Blasphemy.

Just recently it had occurred to me that my family has no famous recipes, or any hand me down signature dishes in it's blood. I've decided to try and start one up and dedicate my life to try and make the perfect chili. Why not, chili has got to be one of the better foods out there in my opinon.

Are there any chili connoisseurs out there who have any good tips or ideas that you might think makes the perfect chili?

I plan on buying a huge pot and starting my mission in the next week or two.

Willravel

It's not exactly a family recipe, but it's a really good lesson in chili:

inBOIL

No beans. They're just filler.

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YaWhateva

buy New Mexico green chili. roast it. peel it. freeze it. put it on everything. New Mexico has by far and away the best chili I have ever had. Tomato sauce "chili" isn't real chili.

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THGL

This recipe was acquired here years ago. I can't recall how the owner is though.

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wraithhibn

That is Hanxter's Chili, I haven't made that one though. I use the Wendy's Chili recipe that's all over the net as a base, and then play with it as it cooks.

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World's King

Bacon fat.


That's the key to great chili.

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THGL

That's it, Hanxter's! I knew it started with an "H" and it wasn't Halx's.

You should try it! Keep your calendar open though, it's time consuming!
Awesome chili though... and all the cinnamon makes the house smell nice (instead of a onion-pepper smell with other chilis).

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noodle

i can tell you what's in mine, but not proportions. i don't give that out.

beef broth, organic
a can of guinness
cocoa powder
coffee, organic
garlic, organic
cayenne
chili powder
cumin seeds
oregano
salt
coriander
brown sugar
lean stew beef, cubed
lean ground chuck
canned diced tomatoes (organic) with spices
canned organic tomato paste
anaheim, poblano, habenero and jalapeno peppers
vidalia onion
more garlic
organic canned pintos, kidney and black beans.

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World's King

Okay fine... I'll post my award winning recipe... I’ve never written it down and I don't have measurements because I don't measure. So take it the way it is...

Meat:
Ground Pork
Ground Beef
Bacon
Shredded Chicken

Veggies and peppers:
Onion
Tomatoes
Minced Roasted Garlic
Jalapeno
Habanero
Poblano
Serrano
Red Bell
Yellow Bell
A can of Chipotles (chopped) in Adobo sauce… You can find it in the “Ethnic” section.

Beans:
Whatever you want. Sometimes I use them. Sometimes I don’t. They’re just filler.

Spices:
Salt
Pepper
Green Curry Powder
Red Curry Powder
Chili powder
Smoked Paprika
Chipotle Powder

Extras:
Guinness
Dr. Pepper


Okay… lets put this shit together.

The chicken comes first. Use one package of breasts. A pound I guess. I do it the day before so I can chill it down because it’s easier to shred when it’s cold. Season the shit out of it with the chili powder and salt and pepper. Bake it at 250 for no less then three hours. It’ll kick ass. Trust me. Wrap it up and toss it in the fridge over night.

Next day. Early. Cook off an entire package of bacon. Set aside the bacon. KEEP THE GREASE. Eat two pieces of bacon to get you by. There is no way to make bacon and not eat it. But don’t eat it all. You need it.

Chop all the veggies. Including the chipotles from the can but set those aside. DO NOT include with the rest of the veggies. Take the lovely bacon grease from before and pour it in a large skillet. Let it heat up a little, just till you see a little smoke. Add the veggies. Add a little salt and pepper. Not too much. Sauté till you get a little browning. If you go too far, the tomatoes will get all fucked up and gross. So add them in last… maybe a few minutes after the rest. Set aside. Enjoy the smell. Taste. Love it. Touch yourself.

Cook off the beef and pork. Salt and pepper to taste. Drain the grease… don’t keep. Set aside meat. Brag to your neighbors about how good of a cook you are.

Shred chicken. Wash hands.

Now we must talk about which pot to use. Now it depends on how much you’re making but I will always lean towards my slow cooker/Croc-Pot. It really is the best way to go. If you’re gonna use your slow cooker be sure to pre-heat it. If not… blow me.

At this point it’s pretty easy. Add everything to the pot of your choice. (Slow cooker.) That includes the bacon from before. Just break it up into little pieces. If you’re using canned beans you really need to drain the liquid. It’s gross. Bring to a boil. This is why you need to pre-heat your slow cooker. If you don’t it will take an hour to bring all this to a boil. Once it’s at a boil turn it down as low as it can go and let it simmer for no less then four hours. Taste it along the way. Invite friends. Buy Pepto.

Best served with Corona and rugby games.

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QFT

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World's King

Daniel, did you read my recipe?

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settie

That was great WK. Printed and prepped for creation!
Now to wait for a frosty winter day to make it...

Grancey

Add a chocolate bar. Really. I'm serious.

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That's what the Guinness and Dr. Pepper are for.

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Mister Coaster

I have made Hankster's chili a few times, and it's fantastic! Never placed in any cookoffs, however (might have been my fault, though)

I laso posted a Chili Cookoff style Texas Red recipe a long time ago that is pretty tasty. This has won me some awards, a couple of 3rd place finishes. linky... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...red-chili.html

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SSJTWIZTA

im in love with this thread.

guinness? who knew.

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Hanxter

and i am hanxter... yes, that is mine... help yur selves to it... and remember that in cook-offs cheating is legal

Cynthetiq

nice to see you hanx! I knew this thread would draw you out....

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Plan9

Whoa, whoa, whoa... you mean I can put lean beef and a Hershey's dark bar in a pot with beans and it'll come out okay?

This is a must try.

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noodle

A Hershey bar?!

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