have yourself one helluva breakfast.

Dumping beer on anything improves the taste tenfold.

etardedraverboy

pizza omlets take 6 eggs and a pinch of milj (if you have it) then chop up left over pizza (i like to use peperoni) cook it up in apan and call it good

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seethreepo

kraft dinner with peas and or hot dogs mixed in = delicious!

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bobw

I used to live on 2 to 3 Totino's pizzas a day. at a total cost of $2.40 a day !

Plaid13

I like to take a big pan and throw in any leftovers i can find rice pasta chicken whatever any veggies i can find just a little butter a egg some bread crumbs and a very little bit of red wine and fry till it smells good =)

blade02

heres a "new school" one for you guys...
Take a package of the craft easy mac and a pack of the ravioli with meat sauce(the new microwave ones that come in boxes of 6 noodle packs and seperate cheese/sauce packs). Microwave the noodles together, then add the ravioli sauce, and then pour in the cheese powder, stir it all up and you have a decent helping of pasta with a real cheezy meat sauce. If you get bored of that, add bacos, lots of shredded cheddar cheese, and ranch dressing (kind of tastes like a baked potatoe).

Another one is compromised steak/cheese sandwiches. If you dont have a toaster oven or time to use a real oven. Take any of the meat and cheeses that you want on your sandwich, put them on a plate a microwave. Then take your bread and put in the pop up style toaster. When everything is ready, assemble your sandwich. You get the toasted taste and avoid the soggy bread, and the time it takes to use the oven.

jerseyboy

Just reading this thread makes me want to vomit. As bad as dining hall food is, it is nowhere near as bad as some of the things in this thread are.

saltfish

I lived off this one for a few months...

Can of generic "Chunky" soup and Egg Noodles.

I would buy 10 lbs of egg noodles, and a case of this generic "Chunky" soup.

Directions:

Boil 3/4 pound of noodles, 5-7 min, Drain.
In the same pot, pour in one can of soup. Heat for 1 minute. Add noodles. Stir.

Eat bfast/lunch/dinner.

Cost per meal, $0.33-$0.50

You can add in anything that was in the fridge, left-over veggies, etc.




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costello

my buddy and me lived off of this last year (freshman year of college):

two slices of bread
3-4 whole hot dogs per two slices of bread
peanut butter


microwave hot dogs till cooked, meanwhile slopping the peanut butter on both bread slices. place hot dogs on peanut buttery bread and mash together. very filling and the peanut butter keeps the hot dogs in place. good stuff

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almostaugust

SO MUCH CHEESE EVERYBODY.

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dy156

Did that too.
My own-
butter in a skillet, tortilla with cheese and whatever leftovers, or just cheese. Fold the tortilla over, Let it sizzle, and flip once, after the cheese has melted enough to stick to the other side of the tortilla- quesadillas!

Tophat665

OK, here is THE classic white trash recipe:

Fry three strips of Bacon. Remove from pan and drain and reserve the grease (you'll want it for something later.)

Wipe down the pan, then get half a stick of butter melting over medium heat.

While that melts, take two slices of white bread, slather with peanut butter. Slice a banana and press it into the peanut butter on one slice. Lay the bacon on top of that, then cap with the other peanut-buttered slice of bread.

Once the butter is melted, lay the sandwich down in it, then quickly turn it over to coat.

Fry until the bread is just on the brown side of golden.

Serve with beer.

Consult your cardiologist.

That's the classic Elvis Sandwich. Rather than using a half stick of butter, I use about a tablespoon of the leftover bacon grease to fry mine. I think it does a better job.

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raist

Slice of bread with ranch dressing. Always munching on that