Starkizzer

So awhile back I was craving a BLT sandwich and of course I could not just make a standard one. So im2smrt4u and I headed to Trader Joe's to buy some awesome bacon and some other fixins' for the sammich.

Start with some spicy mustard from Philippes

Then cheese, gotta melt it too



Now for the bacon mmmmm


Now for the L and the T (not in that order



Aaaannnddd....Here is my BLT

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Cynthetiq

why is your knife pink?

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Starkizzer

Its not. It is red, it is a tomato knife. All my knives are colored, they are Pure Komachi from Kershaw. They are pretty nice and fun too!

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Grancey

What kind of cheese is that?

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Starkizzer

Provolone

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Plan9

Is nobody else stunned at the fact that this sandwich is the size of my torso? Jesus.

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Martian

At first I thought it was a perspective thing. But then I realized in order for that to be true she'd have to be using tomatoes the size of marbles.

It's disturbingly large.

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Plan9

It's the size of a baby. A fat American baby.

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Starkizzer

Those are cherry tomatoes, so while not the size of marbles, they are not standard size. And the sandwich was made on a French Loaf, its not THAT big. geesh!

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Daniel_

Please at least tell me that you had half each?

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Charlatan

Pretty...

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Plan9

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Starkizzer

that you actually took the time to make this.

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LoganSnake

This image is all kinds of wrong. Eden doesn't wear any shirts.

The only thing I don't like about that sammich is the lettuce. I really hate those thick veiny parts and just use the leaves.

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Starkizzer

Ahh, see I love the crunch they provide.

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noodle

Man, if you'd slapped a little "A" on there, I think I'd steal you from smrt.

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Starkizzer

Avocado? That would be awesome...next time for sure.

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noodle

Oh yeah. On top of the bacon, under the lettuce.
Sprinkled with a teeny bit of high quality, very fine garlic powder.

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spindles

plus the hair needs redistribution - the beard is larger than the hair on top

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Starkizzer

Ok, really men, there is a beautiful sammich full of delicious bacon which you all see to love so much and all you care about is the picture of Eden?!?!

Wow, the man love on TFP really is EPIC! It even outdoes bacon.

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Plan9

Eden is bacon.

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Punk.of.Ages

He smells like bacon...

In other news, I would eat the fuck out of that entire sandwich!

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Ratman

That sammich is serious food pr0n. I got wood...

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Punk.of.Ages

You could smoke some bacon with it...

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Ratman

I do smoke my own bacon in Japan. The wood here is seriously good for smoking. Long burning high quality hardwood charcoal. Lots of fruitwood chips like cherry and apple, plus the stuff my folks send me. It's really easy to get pork belly in the supermarkets here.

As to the sammich, double the bacon and you are worthy of deity status!

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Charlatan

That bacon has me coming back to look at it over and over... I just can't get good bacon here.

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Starkizzer

There was already 10 pieces on there, you want me to make it 20? Next time...DONE!

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Ratman

Someone needs to make a drooling smiley. MMMmmmm bacon....

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