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Giant Hamburger 05-26-2009 11:49 AM

Porcine Memorial Day
 
Hail Eaters of Swine!

A neighbor down the street barbecued an entire pig this weekend
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3649/...9047178730.jpg

in a precision cooking device like this
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3001/...2531b49ba9.jpg

for 15 hours it turned slowly, sensuously, deliciously
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3352/...9df98a07e2.jpg

its ass glistening in the holiday sun
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3570/...e4ac886650.jpg

until the 135 pound carcass was ready to flavoriously burst open
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2478/...b3eddcdce6.jpg

and then the graspy human hands began to pull and rend
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3414/...40b95bb26e.jpg

until their need to tear at the warm flesh was fully satiated.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3584/...0c54c37310.jpg

I ate 4 sandwiches.

World's King 05-26-2009 12:33 PM

I just got hard. Thank you.

Baraka_Guru 05-26-2009 12:37 PM

When are you making the stew?

Giant Hamburger 05-26-2009 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by World's King (Post 2640683)
I just got hard. Thank you.

I want to embrace that beautiful succulent creature and hug it and bite it and feel its warm juices soak into my clothes as I continuously gulp huge maw-sized gobbets of steaming flesh until my wife demands that I remove it from our bed.

Sadly, there were no left-overs.

snowy 05-26-2009 03:30 PM

I will be attending a birthday party in a few weeks wherein a whole pig will be roasted. I am looking forward to it, especially after surveying these fine photographs. Thank you, Giant Hamburger.

Charlatan 05-26-2009 03:42 PM

Instead of ice cream trucks, trailers of roasting pigs should troll the neighbour hoods calling the kids with a combination of the smell of roasting meat and happy music.

spindles 05-26-2009 04:41 PM

mmmmmmmmm, pork......

Plan9 05-26-2009 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger (Post 2640688)
...until my wife demands that I remove it from our bed.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?


genuinegirly 05-26-2009 05:43 PM

That is a lot of pig.
How many people / aliens does it take to consume that quantity of flesh?

alicat 05-27-2009 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by World's King (Post 2640683)
I just got hard. Thank you.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giant Hamburger (Post 2640688)
I want to embrace that beautiful succulent creature and hug it and bite it and feel its warm juices soak into my clothes as I continuously gulp huge maw-sized gobbets of steaming flesh until my wife demands that I remove it from our bed.

I hope you meant the pig and not WK's love muscle. We would miss his presence here. Your power may grow however...

Charlatan 05-31-2009 12:45 AM

Now squeal like a pig!
http://www.blogto.com/upload/2009/05...powerball1.jpg


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